You did it anon. You finally did it.
You found the magical way to get to Equestira, it's all you've ever imagined it would be, beautiful landscapes, friendly faces, all the familiar places from the show, and to top it all off your waifu is madly in love with you.
However, the cost to go there was much more then you first thought. The catch to coming wasYou have no genitalia, you're as smooth as a ken doll
What do you do?
>>27006122
>get a dildo
>git gud with tongue
>????
if car crash victims can do it, i can do it
>>27006122
>smooth as a ken doll
Cover myself in oil and slide around the place
Worry about how I am going to urinate
>>27006122
I still have a prostate.
>>27006143
You secrete urine from the spot where your dick once was.
>>27006122
I'm asexual. So you're telling me I get to go to Equestria for no fee?
>>27006158
Pretty much, good luck taking a piss
>>27006150
Straight outta nopesville.
>>27006122
>your waifu is madly in love with you
I'm happy.
>>27006122
Acquire bits, purchase the services of a unicorn wizard, have him polymorph me some new junk.Throw in a little extra for a 10-incher while I'm at it.
>>27006122
Don't care.. But
Somebody please bring twilight sparkle pee about 2 gallons for me, please...
>>27006205
>Implying unicorns are specialists in growing 10 inch human dicks
>>27006205
There's a spell for that.
>>27006141
underrated post
>>27006150
What about if you have a vagina? that is pretty much the same thing, and if I secrete it from a hole I don't see why I can't use that to rut.
>>27006122
I'm into having my orgasm denied, so that works out anyway.
>>27006565
Secrete means coming from the skin, not a hole, you twat.
>>27006122
Finally be able to sleep comfortably since my testicles won't hang between my legs and make me twist and turn at night trying to find relief.
>>27006614
I think i'm staying where I am, thanks
