>"Anon we need to talk. It's been almost 6 years since you've arrived in Equestria and in all that time you've depended on us for your needs."
>"We've fed you."
>"Provided you with clothing."
>"Given you a roof over you head."
>"An allowance."
>"Anyway we think it's about time you started taking care of yourself. We want you to get a job and find your own place to live."
"We can't baby you forever."
>>26714055
You broke my neck on my first day here so I wouldn't run away. How am I supposed to work?
>>26714055
Anon was only 6 years old and Equestrians think humans age as quickly as ponies do.
But Twilight, I do have a job. It might not pay anything, but it's a very serious job
>>26714055
>Not listening to them, anon keeps fapping
>On the pc screen pics of his new fave show: "Dem small Catbirds"
>"Anon, are you even list-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING NO-PAWS! Remember, I'm here only because I never found the portal to CatBirdland!!"
>"...oh dear, again? You're 36! Can't you see it's just a fucking show for fillies!?"
"Oh no, you didn't! OH NO, YOU DIDN'T!"
>>26714055
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Chicken tendies go flying
>Bottle of piss drenches them
>Fluttershy comforts her little autist and glares at her friends
>>26714055
"Um okay."anon is actually 6. he then wanders off and either dies, gets taken in by someone with fucking sense or becomes a legendary bad ass hero, like guts or the hero of albion.
>>26714055
>Anon says "Ok" and gets a job at the spa, fingers and hands allows you to give other-world massages that would make mares cum in a 40 minutes session
>Everyone in ponyville would go to the spa to get their daily orgasms from Anon
>everything went better than expected
>>26714076
>>26714055
>"Anon we need to talk. It's been almost 6 years since you've arrived in Equestria and in all that time you've depended on us for your needs."
>"We've fed you."
>"Provided you with clothing."
>"Given you a roof over you head."
>"An allowance."
>"Anyway we think it's about time you started taking care of yourself. We want you to get a job and find your own place to live."
>"We can't baby you forever."
"Alright, fine. I'll go."
>You drop your pants and underwear as the other stare awkwardly at you.
>Rummaging through your trusty fanny-pack you pull out an adult sized diaper.
>Slowly you pull it up and use the sticky straps to hold it place.
>With a hmmph, you kick the smoke machine.
>It coughs and chokes as it springs to life and starts to spill out the smoke.
>Slowly you enter the fog.
>diapers in fog.
>>26714055
"Fine. But first, you have to eat these"
>>26714055
>implying that busting my ass for the betterment of my waifu's quality of life wouldn't be me primary goal in Equestria
>implying they'e all such terrible friends as to have let me mooch for that long
Holy shit, these fucking prompts.
>pony is there
>she said something
>click post button
>refill respirator with cheeto dust
>life is good
>>26714798
I lel
>>26714530
Guts ain't no hero...
>>26715141
Guts had a hard life.
>>26714828
Seriously, what the fuck is up with all of these shitty thread prompts lately?
>>26714055
>>26714072
The Adventures of 8 year old Anon!
>>26714580
I fucking hate you.
But I can't stop laughing!
>>26715191
They'd have you blame the hiatus, but really they just love shitposting.
>>26714055
>implying I would ever be in such a situation
6 years in I'd likely be Celestia or Twiggy's top adviser, since even my basic knowledge of macroeconomics and international relations theory could revolutionize their entire world.
