>"Anon, what is this "sex" you speak of?"
>>26102327
>rape
Okay this is bullshit Celestia. You damn well know what sex is. You're a fucking mammal.
>>26102327
You make the most original prompts, bro.
>>26102327
You seriously expect me to believe a thousand year old godbeing doesn't know what sex is? Nah, fuck you and your shitty prompt.
>>26102338
>a fucking mammal.
Insert Carlos.jpg here.
>>26102327
"Well, essentially, it involves the male of the species inserting his erect penis into the female vagina. There's a good deal of thrusting and the male ejaculates. This ejaculate - sperm - will traverse the females uterus. One lucky sperm among many will populate the ovum, which will gestate within the females womb until an infant, or foal in pony cases, is formed. Over time it will develop until it reaches a survivable size and exits the female via the same birth canal by which it was conceived. Generally, a pair in a loving relationship will perform this act."
>"I do not have a vagina."
"Then what fucking good are you."
>Anon cums repeatedly in her hair
>He is sentenced to death
>>26102327
>>26102327
"Lemme show you"
>You take off your pants
>Your peepee is really hard
>You turn Celestia around
"I sex you now"
>"Okay anon"
>You put your peepee into her hooha
>You shoot yogurt into her second butt
"That is sex"
>"Okay"
the end
>>26102327
"Oh uh... maybe you use another word for it... breeding?"
>"Oh.. OH! I understand now..."
"You alright, you got kind of quiet at the end there?"
>"I am a tad bit surprised Anonymous... Its been at least a century or two since I last engaged in such pleasure... and I wasn't expecting you to be so... Forward like that."
"Ah... so is that a no then?"
>"I didn't hear a neigh... did you?"
"That was a bad pun and you should feel bad."
>"I saw you smile, you like it... If you do wish to engage in pleasurable activities together, I am free after Day Court has ended."
"I'll see you then Celly."
>"Mhmm... yes you will."
>>26102438
10/10 would fap again
Fausticorn explicitly said that ponies reproduce like all mammals.
Until Faust's word is contradicted in the show, it is law.
Dick goes in vagina repetitively until goo happens.
Somebody /thread me
>>26102561
/thread
>>26102561
My day is now ruined
>>26102595
>>26102561
>Until Faust's word is contradicted in the show
This is a rare case, but it won't even happen for this one. Candice is pregnant.
>>26102595
I genuinely do not understand.
>>26102595
>that webbum
Well, atleast I didn't watch it all the way through this time.
>>26102438
Top kek
>>26102595
. . . sauce?
