>"Hey Anon, do you want to get drunk with me because

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 03:56:49 Post No. 26700642 [Report]

>"Hey Anon, do you want to get drunk with me because i am a relatable guy with personal problems?"

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 04:01:50 Post No.26700692
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>>26700642
Sure, bring a cold one
Better yet, a six-pack

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 04:04:21 Post No.26700716
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>>26700642
I have weed if you want to smoke later with me little bro.

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 05:07:07 Post No.26701277
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>>26700642
I like to think this story fits into this thread. It's about Spike sneezing and accidentally sending a porn mag to Celestia. Good quick read.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/319248/oh-crap-oh-crap-oh-crap-oh-crap

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 05:08:36 Post No.26701290
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>>26700642
"I'm going ass deep in that ass spike"

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 05:09:50 Post No.26701310
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>>26700642
No I'm trying to get you drunk so you don't notice that I ~~spiked~~ your drink

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 05:13:18 Post No.26701350
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>>26700642
>"For the last time Spike... YOU CAN'T GET DRUNK OFF HOT CHOCOLATE!"

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 05:13:55 Post No.26701357
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>>26701310
krampjhose!!!

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 05:16:55 Post No.26701389
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>>26700642
I'd rather drink alone and think about killing myself.

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 05:19:29 Post No.26701417
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>>26700642
"No Spike i don't get drunk with you because you're underage, Twilights my drinking partner"

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 05:51:41 Post No.26701784
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>>26701290
~~Tell me more~~

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 05:56:26 Post No.26701857
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>>26701784
"when I'm in I'm going to fucking kick and squirm until I find your prostate, and then I'm gonna beat that g spot like rocky balboa beats meat, and then I'm gonna go deeper, until the only thing sticking out, is my nose. your gonna walk around with a big ass nose sticking out of your asshole you little shit"

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 06:00:20 Post No.26701910
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>>26701857
"and then I'm going to raspberry until your asshole squelches against itself when you walk, and all the while my shit and piss will build up inside, causing you to bloat then I'm going to beat the literal shit out of that little dragon asshole wall until you explode full of feces and urine, and then I'm going to rape your corpse and when I'm done, I'm going to stab more holes and keep fucking them, until your nothing but riddled corps full of blood and semen"

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 06:01:43 Post No.26701925
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>>26701910
"and then I'm going to fuck the pool of blood and semen"

follow me on twitter

@PencilsPitofPonies

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 06:04:47 Post No.26701954
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Anonymous 2016-03-09 06:04:47 Post No.26701954 [Report]

bump for shits and giggles but mostly shits because I'm going to make spike squelch is asshole

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Anonymous 2016-03-09 06:20:55 Post No.26702107
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Anonymous 2016-03-09 06:20:55 Post No.26702107 [Report]

>>26700642
i dont drink but i can chat i suppose.