>"You don't know how to pick up a stallion? Ha! Watch and learn, Twilight, watch and learn."
>Shortly after walking outside Rainbow Dash was hit by a passing hay cart killing her instantly.
>>26076840
>Rainbow Dash sings this
https://youtu.be/lXMskKTw3Bc
>>26076840
See Twilight? Even OP knows how to pick up a stallion AND suck dick.
>TWILIGHT, I NEED TO GO BACK
>MEN NOW WANT TO CUM INSIDE ME
>>26076840
Dash only picks up mares
>>26076911
Meet my new stallion Orange Carrot
Wait what? He's not a mare, here, I'll prove it!
See? A real horsecock.
What do you mean that's a carrot?
>>26076928
kek
>>26076928
I need new pair of lungs
>>26076928
Instead of stallions, she picks up traps instead. Twilight wanted stallion, she got traps. Fucked a trap and found out the next morning.
Always seen Dash as the Bisexual Butch kinda gal. Or maybe just straight dyke.
>>26076840
So, I guess Anon will be the one RD tries to pick up? Green please
>>26077071
Straight dyke? Be careful, it might be aTRAP
>>26077085
>inb4 Anon is a trap
>>26077086
what if a female trap picks up a male trap?
I was expecting someone to say Dash goes out and flies off with a stallion held beneath her as she goes back to her house
>>26077323
oh, I get it now
>>26076840
Lift with the knees. Lift with the knees.
That's how to properly pick up a stallion.
