Reminder that your waifu smells like horses
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>>26821917
The poor animal.
>>26821917
Well they don't because they don't exist.
Horses only smell bad if they're poorly kept for. A well groomed and washed horse with lots of room to run around will not smell like a horse kept in a stable all the time and forced to poop in one place.
>>26821929
I wonder if any of these meme-spouting idiots will ever admit they don't really have a waifu and are just trying to fit in. I mean, it's obvious they're not putting any effort into it.
You say that like its a bad thing.
>>26821964
Here's your (faggot), you.
>>26821917
>implying horses smell "bad"
>>26823475
Have you smelled a horse
>>26821948
I've never smelled a horse that didn't smell like a horse. you can literally smell them from hundreds of feet awayhorseshit
>>26823566
Well, now we know that there are horse fuckers on this thread. I'm quite concerned.
But Anon, horses smell lovely when they're well kept. (And not stabled al the time because that's just shit)
>>26823638
>Mr Flibble is very cross
>>26823753
I salute you. Let's destroy them all
>>26823640
u-unf...
>>26821948
Even if they're not rolling around in their own shit, horses still sweat like a motherfucker. They smell like the worst locker room BO imaginable.
>>26823780
>What a guy!
>>26823826
The horse fuckers can't stop Ace Rimmer
>>26823879
Yes
>>26823887
>Smeg heads who don't know what Red Dwarf is
>>26823907
It's better than horse fuckers
>>26823943
Very true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMyL0HdXPuc
>>26824090
Wah death to the heretic.
>>26824090
>tfw no giddy middle-aged woman to cheer you on every time you have to poot
Why live.
>>26821917
Honestly, I wouldn't fuck my little ponys if they looked and smelled like regular horses. I grew up around horses and let me tell you, they are stupid disgusting animals. They piss everywhere, they shit everywhere, their teeth are disgusting, they have beards, disgusting goat eyes, if you stand on the wrong side of one they flip their shit and try to kill you, they like to smell and taste each others shit and piss, they also like to roll in it. Far from waifu-tier animals, now llamas on the other hand.
>>26823640
I can see its dick.
>>26825689
yes, yes you can. very good.
This thread feel like tumblr cancer
>>26825694
I like being able to see its dick.
>>26825728
I see we've made progress.
How do you feel now?
>>26825801
My attention has drifted away and I poured a glass of scotch.
I feel warm.
>>26821917
No she doesn't, she smells like lavender. Fuck you.
>>26821917
Just imagine how they smell after a spa visit.
Haters gonna hate
>>26825801
I have now had too much too drink and wish to attend to bed!
I hope to shitpost with you tomrrow, fellow anon friendo!
>>26821917
No, she doesn't
>>26823513
I've rode on horses before, yes.
And, coincidentally, "bad" smells happens to be one of my major turn ons.
>>26827066
>another fag who appreciates natural scents
muh nigga
>>26821917
They smell like horses at their best, because they're civilized.With a hint of various candies and fruits, because fuck you.
>>26826870
If any humanized pone would smell like a horse, it'd be her. Or Applejack.
