>>26847534
Board has enough gay threads, fuck off.

>>26847577
B-but, he said no homo

Shining Armor is so gay, he's practically gone full circle into hetero territory. Fucking shining's ponut is practically guaranteeing that you're straight.

>>26847864
Well he did impregnate a woman.

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nullus homo

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>>26848044
>Well he did impregnate a woman.
>a woman

>>26847864
>Fucking Shiny makes you straight
Seems legit

>>26847534
I want to jerk his horn while groping his firm rear. Is that homo?

>>26849360
Wait is human shining armor dating principle Cadenza

Imagine the scandle if anybody found out.

>>26849414
Shining graduated and is an adult so I don't see the problem.

>>26849427
Well they might not be Canon but in the comics they met in school so in this scenario it started before he left school I guess.

But your right I forgot about that.

>>26849515
Yeah, ages in EG are not consistent with FiM. Human Applejack and Bloom are closer in age than their pony selves and Twi and Shiny seem further apart.

>>26849545
I auctualy disagree about twilight and shining armor I think he's older then most think.
Your right about the apples though.

>>26847534
I shower with old men

>>26849372
What if I just suck his dick
Like, several times