>"Oh Anon you're just in time. We were just looking for someone to join the Ponyville circus, they said they ran out of clowns."
>>26723935
I ain't your understudy.
>>26723935
Circus is that way poophole smart
>>26723972
#REKT
>>26723935
Wow, that's a pretty mean thing to say if you were in grade school.
>>26723935
Fuck off twangbang!
>>26723935
At least my life isn't completely controlled by incompetent writers and jewish executives that see me only as a cash cow
>>26724057
Heh heh... sure you're not go- I mean, guy.
Finally I can wear my FAVORITE clown outfit!
>>26724078
The pic is just for reaction but I don't blame you.
>>26723935
I'd actually agree on that.
Having fun with foals AND get payed for it.Implying they are not as crazy as human kids
Shit son.
>>26723972
that's right, i'm not your go-fer, i'm not your fuckin' intern
i'm literally your brother, it's about time that you learned
some respect for your partner, im not your fucking bitch
i'm not your filthy hooker, (oh) how our roles are gonna switch.
>>26724145
>you will ever prod your balloon animal against that tight little entrance while honking your nose
Feels sad, clown.
>>26724086
>not pic related
I'll cut you homie
>>26724159
>Literally white trash aka white niggers
Toppest kek
Oh yeah? Well the Jerk & Sofa Store called, and they're running out of you!
>>26723935
You're just making fun of how I dress, aren't you Sparkie?
>>26723935
Bite me, Purple Nurple. The only thing that's circus-worthy here is how the most socially awkward horse on this pastel planet got made into the princess of friendship.
>>26724329
when was she socially awkward? that's fluttershy
>>26724356
Twilight was kind of a sarcastic bitch in season 1.
>>26723935
>>26724365
that was because of her disdain and condescending attitude
>>26723935
"Sure, Twilight."
>Anon says happily without noticing that he is being bullied by Twilight with irony.
>Twilight keeps bullying him after he joins the circus and he kills himself.
>>26724356
>>when was she socially awkward?
Seasons 1-5.
>>26724422
>There is no one to his funeral and no funeral at all
>The clown clothed Anon is thrown in the everfree forest
>Ponies keep living on happily without even remembering about Anon.
>>26723935
"Ran out of clowns? What happened?"
>Twilight blinked. "I, I guess an accident? Maybe their clown car crashed?"
"Ooh, I'm sorry to hear that. Well I guess it wouldn't hurt do audition. I like performing and I always loved the circus."
>Twilight gave you a look of bewilderment. "N-No Anon, it was a joke. I was calling you a clown. Get it?"
"Where can I go to audition? Do you know?"
>"Ponyville doesn't have a circus! I was teasing you, Anon! You know, that thing that friends do every now and again?"
"Well there really should be a circus. They're entertainment that anyone can enjoy! I'll talk to Pinkie Pie about organizing- hey where are you going?"
>"THIS is why you can't make friends Anon!"
"But Twilight-!"
>"Have fun with your circus, you weirdo!"
>You shrug.
"Thanks!"
>What a silly pony.
>>26724443
she never had trouble with social interactions, quite the opposite, she talks to big crowds, organizes and leads ponies with innate ability
>>26724464
Kek
>>26723935
>"Hey, poop mcdookieface!"
>"The butthead store called and said they'd hire you!"
>Twilight is autistic and comes up with the stupidest insults but sincerely believes them to be scathing
>>26723972
Fucking destroyed
>>26724464
Requesting green of Anon becoming a circus clown and winning over the hearts of Equestrians everywhere with his performance.
