>"One week anon! I left you in charge of the castle for one week!"
>"Explain to me why there's a bunch of Donkeys building a wall at the border?"
>>26720291
well the ziggers weren't going to do the work
>>26720291
Oh, come on, Celly! You're just making an ass of yourself!
>>26720291
they work for borrito's and Blow-Jobs.
>>26720291
I'm sorry you're just not smart enough to make great deals, I make great deals, and the wall will be beautiful
>>26720291
I'm doing the emperor's will
>>26720350
Make Equestria great again
>>26720291
Come celestia walk besides the wall with me and we shall talk about it
>anon leads her away from the castle interior
>>26720291
They have to go back
>>26720291
"The donkeys building the wall is to distract you from the Saddle Arabians in the dungeons."
>"What?! You put Saddle Arabians in the dungeons?!"
"Well where else was I supposed to pout them? The mass graves were full!"
>>26720291
"Uhhh, I may have gone on a bender with your student and Spike in Mexiburro. We may have caused some international atrocities and grievously offended everyone there- Long story short, that's not a wall, it's a 'demilitarized zone' and you might want to send a shitload of royal guards to build up our end."
>>26720291
>"Well shit, I can't control the sun so vaporizing them wasn't going to work."
>>26720291
Oh... shit, Goyffins can fly, can't they?
SCHEIßE!
>>26720291
I will have you know that is not a wall, but a vertical freeway.
And we are saving costs because I am making them use the bones of their fallen to build it.
"Because memes."
>Celestia was thrown off guard by the clearly-unexpected answer, and her face contorted into confused bewilderment. "Memes?"
>You nod.
"Ayy lmao."
>Celestia is still confused as you emerge from her throne, and stroll over to the front door. "I'm the Peep-Beep Meme Creep, Celestia. It's what I do."
>You turn around, raise your hands over your head palms-out, and shout "PRAISE THE SUN!"
>Celestia doesn't know what to respond with other than, "...I don't think I like memes."
>>26720320
CARLOS!
>>26721874
>Celly doesn't like memes
>"Sister! How could you utter such nonsense? Clearly, these memetics are of top shelf humor!
>Luna descends with her fedora, tipping it at you in acknowledgement
>"Luna, surely you cannot find Anon's shenanigans to be THAT funny..."
"Ugh, of course YOU wouldn't get it. You might be a Princess Stacy, but you're still just a Normie."
>A sudden realization seems to have reached Luna when you called her sister that. She mulls it over in her head while Celestia tries to tell her that Anon's just being more silly than a court jester
>"...Sister, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to vacate these premises, post haste."
>"Luna, I just got back! Why should I be sent away?"
>"Upon further deliberation and observance of your traits and activities, We have concluded that thou art indeed a Normie, and must vacate these grounds immediately."
>"Luna-"
>Luna stomps her hooves as she enters a sudden shouting fit
>"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>The sudden outburst actually scares Celestia into teleporting out of the room.
>You might have gone partially deaf from her Ree'ing at Celly with her Canterlot Voice
>But it was wort it.
>You and moonbutt spread your memes to the rest of the staff
>Celly eventually returns, but every now and then, she sees her staff snickering as they exchange memes and references.
>She never understands them, and it actually annoys her some
>Luna still REEEEs at her from time to time, especially when she gets more attention during court.
>>26720291
Oh, you're mad about that?
I bankrupt the entire kingdom investing in Bitcoins!
>>26722022
Do rare Pepes become the new form of currency, their value depending on their obscurity? Does production of counterfeit Pepes carry a hefty prison sentence?
>>26722040
>Pepes are introduced as collectible commodities
>Common and some uncommon ones can be found in all sorts of places
>Some ponies among the Canterlot Elite are able to obtain Very Uncommon pepes and exchange them for other services or favors.
>Rares and their extremely limited distribution are said to be controlled by a secret inner circle among the 1% of the Night Princess
>Having a Rare is nearly instant celebrity status/political clout
>Counterfeits happen regularly, but regulatory magic verification is often used to determine Pepe legitimacyLegends tell that there exists an Ultra Rare, and the one to find it will ascend to Princesshood
>>26720320
>>26722102
Where are my wings and horn, Celestia?
>>26722117
You fool, the rarest of all pepe's has already been eaten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuPaa6qUW50
