You can go to Equestria only if you haven't clop to your waifu.
Not even once.
>>26435403
then it's a good thing your not in charge of who gets in
>>26435403
THIS IS INPASIBURRR
>>26435403
Good rule. Lusty memers who treat this as a joke stay out people who actually love their waifu get to spend forever with her.
>>26435403
But I don't have a waifu.
>>26435403
>tfw can only get off to videos and flash games
>tfw outside of still art most of this fandom's porn is trash
I'm safe.
>>26435403
Sweet good thing I had other sexual interest then her.
I only have nice conversations with my waifu.
>>26435403
Good for me then. I have a clop folder but I have never fapped to any pics inside
Looks like I'm going to Equestria.
>>26435434
Then you deserve hell
>>26435501
Contragulations fellow anon
I haven't. I've wanted to, but I haven't. I think it's because it'd be a bridge too far.
>>26435403
>change to some random pony you never fapped to
>go to equestria
>change back to waifu
>>26435585
Don't. Once you start, there's no going back. Just a constant spiral downwards.
>>26435598
>swapping out waifus
THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS
>>26435425
>go to equestria
>know jack shit about horse anatomy
>waifu doesn't want to date autistic faggot
>>26435598
That only leads to tartarus. You can only have one waifu in your whole life
so what's everyone's opinion on whether starting but failing to complete to pony - so to speak - counts
>>26435403
Welcome to Equestria.
Human population: 0
>>26435615
Nigga fuck you.
Dashie used to be my waifu back when Season 1 and 2 were still airing.
Now she's shit, and I've seen the light.
And that light is colored pink.
>>26435613
If you want some impure slut who needs great sex to be happy, you should just go ahead and date a woman.
>>26435651
Your satanic behavior must be punished right know. Dubs will decide the punish
>>26435680
Cuddling with Ponka
>>26435554
Fuck off.
You can't decide shit.
Does humanized count?
>>26435680
Mustard gas
>>26435680
Cuddling with waifu
>>26435403
Good thing I only clopped to foals. My waifu can wait.
>>26435680
None because our waifus will love us nonetheless?
>>26435731
>OP keeps the faggots that clop to their waifus out
>However the actual pedos get in
Good job OP.
>>26435672
Nigga horses are women too, this isn't fucking anime where her whole life and personality will be bent just to please you, you need something to offer in this relationship
>Be me
>2015
>implying
>no hooves
>cuck
>>26435757
>be me
>cuck
>>>/v/
>>26435742
That is Luna's jurisdiction
>>26435757
>2015
Oh boy a time traveled shitpost.
>Be me
>2015
>implying
>no hooves
>cuck
>>26435766
It is the ultimate Shit posting.
>Be me
>2015+1
>implying
>no hooves
>cuck
>>26435787
It's too late now.
>>26435757
>>26435787
>>26435804
Kill yourself my man
>Be me
>2016
>implying
>no hooves
>cuck
>Be human-animal chimera
>2003
>implying
>no hooves
>cuck
>>26435767
Nice damage control, faggot.
Then why not let Celestia or Candy ass decide who gets in and who stays out?
HOW EASILY YOU IGNORE THE RULERS WHEN IT SUITS YOUR CONVENIENCE
>Be /pol/itician
>2015
>implying
>red pilled
>cuck
>>26435850
Welcome to the real world, faggot. I only step aside those disgusting fappers.
>>26435863
How about full of shit?
Is that a meme?
>>26435403
Is ejaculation a requirement?
>>26435403
But anon, I don't have a pone waifu. Mai waifu is Izumi, Konata.
>>26435959
Ask Cadence, she'll tell you if your non pone waifu is approved. Your love must be pure too.
There is no reason to not have fapped to your waifu if you actually love her. There are people who use their 'waifu' purely as an object of lust, and those people should be prohibited from equestria, not the people who would just as gladly have a conversation with her than satisfy her hidden desires.
>There's people here who haven't clopped to their waifu
Have fun not being able to sexually satisfy your waifu. You're guaranteed to get cucked
>>26435992
Keep in mind there are purefags who keep their virginity until marriage.
If they didn't want to tarnish their precious waifu with impure thoughts, they would make it in.
>>26435403
only clopped once to AJ and waifu is fluttershy, cu there fgtz
>not cumming only for your waifu
This is tantamount to being abstinent considering you're closing off every other possibility.
How would your resolve fare against such odds?
>>26435403
What do I look like? A puritan?
>>26436388
check'em
>>26435403
I don't have a waifu.
>>26435425
>implying slapping your dick means you don't love something
What the fuck is wrong with you? What, do you think married couples should never practice sex because something something lust?
>Be Joestar
>1987
>yare yare daze
>no Stand
>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
Why people think masturbating to your waifu is the same as having sex with her?
>>26435434
Then we get in, because we don't have clop of our waifu.
>>26435403
What if I've clopped to every pony except my waifu? Saving it for the real thing.
>>26436490
That's acceptable
>>26436490
>>26436501
>I lust after every pony other pony
>that's acceptable
You people make me sick
>>26435403
>clop to my waifu
But Anon...my waifu isn't a pony
>>26436544
We have low standarts anon. But not so low
I have yet to find any clop of her,
My waifu remains untainted
>>26436816
kek
>>26436565
Go away pan pizza
>>26436816
>Two golden harvest
>Three Cherry Berries
>>26435403
>>26435403
>the sudden realisation I've never jacked it to Glimglam
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>26437592
Proud of yourself. You are welcome to equestria.
>>26436422
Yes
>>26435755
There is much, much more to romance than how good you are at making them cum, anon.
How can you not fap to her?
>>26436565
top tier waifu but still inferior to human twilight/midnight sparkle
