>"Anon? Why are you looking at me like that?"
>>26437875
>>26437875
emmmmmm nothing twi can you stand please i need one of these books you sits on
>>26437875
>>26437875
Absolutely nothing big bu- i mean twilight
>>26437875
this is my favorite picture
now I want a hamboigah
>>26437875
>those book titles
every damn time
>>26437875
"You uh... wanna go get some shakes?"
>"Anon it's five-below outside!"
"So?"
>>26437875
I think its a side effect to all that fast food. And I like it.
>>26437875
>>26438433
Stop using the weather to discriminate against my dietary choices. We eat hot shit in the summer, don't we?
>>26438464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJTOx7JfuFA&feature=youtu.be&t=80
>>26438433
>And so, our plucky Anon and plumpy Twilight bundled up and ventured into the freezing cold to visit Sweet Cream's Sweet Treats--an ice cream parlor with a wide selection of milkshakes
>But for Sweet Cream, it was empty.
"I'll have a peach and strawberry shake."
>"Hmm... peanut butter chocolate chip! With extra whipped cream."
>You've got some extra cream for her.
>In your dick.
>The cream is your semen.
>"What size," asked Sweet Cream.
>"Sm..."
"Extra large for the both of us, in the novelty glasses."
>"Anon!"
"My treat."
>She glares at you, then glances back at her ass, then looks at you and bites her lip before looking away into the display coolers.
>"Thanks."
>>26438552
Anon is not so secretly cultivating the perfect plot and while Twilight doesn't exactly know, she suspects thats what he's doing and is on the fence about her feelings on the matter.
>>26438483
u no it bby
>>26438596
... Plot Cultivation Thread? I'm intrigued.
>>26438552
>When Pinkie cuts loose for too long, she's just a fat fuck
>When that blizzard hit and Fluttershy was buried in her cottage for three weeks with a bunch of critters, unable to move around much, she was a real chubster.
>When Rarity eats her feelings, she has to work to keep it off her middle.
>Most ponies work to stay fit and keep from getting a gut.
>Twilight has no such problem.
>It goes straight to her ass.
>Does any other pony have that problem?
>You've noticed Celestia's ass. Luna's, too.
>Maybe it's alicorn magic.
>Assicorn magic.
>"Anon."
>You're snapped from your stupor.
>You've been very slowly sipping on your incredibly thick shake, waiting for it to melt some.
>Twilight however...
"You're finished already?"
>"Don't tease."
"No I'm not, I uh"
>"I shouldn't have drank all that."
>Is she fishing for a compliment or reassurance?
>Or should you ignore her admonition and tease her?
>Or maybe just nonchalantly change the subject?
>>26438596
>"Anon... I think I need to stop eating chocolate for a while."
"What? Why do you think that?"
>"Anon, I used to be able to sit on a pile of books easily, now I need two stacks side by side."
"So your plot's a little bigger, that doesn't mean you have to stop eating chocolate."
>"Anon this is serious, If I keep eating as much chocolate as I have been then my... wait what did you call my backside earlier?"
"..."
>"Anon...?"
"..."
>"ANON!?"
"Twilight, you need to calm down, remember what happened last time?"
>"That... T-That was an accident!"
"...Mhmmmm. Whatever, here have one of these, it should calm you down."
>"Anon, I really need to sto-mmph."
"Hush, now chew. Slowly... saver it. Better?"
>"... Y-Yeah."
"Good. Now why don't you sit down next to me and we'll read a book or two."
>"Ok..."
"Good..."'Soon... Soon it will be perfect... Mwhahahaha!'
>>26438433
In Eastern Europe you go out in 50°F in t-shirt
>>26438732
>excellent genes
>no bumps or folds or rolls
>jus a big, round butt, neither too soft nor too hard
>>26437875
"Because you're getting fat Twiggy Piggy. We need to get you on a diet and get you to start exercising."
>>26441101
>trying to ruin that perfect butt
You sick monster
>>26441101
Piggy? Pfff. I bet it feels like a fresh, ripe grape.
>>26441101
By exercising, I'm sure, good fellow, you mean nothing else than intense love-making, and that over extended periods of time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz0zKrxY0Ds
>>26441407
>>26437875
Because the ass is fat.
>>26442544
All the right junk in all the right places.
>>26437875
"Welcome, to this horse's ass!"
>>26441407
You fat as hell, bitch. What happened to you?
>>26438483
found a new guy to sub, thnx fampai
You'd have to be a faggot to not like that ass. It's the perfect image of being a healty breeding female. A big curvy ass while rest of the body isn't fat.
This thread must live
None of you have seemed to notice that since becoming an alicorn, Twilight is actually thinner than most other ponies. If anything, she's the tall gawky girl now, not chubby.
>>26445601
Well, you're wrong
JESUS CHRIST THAT IS A BIG FAT ASS!
>>26438732
>>26438746
Bumping for story about Twiggle Piggle who is insecure about her weight.
Bumping for twibutt.
MUST HAEV GREEN
>>26445764
Holy shit, I just thought she was getting taller. She's visibly thicker than the other ponies.
Shame I already got a waifu, grils with a bit of softness is a weakspot.
>>26438636
Why is Sundowner the greatest man on this fucking planet?
>>26437875
>>26447318
>Anon stared in awe of the mare in front of him
>Not saying a word
>Barely even breathing
>"...Anon?" asked twilight, half expecting no reply
>But he did reply
>Under his breath, almost completely silent, he whispered to himself
>"Thick...."
>Twilight's ears perked up
>"W-what?"
>He says it again, slightly louder this time
>"Thick"
>Twilight turns around and leans in closer
>"I still can't hear you, Anon. What are you sayi-"
>"THICK!" Anon cut her off. "THIIIIIIICK!"
>Twilight shot up after hearing these words, fear filling her heart several times over.
>"N-no!" She yells, knowing what would happen next
>"Thick thick thick thick THICK!"
>Anon was screaming at the top of his lungs, at this point
>Twilight desperately sprinted for the front door of her castle
>She needed to run.
>Too late.
>A pickup truck crashed through the door, blocking her escape.
>The letters BBW were painted on the side.
>The man driving the truck looked much like. Anonymous, but he was wearing a gnat hat.
>"Did someone say THICK!?" he boomed.
>Twilight could only back away in horror.
>The driver got out of the truck.
>And so did a seemingly endless stream of Anons.
>Some were big.
>Some were small.
>Some were hairy.
>Some were fat.
>All of them were naked.
>And they all had something to say.
>"I WANT TWILIGHT SPARKLE TO SIT ON MY FACE!"
>"SEMEN DEMON!!!"
>"That's not REAL thick!"
>"Plump! Chubby! HEALTHY!"
>They began to advance towards Twilight, their dicks flopping wildly.
>Twilight forced her shaking body to fly towards any exit she could find.
>One Anon jumped up and an grabbed her tail before she could get very far.
>"UGGGGHHHH. THIIIIICK." he yelled.
>She fell out the air and hit the ground hard.
>Anons circled her, each stroking themselves to the now vulnerable mares in front of them
>"THICK! THICK! THICK! THICK! THICK! THICK!"
>Their chant filled the castle with sound.
>Twilight screamed for help from anyone who'd listen.
>She didn't for long.
>>26448404
kek
>>26448404
>>26448404
lmao
>>26437875
Big assed Twilight, with other parts of body being thin, is the best Twilight.
>>26437875
"Twilight, pull over."
>"What?"
"Pull over."
>"Anon, I don't know what you're talking abo-"
"WOOP WOOP, PULL OVER THAT ASS IS TOO FAT"
>>26448404
Meh I can't find that "thick" comic I got from /v/ now.
>>26449701
Thought I saved it, but i only have this part
>>26445764
she is thicker, well I now have a waifu
>>26450824
that's not how waifu works, you shallow nigga
>>26447453
Would ponies like big behinds? They got no tits to show off.
>>26451485
Naturally since ponies have no tits, the ass is the instant attraction. Instead of low cut shirts they have short cut tails.
>>26445764
My god...it's going to consume me!
>>26445764
Dear god
>>26452194would someone give a twilight sparkle such a pump treatment?
>>26448404
THICK! THICK! THICK! THICK! THICK!
>>26452194
Pony edit plz
>>26445846
those are two different writefags
>Is she fishing for a compliment or reassurance?
>Or should you ignore her admonition and tease her?
>Or maybe just nonchalantly change the subject?
Select your course
>>26437875
bump for thickness
>>26445846
>Twilight is a unicorn
>lived mostly in Canterlot
>Canterlot unicorns are thin
>thin is beaut'
>Twibutt is self-conscious about her figure
>>26454929
>hair between butt cheeks
>>26437875
I wanted to ass you a question. Hope Im not butting in. I really need a box of tushues. Please dont turn the other cheek.
Fanny
>>26454929
letting wind will make it fly
>>26437875
>>26460036
Carlos please go.
Bump for the Rump
>>26462566
I'd pump that rump
>>26463645
rump pump bump
>>26437875
what'd the consistency be like
>>26464163
you made me post this anon, this is on you.
