Canterlot High. The high-school everyone dreams of entering. Inside its walls there's a world of adventure you'll never see in any other educational institution. Romance, fights, ridiculousness and more, are part of our student's daily lives.
Just like the real world doesn't turn around you, Canterlot High's world doesn't turn around anyone in particular. So, you will see a bit of everyone's life in here, no matter how minor their role had been in canon, they have a place in here.
Come here so you can listen to, or tell us about...
The Bradical Adventures in Canterlot High.
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Yes. We're the Normal Norman thread
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Outdated-nearly-useless shit:
Archived threads list: http://pastebin.com/FhsuatML
Archived Nolan's threads: http://pastebin.com/j89LWMS7
Old NN pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Normal_Norman
Tool's oneshots: http://pastebin.com/eHUgCxh7
Writers list: http://pastebin.com/zc1mNLqE
You can also add Kurobisu to your skype, just look for live:kurobisu_g
(Not guarantee it will work, he got a job)
Join us in creating the human world around our beloved school.
Any contribution is good, your contribution is the best
Precautionary Stealth Edition
>>26906198
>no subject
>>26906218SSSSHHHH
Gotta be careful
As a means of still enjoying the thread, and not risking the hard work of whoever is going to post a story, why don't we begin with a repost?
Which kind of story would you like to read?
>>26906454
Post something comfy andPurple.
>>26906505
>>26906454
post the BtR where Brad fucks Purple
>>26906505
Would it be too egotistic to post something I made long ago?
>>26906550
Nah, go ahead.
>>26906537
But Brad never fucks Purple in BtR!!!
>>26906561
Yay~!
Will do. I have to say though, that the first post of the story isn't mine.
>Be Norman
>Another day at Equestria High
>Another day to contemplate suicide
>Calc is boring as fuck, as usual
>Purple soaks it all in, excited
>Teacher asks a question, I'm not really paying attention
>Purple is the only one raising her hand
>She stands up
>Begins singing and dancing
>Yanks me from my seat to try to get me to sing
>"Is this what kids find 'funny' these days? Principal's Office, both of you"
>Oh joy
>Purple literally on the verge of tears over this
>"Why is everyone so mean here, Norman!"
>Feel like telling her to get over it
>Puppy dog eyes
>Cave and just tell her everything will be just fine
>She perks up, in particular over the last phrase
>Today's gonna be a long day
>Every day is a long day
>Contemplate suicide
>Maybe I shouldn't walk over the bridge on my way home anymore
>Purple begins singing in the Principal's Office
>Suspended the both of us
>>26906634
>I don't know why do I feel so depressed
>I'm used to being rejected and ridiculed by this school's population
>however today, I even contemplated suicide
>maybe my heart was finally pierced by the constant attack of everyone except for a few friends that I've gotten thanks to Purple
>This is the first time Purple has been suspended alongside me for one of her antics
>normally the guilty verdict would fall on me as I'm the one who's considered a bad influence by teachers and students alike; however singing and dancing during class and in front of the principal was too much
>as she was given the suspension sentence I could see how her heart broke; because, despite being a weird girl, she is still a book-worm. Maybe she has never been punished at school
>anyways, the girl which made all of my days into a living hell, the girl who's actions had resulted in detention for me so many times, for me just to keep a stiff upperlip had finally found her well-deserved retribution as if the stars had aligned for justice this day.
>she marched out of the school crying silently but with unstoppable tears
>you know, after the previous description, anyone would be laughing at her, overjoyed because vengeance had consumated on its own.
>but this girl is no enemy of mine; despite all the things she unwillingly caused to befall on me, she is my best friend
>and seeing her down for the first time since she found out I was called a racist really made my inner strength crumble
>I was defeated, not by the school itself, but by the tragedy my dear Purple was suffering
>I hated myself for all the times I wished for her to take responsibilty for the times i suffered because of her actions
>However, I will not surrender to the will of this foolish school and I will help my friend cope with it; today's not the day to surrender
>>26906652
>Purple, wanna hangout? -I ask the depresed girl while wearing a smile in order to hide my own sadness
>why am I so worried about her? if she was the Aryan Beauty I would understand it. But she is just Purple, my best friend, but still just that. has hanging out with girls so much, finally turned me into a softie?
>Okay, where are we going? -she asked while looking down-
>let's go downtown, afterall now that we are suspended we have lots of time to go window shopping
>I said as I remembered that I hadn't gone downtown with a friend ever since I came to this place. But now that i think about it, I guess that wasn't a good choice of words
>none the less she agreed as she hadn't gone there either
>I had a bit of money on myself so once we got there I invited her to grab a bite with me; she took a vegan menu. But at least I got her to try some fries; she liked them
>after eating, I looked everywhere for an arcade. These are getting kind of hard to find lately
>after a while we finally found an arcade.
>once we got in, I was surprised by the change In Purple's facial expression
>the lights, the sounds the thrill of the challenge. Purple came to love games, I can't believe she had never tried'em before
>we played all kinds of games, racing, rythm, shooters and fighting
>when we began she was adverse to the idea of using violence with no justification; however once she understood that the images across the screen weren't actually alive, she had no qualms on handing my ass to me. Damned beginers' luck
>sadly, all that gaming was unfavorable to my wallet, so our ride came to an end as did savings
>at the very least she had cheered up, which made me realize that I didn't need to bring her to this place to make her happy. Afterall, At my home lied my beloved Xbox
>hey Purple, do you remember my Xbox? -I asked-
>the thing Spike peed on? -she replied with curiosity
>Yes, that one -I said with an annoyed face
>what of it? -she asked
>we can play video games with that
>>26906665
>Then, what are we waiting for? -she yelled excitedly while pulling my arm- Let's go to your place!!!
>I think I've created a monster; her OCD-like makes her pay attention to every comand input for any game and she's able to quickly choose the best course of action to kick my ass. At least she's a monster I like
>then a phone rings. -hey sonny!- It was dad -I saw you playing hooky with your purple friend, Is she your favorite? Don't let your mom find out you were skipping school with her; she's the one she likes the least. Anyways congrats ong getting a girlfriend- my dad ,as always, was quick to jump to conclusions and tease me about them
>Look dad, we weren't playing hooky, we were suspended
>again? what were you doing?
>well, she tried to make me dace during calc and tried again in front of the principal
>hahahaha! you need to teach her who wears the pants in the house else she will always be dragging you on whatever she wants to do
>yeah, will do -I say- wait, she's not my girlfriend
>whatever, anyways you need to hold your ground or else you'll be dragged into everyone else's pace, don't be a doormat, be a champ
>many of my problems at school would have easily been solved if I'd just stood up for myself; however, it was not in my nature to do so, maybe it's just lazyness. In any case, my dad's were wise words
>okay, see you dad -I hang the phone
>then a loud yell was calling my attention -Norman hurry up so we can keep playing!!!- I totally get what my dad was trying to tell me but anyways, let's just listen to her this once.
>we kept playing for the rest of the day. It felt good to see her smile once again decorating her face. but being curbstomped so many times in the games made my gamer pride hurt.
>when the sun started to fall down my mother came home with dad
>My dad looked a little restless
>somehow something wnet very wrong in spite of mom's calm and reasuring face
>>26906688
>Norman, are you alone? -mom asked in a tone reminiscent of those old family sitcoms.
>no, uhm I'm playing Xbox with purple -I answer quite nervous
>would you mind calling your friend down here so we can dine together? -she asked with that sweet voice of hers, but I knew she had some kind of plot weaving itself inside of her mind
>I called purple and then we sat in the dining room. Purple showed a bright smile though her eyes were a bit reddish because of being so many hours in front of a screen for the first time in her life. She was especially happy because she hadn't had the chance to meet my parents in a normal situation; afterall, she met my father at that time when I fell into a ditch while looking for Spike, and she met my mother while she was looking at porn in my computer
>my parents are doubtful if I should even look at her; especially mom
>Purple is oblivious to all of this of course
>We sat on the table with dad in front of me, Purple by my side, and mom would sit in front of purple. It looked as if I was in front the parents of my girlfriend and about to ask for her hand in marriage
>the food came and it was exactly the food we ate in the afternoon. This definitely can't be good
>Hey, this is the same food we had today at lunch! -spoke purple with a big smile- this is delicious
>mom had this huge GOTCHA! grin on her face
>damn it purple you weren't supposed to say that
>So, -mom said- why were you two lovebirds downtown when you should have been at school?
>well, we... -I couldn't speak as mom interrupted me
>listen here girl, I don't want you near my son, all I see from you is a bad influence for my son, the first time you were being a pervert inside of my own home, then he fell into a ditch because he was looking for YOUR dogand now he was suspended because of you. Norman I don't aprove your relationship with this girl
>after being reminded of what happened at school, Purple became sad again
>>26906705
>Mom, I must tell you the truth about my life in here -I began speaking- I'm hated by almost everyone in the school; Purple is the only one who has stood by my side since the very begining, It's thanks to her that I have all the friends you met that day at the farm. Also, she is NOT my girlfriend.
>do you think I was born yesterday? you don't spend so much time and money on a girl who's not your girlfriend, I followed you during the whole afternoon and I saw everything. I saw how you walked side by side and how you put that stupid smile whenever you saw her smile, you are totally in love with this girl who has brought you nothing more than misfortune
>mom was partly right, Purple had brought me lots of troubles, though she never intended to do so; but for the same reason she was very wrong, even if the sun was extinguished I wouldn't be this girl's boyfriend, At least I still have an ounce of dignity.
>Mrs. Norman's mom -Purple finally spoke- I must say that what Norman said is indeed true, he doesn't hold that kind of feelings for me, in fact, he's in love with Ra...
>DON'T SAY IT -I yelled while cracking my knuckles- wait you know?
>Of course Norman, ev... I mean I have noticed the tender way in which you look at her.
>>26906729
>Suddenly, a spark of light originated from my parents' eyes
>Who's the one he likes? -My parents asked at unison- Please don't be the pink one, Is it the shy/farmer girl? -It seems they can't agree on a favorite but they surely have an unfavorite.
>Wait -I said- what happened to all that crap of not approving our relationship and all that?
>why -dad says- we were just putting you love on trial, your mother's a good actress isn't she? I recorded everything so you could look at the face you are making now whenever you want -damn you dad-
>my mother returned her attention to Purple -Uhm miss Purple, is that your name?
>my name is Twilight Sparkle -she answered-
>I'll just call you purple I guess -replied mom- hey purple, will you tell me who norman likes, if I give you his porn encyclopedia?
>I wouldn't betray my best friend's trust, not even for all the knowledge of this world -Purple Smiled again
>Mom do you realize that you tried to tempt an underage girl using porn? -I asked a bit flabbergasted
>yes, and? -she gleefully answered
>and that's why I love you -dad added
>After that my parents got to know purple while we enjoyed a great dinner
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Sorry for all the shit formatting, this was from back then when I was just starting.
>>26906752
how long did you take to write this?
Three years?Good job
>>26906752
Besto girl.
>>26907381
Checked the archive, about 10 hours.
>>26906634
This is roleplay
>>26906592
>But Brad never fucks Purple in BtR!!!In the literal sense of that verb, she hasn't, but that doesn't mean she didn't get it in
>>26908458
How is that role play?
>>26908458
your mum roleplays with my dick m8
>>26906652
>>however today, I even contemplated suicide
Jesus what the fuck
Will continue reading!
>>26906752
Finally parental intervention!
Norman has it too easy with these girls without his parents butting into his life.
If you do use them some more I can't wait to see Norman being interrupted and embarassed by both his parents and Purple.
>>26909424
This is one of my first stories, technically the second one.
I'll try using them if I write in the future tho.
So what, is the thread officially banned now?
The spoilered op's not helping
>>26911104
No, /nn/ is allowed.
What isn't allowed are poorly made writebait roleplayfags.
>>26911122
So just remake the OP post to be a bit more...accommodating next time.
>>26911150
/nn/ wasn't deleted because it went against the rules.
Many threads were deleted without reason.
>>26911186
I guess we gotta start writing, or we can create a new character. Quick someone find a background human that we haven't touched yet!
>>26911674
Look at this qt.
>>26911694
Hey are we auto-saging? We're stuck at page 7? Or is it just me?
>>26911694
Is she actually from the show and not just some random image?
>>26906634
>be norman
fucking dropped harder then a redheaded stepchild baby
>>26911718
Refresh nig.
>>26911732
Next to Orange.
>>26911694
>>26911748
Well she looks pretty bored in both pictures and her hair is fairly wet looking.Do we have a goth character yet?
>>26911860
And Aria to some extent, when she's not looking like some Japanese idol.
>>26911885
She's more punk rock, I'm talking about Wednesday (Addams Family) levels of goth or that chick from Beetlejuice.
Dazzlings vs Brads Norman and Nolan
>>26911954
Moonlight Raven isn't a punk rocky goth though, she's drawn more to Luna's aspect and a polar opposite to Sunshine Smiles.
There is alwaysthis option.
>>26911996
GOTH PINK
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>>26911996
I thought you were talking about Aria not Raven.
>>26911996
Well shoot, unless you guys want to continue on with Moonlight Raven instead or should we continue on making someone new?
>>26912083
>Making someone new
Not how it works hereunless...
>>26912095
Like we got much of a choice, mods are being picky and we need some new fresh blood. Okay, what character female stereotype haven't we used yet, something located in the some what serious demeanor area?
>>26912150
>>26911748
Do we have a Rei-like character yet?
>>26912261
Maude Pie.
And Nega Sophie, but all she wants is burgers.
>>26912281
Goddamn I'm out of it tonight
>>26912314
No one ever writes maud, and there are no goth chaacter yet.
If you feel like giving a personality to a character, do it through a story, and don't listen to anyone. If the character is good, the personality will stick to it, and other writers will use the character with the personality you created.
>>26912376
Maude needs some attention, she didn't even show up at the pie farm.
There was that one-shot of Norman going on a date with Maude and her just being weird the entire time.
>>26912460
Maude would be fun to see
I vote Maude
"But Mary, isn't that against the law?"
>"Bwut Mary isn't dat agwainst da wah?"
>>26912924
That's not how it happened, you little squit.
>>26913740
In the non-lewd Kuroverse it happened that way
>>26914034
[citation needed]
>>26914034
I've written Mary just once, and Norman wasn't in that story.
True end.
what is the story that started all of this? isnt it the First one where everyone thinks hes racist
>>26916459
i think kuro has it
but the most important part was the begining
the joke of norman normal is that, his name is normal
while he lived in philladelphia, he had a weird surname, but when he move out to canterlot, he only saw people with white or black skin. when he saw all the multicolored people, he said "what's the deal with all the multicolored people?", and everything rolled from there
>>26916459
>>26916841
First oneshots http://pastebin.com/wrRQDUSA
A collective creation by the anons who were amused by Norman's skin color.
>>26906198
Just noticed Norms Rockin' some Gucci on his toes
>>26916979
nah, norman doesn't have that much cash
>>26917504
He probably made them himself to look like that.
>>26906198
... In all honesty Normal reminds me of a younger Vinny.
Vinny in EQG now needed.
>Norman walks into Brad's room
"Brad? Needed something?"
>"Dude check it."
>>26917998
Is that Vinny from Vinesauce or am I mistaken?
>>26919049
Rain what's the worst ship
Who is worst girl
Don't gimme that neutral crap
>>26916979
>>26917504
>Be Norman
>"$700? FOR A PAIR OF SNEAKS? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!!?"
>There's no other way. I've got to earn my stripes in this assbackwards joke of a school.
>By any means necessary
>Specially if it means impressing The Aryan Beauty
>Aryan's into fashion, I'm into her.
>A fresh pair of Guccis are sure to do the trick
>Seven hundred dollars is a small price to pay
"C'mon Dad, I've done so much this year: got my grades up since we got here, I've stayed out of trouble as much as I can possibly avoid Purple's urges to commit stupidity, and I've kept my room clean for almost three months now!"
>Reaching threshold of tolerable nagging levels
>Hope I'm not driving him to dementia, yet
>"Alright! I swear, Norman, you're exactly the same as your mother. This is the last time I'm giving you money to buy clothes. From here on out, your buying your own shoes, and whatever else you put on top of your skin!"
>Fucking nailed it
"Thanks Dad!"
>Sometime later
>Bust the main entrance doors open
>Basic bitches drop dead upon my presence
>Gucci on my feet
>Best fucking feeling ever
>Aryan's gonna be all over me with these babies
>Lunch time
>Confidence over the fucking roof, still popping scouters left and right
>get to my lunch table, don't even need a platter
>Aryan's nowhere to be seen though
>lift my feet and rest them on top of the table for my lesser peers to witness the glory of these seven hundred and twenty three dollar (plus taxes) of majestic of footwear
"Sup?"
>"Not bad, pretty cool G's Mr. Prejudice!"
>Says Rose
>"God damn Racist, you're only a gold chain and some shitty shades away from becoming one of those run-of-the-mill rapper"
"Fuck you, Green...and thanks"
>I bet his little bitch ass can't handle the jealousy right now
"So, do you think Aryan will like them?"
>"Well...About that-"
>>26919401
>"Oh, I'm so sorry, Folks."
>Aryan out of fucking nowhere
>"It was horrendous. Overwhelmed is not even enough to be an understatement to describe last period's assignment"
>"Yeah, period, overwhelmed, that time of the month; whatever, twat"
>Aryan just gives a horribly stern look at Green, takes a deep breath and exhales
>Like nothing happened, she goes on
>"It's the last time I ever help Pinkie do a presentation on Polish Nationalism"
"Hey, Ar-Rarity, what do you think about my new Guccis?"
>Gotta engage her in conversation to impress her
>I lean back and throw my arms behind my head as I display the pride I wear on my feet
>Looks at me with a very dull and serious expression
>"Well, Darling. I do have to tell you, your tastes and mine are at odds. I don't understand the lavish design and poor-taste in fabric patterns or the outlandish motivation for its pretentious and often rude consumer base to spend such an exorbitant price for such a ridiculous product; such thoughts are beyond me. I despise Gucci, Norman"
*CRASH*
[Ceramic object brakes]
>I don't feel so confident anymore
>I'm not so smug now, I have to take down my feet from the table and my smirk slowly fades into a blank stare
>"A-although, they don't look that bad on you"
>At least she realized she humiliated me
"Y-yo-you, t-too"
>Now Dad won't get the car
>or get me clothes for Christmas
>>26917504
He got it at a thrift shop, with Scott.
>>26919411
>The next day it rains and he steps in mud anyway
>Normans fw Purple could've just conjured them from thin air if she wanted to
>>26919411
Dammit Rara.
>>26919369
Worst HuMane6 girl: Purple.
Worst background girl: Twist, disgusting hair, eyes and lisp.
Worst thread-made girl: Laine (well, least good rather, she isn't bad).
>>26920272
>Worst HuMane6 girl: Purple.
>>26919411
I love this sort of story!
Thanks Anon!
>>26919411
I like that Scott is the Squad Bitch
Even Rara isn't safe
>>26920863
>Even Rara isn't safe
Rarara, runs the biggest risk nigga.
Scott's got some beef with her
>>26921216
This maks me want to see an ntr fic written by Chloe about Scott's husbando being stolen by Rara.
>>26919411
She isn't worth it normal boy!
Go for the purple girl!
>>26921873
>tfw Glim Glam in >>26916117 looks like a good compromise between the Aryan, and the Purple.
What if Chloe would find an anime perfect for Scott? (one that doesnt involve Yaoi)
Would he like pic related?
>>26922125
>an anime where isn't gay, but not too manly
>not mainstream by obvious reasons
>there must be a woman protagonist
tokio godfathers. i know it's not an anime, but it's pretty good. and it's one of those hidden japanese gems
>>26922125
>>26922199
Make him watch Baccano.
>>26920272
>Worst HuMane6 girl: Purple.
Any /nn/ Lesbians?
>>26924648
she is doing it for free food
>>26924657
They're obv L E S B I A N S
And I need to know if this thread can provide some EQG hotness
>>26924648
Yes.
>>26924675
>Gay ass M6 shitters
Bring me obscure BG character lesbians
>>26924685
Well then.
I'd bet Rose and Naomi probably "experimented" at some point.
Mary was also down to try Aria but thought she was too young because of her hairstyle.
>>26924702
All the fashion kids fucked in some unholy combination at one point. They're all too pretty to not bang each other off and on.
Which one is Mary
>>26924734
The eco-friendly, activist, stoner chick.
>>26924740
Cute. Lesbians ahoy!
Good night Norman general
While I sleep care to share more fine ladies you all made?
>>26926437
Your next line is. 'WRYYYY!'
>>26926453
mine is just "bump"...
*depressed sigh*
So, guys, what are your thoughts on Sunburst?I ship him with Twilight.
>>26927471
He did nothing wrong.
>>26928035
If anything Shimmer saved Norman by making him a sex god and proving he isn't Racist
>>26928062
>Never ever
>>26928213
But he never banged Zecora.
At best he went on a date with her.
Norman needs to start bragging about his girls
>>26929195
He doesn't brag about it because he doesn't want people to know.
>>26929213
But everyone knows
That's why he has girls in the first place
>Norman in middle school
>>26929319
>Girls put their panties all over his head and force him to walk around the campus
What a guy
>>26929333
>What a gay
FIFY
How come Norman hasn't fucked all of the HuMane 6 yet
Get on it based!
>>26931012
He's already banged them all but no one really cares because the only ones who really mattered were Twilight, Flutters, and Rarity.
>>26931185
oh, yeah.
This again
Who's Chloe sheep-chan?
As creeping so hard it develops Stockholm Syndrome.
>>26932599Rarity.
Tripfags in Canterlot High
>>26932599
Chloe loves Normans friends more than Norman.
>Brad says something funny
>Everyone kind of chuckles
"OH AAAHAHAHHAHAHAH. GOOD ONE, BRAD DUDE AAAHA ALWAYS A JOKESTER."
>"Uhh yeah Chloe.."
