>"Aright anon."
>"You want to date my sister, then you have to prove yourself."
>"You have to beat me in six different challenges."
>"Horseshoes"
>"Chess"
>"Comic Book Quizzes"
>"Chariot Racing"
>"Cupcake Eating"
>"And seeing who can suck their own dick."
>"Think you can beat me anon?!"
>>26460339
>Not cutting a deal by presenting your asshole for a game of stallionhood filling
>>26460339
i know i can beat u in 4 of those
dont know about the other three
I refuse.
>>26460339
I have a better idea. Let me date your dork sister and I won't treat you like I would any other hoofed quadruped from my own world... by gutting you, cooking you and eating you.In before 3edgy5me.
>>26460397
Faggots like you end up rotting in the dungeon
>>26460397
>Not turning him into glue
Now I wanna see Spike and Shining compete in a game of comic book trivia.
>>26460339
>"Horseshoes"
Don't you just mean shoes?
>>26460403
Mmmmm. Faggots.
>>26460339
Your sister? I wanted to date your mother, silly.
>>26460446
This guy knows what's up.
>>26460446
>>26460339
>And seeing who can suck their own dick
"Uh, but I don't have one. Can I still date your sister?"
>>26460413
Sir, only hooves and other undigestables get turned into glue (hide). Horse meat is tasty, yo.
>>26460339
"Yeah I can beat you in all of th-, wait what was that last one?"
>"The Cupcake Eating?"
"No, the last one."
>"Oh you mean the sucking your own dick?"
"Yeah.... that one."
>"Yeah, I kinda made that one up with the first guy thay tried to date Twilight back in her studying days... he immediately backed off... so it was kind of a staple to the series of challenges."
"So you made this up to make it to where ponies would back down easier?"
>"Yeah.... but then there were a few that actually accepted."
"WAIT DID YOU REALLY SUCK YOUR OWN DICK IN ORDER TO WIN?"
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>"I actually found out I actually had a long enough neck to do so from these challenges."
"DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW ABOUT THIS?!"
>"Please don't tell her."
>>26460575
>>"Please don't tell her."
On one condition....
I'm get to rut your sister until she cant walk.
>>26460575this is amazing
>>26460446
>>26460512
>"Then wear a strap on."
>>26460339
>>26460575
Really, if I could do that, I wouldn't need her. Haven't you seen Koe de Oshigoto, Shining?
>>26460731
>>26460475
>>26460446
Oh my.Mah niggas.
>>26460339
>>26460446
I said yourDAUGHTER.
>>26460339
Shining bro. We're bros. Not like you and your sis a bros but bros bro. And you know the code. Bros before hoes. Remember when we tag teamed candy ass back in collage like... Six times? I'd pay you back bro. I'd even let you pick what side you want... I know she's your sis bro, but I love her. She sucks dick better than anyone I've ever met.
>>26460575
I gotta say shining, you have a huge amount of determination to keep your sister a virgin..... I applaud you for that.
>You... Beat me at chess?... You underestimate my abilities.
>You stare at Shining Armor silently for a good five minutes
>Finally you reach into your pocket and produce a single photograph, throwing it at his hooves
>"What is this supposed to-" He stops, as he takes in the contents of the image
>Its a pov snapshot of Cadance, her muzzle buried in the lap of a muscular zebra
>Shining is speechless, struggling to form his words
>"I-I don't, wh-when did, I, uh"
>You pull another photo, this one of some fat dirtpony balls deep in Cadance's ass, and another, sandwiched between two pegasi
>You fling photo after photo at Shining Armor's hooves, silently observing as he struggles to take in the entire record of infidelity
>When you exhaust your supply of photos with one of Cadance blowing Spike followed by a Princess foursome, you pull out your cellphone and go to video
>By the end of 3 hours Shining Armor is a teary mess with an erection, babbling incoherently about corndogs
> Finally you say, "It's getting late, I think I'm gonna go fuck your sister. Happy valentines day."
>>26462308
SAVAGE
>>26460339
Oh for fucks sake.
Your sister has been lying to you and she has also been lying to everyone in town.
I don't know what her problem is but could you please get her to leave me alone? Fluttershy was bad enough.
>>26462308
>>26462106
kek'd like a bitch
>>26460339
....... OK.
>>26462308
Brutal as fuck.
>>26460339
>>"And seeing who can suck their own dick."
That was so unexpected that I lost my shit pretty good.
>>26460512
>that one girl who raged about everybody calling her out for pointing out her gender in a non relevant discussion
Is that you?
Yeah...
JK!
>>26460512
What a gruesome accident that must have been.
>>26468031
>gender in a non relevant discussion
>Autofellatio
>Non-gender relevant
m8..
>>26462308
that brutality utterly impressed
>>26462308
Shining Armor would later kill his supposed "daughter" in retaliation, knowing it most likely wasn't his.
He cried the entire time, and even cried himself to sleep after several minutes of making sure she was dead.
>>26462308
Maxim kek
>>26460339
>Horseshoes
Opposable thumbs, bitch!
>Chess
Fun!
>Comic Book Quizzes
Not able. Equestrian comics are not Earth comics; a new challenge is needed.
>Chariot racing
Do we use other ponies or do we pull the chariots?
>Cupcake Eating
What frosting?
>Autofellatio
Whuhhagah?
>>26462308
>Edgey
>>26468090
That makes it harder on her. She has to eat her own cunt out
