>"Hello Anon."
>"I was thinking."
>"Remember that 'Titanic' movie we watched last night."
>"Do you think we can reenact one of those scenes tonight?"
We need the anon with the drowning fetish to write some drowning green
You want me to dump your ass into the water? Okay.
OK spitting contest!
>anon then proceeds to hock a loogie so far across the land it pings celestia right between the eyes
>>26467007
...but I don't wanna drown.
>>26467007
>>26467007
How about the one where I draw you nude?
>>26467007
Rarity, I'm horrible at drawing. You do NOT want me to draw you. Trust me.
>>26467007
"Oh... Oh I know exactly what you mean..."
>10 minutes later
"ALRIGHT RARITY, NOW MAKE SURE YOU DONT MISS"
>"I uhhh..." She says wielding a fireaxe.
"AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN THIS TIME!"
>>26467007
OK....
>10 Minutes Later.
https://youtu.be/BxHNztg0X3s
>>26467007
>"Well, alright..."
>Anon chucks the fire ruby into the ocean.
Let's do the steamy car scene!
>>26467954
This
>>26467088
>"Darling who said anything about you drawing."
>"I was thinking I could play the role of Jack while you could be Rose."
>"I really do want to draw you like one of Jack's French girls."
>>26467988
Hell yeah, I'm the one who lives!
>>26467988
>getting all naked and lay on the sofa so Rarity can make an erotic drawing of me
>>26467007
"I know where I can can find a giant propeller, but I'm not gonna throw myself at it."
>"Uh...actually dear, I was thinking more like the dance scene...or the sketch scene...or the car scene~"
"Those scenes suck. What about the scene where that smokestack crushes the dude? I had a half chub the whole time."
>"..."
>>26467007
>Rarity will never drop you into the freezing ocean
Why live?
>>26467022
That green was amazing
>>26467007
Alright, we'll go to the lake.
Ill be on the door and you'll have cinder blocks tied to your feet.
>>26467007
Oh-ho no.
You're not gonna make ME tie telegraph wires to my facial hair.
Look, if you want to play poker and have me use my racist Italian accent then just ask like you normally do.
>>26467988
>>26467007
Fuck off Rarara, you a shit.
>>26469964
Such thought and effort put into that post.
>>26469974
Don't care, insulted Rarara and fans anyways
>>26467007
Okay, your big white ass is the iceberg and my dick's the tip, I take it.
>>26467988
Fuck it
Is do it
>>26467007
How about we reenact the part where we have sweaty sex?
>>26467988
Okay you can be Jack, but only if we get to re-act the scene where I tell you "I'll never let go" and then I let you drown.
>>26469599
How dare you reference that movie here?
>>26467007
"NO, FUCK YOU!"
>"B-but darling..."
"I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND I'M DROWNING IN COLD WATER AGAIN CAUSE YOU HAVE WEIRD FETISHES! GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A BABY DRAGON!"
>"...i-it isn't that weird..."
>>26470584
>again
Tell me more.
>>26470610
>Once Rarity took anon to the pond, at night
>Then made him get into the boat
>"Oh anon" she said when they reached the center of the lake "Look at that isn't it beautiful?"
"...that what?"
>"That, darling! That"
>Anon stood up, trying to have a better look in the direction Rara's cute hoof was pointing to
>All of a sudden she pushed him in the lake
"HEY!"
>What anon didn't know was that she filled the lake with ice cubes, that afternoon
>There even was a small iceberg happily floating in the water
>Using her magic power, Rarity made sure Anon wasn't able to get on the boat, while technically not drowning
"W-WHAT ARE Y-YOU DOING! T-THIS IS N-NOT F-F-FUNNY!"
>Meanwhile, the white mare, was lying on the bottom on the boat, touching herself while moaning
>"Oooooh, Jaaaaaack..."
"R-RARITY, LET M-ME OUT!!!"
>"Ooooooh, I love you too....aaaah...."
>In the end, Anon had to spend 1 week in hospital, after that
>...he never even bothered explaining what happened to paramedics.
>>26467954
exactly
>>26467988
I drew this for you, Rarity. Took me hours
>>26469563
It was
>>26470685
Kek
I feel like this has potential, but I think I'm the only one so I feel bad for bumping, but bump
>>26467022
Shallows!!z5tr3XsOkqo, come back.
>>26467007
I feel stupid because it took me a while to figure out what this post was about. Thanks for making me feel stupid op.
>"Hello Anon."
>>26467022
>>26469563
>>26473616
>>26467007
>Titanic
I believe that the hot dogs go on...!
>>26473640
I don't understand what it is about
>>26467007
'Draw me like one of your French girls...!'
'Myfartwill go on...!'
>>26473714
I'm going to asume this isn't bait, and that you haven watched the movie. Don't be lieing to me anon, or I will rape your waifu. There is a scene where jack (one of the main characters) paint (I forget her name, the other main character) naked. Op is implying Rara want anon to paint her nude
>>26473714
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raise_the_Titanic_%28film%29
It's based on a novel by Clive Cussler.
>>26473835
I was thinking she wanted to reenact the scene wherethe guy drowns and dies.
Not >>26473640, but now I feel stupid too.
>>26473865
No, you dumb fuck. It's clearly about an italian cartoon from 16 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic:_The_Legend_Goes_On
>>26473884
No, it's 'The Fart Goes On'
That song by Sealion Dion is about hot dogs & trumping.
>>26473835
Oh, I thought there was some inside joke I didn't know about
>>26473835
>Rara want anon to paint her nude
But she doesn't normally wear clothes.
>>26474608
>she doesn't normally wear clothes
