>"Off to bed, Sweetie Belle?"
>"Did you remember to wash and brush your teeth?"
>"Of course, I-"
>"I'm not ON your back, I was simply-"
>"Alright, well, when you're done how about I come and read you a story? We never did finish that one about the dashing prince and-"
>"I know you're not a little filly anymore, Sweetie, I-"
>"But you used to love it when I read to you."
>"I'm not calling you a baby, Sweet-"
>"A big mare?"
>"Yes. Yes I suppose you are now, aren't you?"
>"Such a lovely young mare you've become."
>"Good night then, Sweetie Belle."
>"Sleep well."
>"...I love you."
>"Nothing. I said nothing, Dear."
>"Suppose I'll just...finish that book another day."
>>26688356
Il finish YOUR book
kekekekekekekekekek
Surprise! Teenagers are cunts.
>>26688356
Tasty subject. I'm in
>>26688356
>"Anon, Sweetie Belle is being mean again..."
"Ok I'll rape her back to obedience"
>"Thank you darling, I can always count on you"
>>26688356
>>26688413
Shoo, Anon shoo!
Not everything has to involve rape. Let this stay innocent.
>>26688813
I agree with you, but there's no point trying to stop that particular subject from breaching a thread.
>>26688356
>Camera pans to Sweetie's bed
>She's on her laptop, bidding on a one of a kind designer jacket that Celestia herself tried on at an event
>>26688813
>Not everything has to involve rape
I think you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up on Where The Fuck Do You Think You Are Boulevard.
>>26688356
>wash and brush teeth
It's like you can't decide if ur a britbong or not
>>26688356
>"Ok Sweetie Belle how about a sister mouth massage?"
>>26689293
Me mum used to say "brush your face and wash your teeth" to be funny.
>>26688356
Fucking hell, why do people do that? You can just say
>Oh you're going to bed?
>Want me to read you a story?
>no? OK, I'll go fuck myself.
The outcome is the same but you've saved them the inane conversation about brushing teeth.
Goddamit, Rarara, you're just like my mom.
>>26689546
Drink bleach edgelord, your mom is just looking out for you.
>>26688356
Painful.
>>26688880
>plagiarismSad instead of angry though. Rarity always was more of a pussy.
>>26689705
>is
Haven't lived with my mom in a while m8. And I know that she just cares for me, but that just makes it worse because if you point out how irritating that sort of thing is you're being rude and if you don't you're gonna hear the same thing every time for years.
Well, anyway, thanks for following my personal blog, there is no unsubscribe button.
>>26690015
It was meant as a reference to the RD green.
>>26688356
>Sweetie Belle hasn't been the same since Anon moved away to Manehattan (taking Ms. Harshwinny's promotion).
>She stopped hanging out with Scootaloo and Applebloom.
>She's been pouring everything she has into her singing.
>Sweetie hopes she can make it big, and move to Manehattan too.
