Princess Celestia has provided a means for you to come to Equestria but not for free
You are to present the Princess a piece of Technology from earth that must make life for Equestrians 'better'
What will it be?
>>26762514
The ball point pen. That'd be good for everybody save the quill and sofa pone.
>>26762514
Dildo
A Tank
>>26762514
Nothing, that's a shit deal.
Condoms. It'll prevent more demon spawned alicorns
Velcro
>>26762514
An ability to save images in their original form, as opposed to retarded thumbnails.
>>26762514
A phone to improve communication.
>>26762514
A twitch. Soon she'll not be able to disagree.
>>26762523
He's got it hard enough
I don't think I've seen radios in the show, so probably I would bring a means to set up radio communication.
Although convincing ponies to build giant radio towers might be a little difficult.
>>26762624
What is that? Does this kill the horse?
This.
>>26762514
Scientific Calculator
Solar Powered AND can calculate shit for ya
>>26762658
Don't be silly, there's no Big Ben in Equestria
>>26762636
They use it to kill mares
competent scripwriters
>>26762664
Well there might be one in the Griffish Isles.
>>26762694
Would the internet even work in another plane?
>>26762600
Zing
>>26762514
Mosin Nagant
I'll advance their medicine as far as I could do it myself.
I'll probably dedicate myself into finding Penicillium Chrysogenum or analogue if there is any.
>>26762514
I'd tell her to fuck off, go bother someone else
>>26762764
On the second though, PCN is overkill and vaccination would be enough.
>>26762713
Oh sure. It just needs to be properly demagnetized first, preferably by Stephen Hawking.
Radio.
Simple and useful.
>>26762514
nice picture for ants
cunt
>>26762514
A collection of all the fetish porn ever written.
