>"Hey Anon."
>"I know you chose to stsy here in my barn because it's comfy and everything but don't you think you should help out a bit with the chores?"
>"You can't just sit on your ass all day fiddling with your dick."
>"At the very least an hour."
>>26081575
Don't you understand? I have nowhere else to stsy!
I wish I could stsy with Twilight, but she's stsying with Cadence for the week.
>>26081596
FUCKING KEK!!
>>26081629
kys fgt
>>26081575
What do I look like, a wage slave?
How can I be a professional NEET if I have to do work?
FUCKING NORMIE APPLEHORSE I WILL NOT WAGEKEK, NOW BRING ME SOME TENDIES AND MOUNTAIN DEW THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26081575
"But it's my special talent! How many guys do you know that can play the fiddle with their penis?"
>Anon has no confidence in his own strength
>Reluctently tries tree-bucking
>Breaks his leg kicking too hard
>>26082233
How many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with her pussy?
>>26082247
Weak.
>>26082261
Just one. Unfortunately it's Granny Smith.
>>26081575
>Applejack wants you to help out at the farm
>get a job at Carousel Boutique just to spite her
>continue living at the barn
>decorate your area of the barn Rarity-style
>invite Rarity over to the barn and have sex with her
>Rarity designs clothes for all the livestock
>>26082280
this is the dream
