ITT: Pick one
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Which one /mlp/?
Is no legs one still leaves me with a dick?
>>27118309
No legs, because I don't need them to hold my waifu. Plus they could make me some robotic satyr legs so that'd be neat.
>>27118309
No arms X10000
>>27118311
You still have you dick with both
No legs.
I'm sure they have magic prosthetics.
I'd probably go with no arms. I mean, nobody else has arms either.
>>27118342
Dragons and Griffons do.
No legs. I could get some magic replacement or alternative.
>>27118309
As long as i have a dick i can press both since I would crawl my way to the pone puss
>>27118309
No legs without hesitation.
I'd use it as an excuse to be in the library H24 and emotionally blackmail Twilight into helping me learn magic/find a way for me to have magic.
Thanos the mad titan won't got shit on me once i'm done with Equestria.
>>27118309
>no legs
>have excuse to ride around upon waifu
>>27118309
Lieutenant Dan me.
>>27118309
no legs, I hate how big my calves are anyway
>>27118432
This
No legs.
No arms would be hell for everyday tasks.
Atleast you could still eat and use a wheel chair with prosthetics with no legs.
>>27118309
>>27118505
This
Why is it even a question? Anyone would rather be on a wheelchair still having his dick and his pride, rather than having ponies wiping your ass while you can't even fap.
>>27118311
>>27118318
>>27118322
>>27118380
>>27118396
>>27118415
>>27118432
>>27118462
>>27118489
>>27118505
Plot twist: you appear in the middle of the Everfree forest, with no knowledge of which way you need to crawl to get to the nearest town.
>>27118309
Implying you wouldn't get kick ass steampunk prosthesis whichever you choose.
>>27118309
I press both at the same time
>give up legs
>get prosthetics in Equestria
>get to choose whether to walk upright or walk on your hands and become a fake horse
>get to change at will like a Transformer
>Coming in season 7:Transformers / Anon in Equestria / MLP crossover
>>27118309
definitely no legs. hands have various uses, ponies would like them and their functionality and perhaps, with some help of magic, i could get my very own pair of hoves so i'd become a true anthrofag
>>27118595
no worries. zigger/shy ex machina to the rescue
>needing arms
>>27118309
>No legs
You ain't got no legs
LT. DAN
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this picture always makes me laugh
>>27118309
No legs.
>>27118595
>zecora senses the magic flux when you enter the world, finds you and drags you to her hut and gives you a pity fuck.
>>27118309
Jokes on you, i have a third leg between my old ones
>>27118309
No arms.I won't have them as a pony either way
