Spaghetti Thread?

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Spaghetti thread.

I wish I could say this was a lie.

>Always been living with my parents
>Never plan on moving out until I graduate college
>Decide to take a look at universities within driving distance
>Having trouble finding courses that fit me
>I'm now getting frustrated, fucking Virginia
>Start to get horny with frustration
>Now I decide to open Derpibooru
>A lot of new porn on my watched images
>Mega donger from Anthro Sunset Shimmer being rammed by Troubleshoes
>Eerected completely
>It is time
>Shove down my shorts
>Just starting to fap
>Overhear footsteps near my room
>Has to be my sister taking a piss again, always has been
>Nope.jpg
>Creaking of my door being pushed open by mom
>Eternal silence followed by borderline disownment
>Next day, more scolding, says I can still make it up to her, though
>"And you can start by reading the first letter of every line."