I would really like a thread dedicated to Maud, she is very pretty and I like her a lot.
>>26942691
>>26942725
> maud is a slut
i like the idea
Maud is a qt
I hope no one minds if I write for this thread.
>>26943173
Not at all, go ahead!
>>26943200
>You're on a date with Carrot Top.
"And then I asked my Mom for more money, and she asked me, 'well why don't you get a job', and I tried to tell her I'm in college but I mean you know how Moms can be right?"
>Carrot Top seems to be looking around smiling uncomfortably.
>"Oh, uh, goodness look at the time, I've uh.. I just remembered I had to go look after Bon-Bons cat!"
>She gets up.
"Oh, but wait! Aren't we gonna go back to your place later? We can do hooflix and chill!"
>"Yeah, great, sure some other time!"
>She says as she runs off.
"Hey wait you forgot to pay your-!"
>The waitress puts the bill on the table.
>"Bill.."
>"Third time this week?"
>You sigh.
>This same waiter here has observed your dates one by one.
>Each one ending in disaster.
"At least she said 'some other time'."
>"I don't think she was being serious."
>You slump down leaning over the table.
>You stare at the empty coffee drink stirring the remaining whipped cream lazily with your straw.
>"I'll get you a refill."
"B-but I didn't ask for a-"
>The waitress places her hoof on your mouth saying,
>"It's on me."
>On her nametag you read the name, 'Maud'.
"T-thanks Maud."
>>26943266
>She comes back sometime later.
>Although she has two drinks instead of one.
>"Gee Maud, two drinks?"
>She slides one over to you sitting across from you at the cafe table.
>"This one is for me."
"Wait, are you, are we, like, on a date now then?"
>"I'm taking my lunchbreak right now, so I guess you could call it that."
"O-oh, I uh, well, I'm Anon and-"
>"You're staying in an apartment in west Baltimare. You like to read and go on hikes, you have an obsession with ducks and you used to live with your Mom up until a year ago."
"Uh.. Yeah, so, tell me about yourself.."
>"I like rocks."
>You wait for her to say more, but she merely sips at her drink.
"Uh, great."
>"I find them fascinating. I've written poems about them, would you like to hear one?"
"Sure?"
>"Rocks, these are my rocks. Sediments, make me sedimental. Smooth and round, asleep in the ground. Shades of brown and gray abound."
"Neat?"
>"I've written thousands."
"Heh, you don't say? I don't know much about rocks, but I know tons about ducks. Like, did you know the adult male duck is called the drake? I'd like to think I'm kinda like the big drake here wouldn't ya say?"
>Maud looks at you with her same monotone expression.
>"Not really."
"Wait, what? Y-you mean not a drake?"
>"You're more like a little duckling."
"D-duckling?"
>"Yes, a little duckling."
>This is getting weirder by the minute..
>>26943295
>"I'd be interested in getting to know you more. You wanted to do 'hooflix and chill' right?"
>Is this seriously happening? Is this waitress pony ready to ride the sausage express to pound town?
>Do the funky monkey with a funky monkey?
"Y-you're serious?"
>"Why wouldn't I be?"
"W-well, it's just that when I said hooflix and chill I wasn't talking to YOU at the time, and well, it's just so unexpected and.."
>"You don't want to?"
"Well I was just.. Er, I mean.. Yes?"
>Maud sips at her drink quietly.
"I mean, you know, if that's cool with you and all. I mean, I know I'm just such a handsome guy, w-why would you wanna do anything else but go back to your place, amirite?"
>She continues drinking her beverage, nice, and slowly..
You shift around in your chair sweating nervously as Maud watches quietly.
>"I'm off at 5 if you want to meet me back here by then."
"O-oh, yeah, er, I mean, sure! Y-yeah, I'll uh, pick you up around then babycakes."
>You say as you click your tongue standing up suddenly.
>You try to walk away all cool but you trip over your shoelaces.
>You end up sort of scurrying away as Maud watches.
>>26943470
>You're at your apartment.
>You've just stepped out of the shower as you wipe away the fog in the mirror.
>Staring at yourself you say aloud.
"Alright, this is it Anon."
>You slap your cheeks with your hands.
"After 27 miserable dates of soul crushing failure, one mare finally thinks you're cool enough to sleep with."
>You whip out the forming cream styling your hair.
"Yeah, let's go with the cool guy look, cool guy, takes no prisoners."
>You style it around some more before flexing your muscles.
"Aww yeah, big guns in the house, so smooth and fly.. Thirsty ass mares can't get enough of this pussy slayer."
>You rub some acne medication on you before throwing on dress shirt.
"Check out this guy, bout to get some pussy tonight!"
>You flex again growling loudly to your mirror.
>>26943295
>Like, did you know the adult male duck is called the drake? I'd like to think I'm kinda like the big drake here wouldn't ya say?"
I can't do this mane, this anon is too autistic
>>26942691
>liking an expressionless autist
why
>>26943562
I can
>>26943654
Because I can relate.
>>26944197
>anthro
>>26943654
>basically a qt female version of myself
How could I not?
>>26944212
>fag
next episode is hers
>>26946317
What do you mean
Thats cute.
Bamp.
>>26943173
>Gritsaw
Oh lawdy please do
>>26948448
>she will never hold you like this rock
maudypoo in tomorrows episode
>>26943562
>>26943696
>>26949606
Why did I start writing this? Shit, I really wanted to provide for the Maud thread like I did for the Moondancer thread.
But I feel so tapped out, so lacking in creativity, I just don't know where to go with this story.
>>26951770
Oh hell yeah, I'm looking forward to that.
I want to cum inside Maud
