>"Alright Anon! I have a new plan to help get you laid!"
>>26060878
You know when a girl says she'll help you get laid when she could easily do the job, you're a lost cause.
>>26060889
But women don't like virgins
>>26060889
alternatively, she's your sister
>>26060889
alternatively, she's your sister
>>26060918
Even better.
>>26060918
>>26060925
>sistermind
>>26060927
I don't know. The fact that both posts failed to capitalise the first letter leads me to suspect it was probably a single poster who accidentally posted twice.
>>26060936
as the person who posted the first one, I can assure you the second one isn't me
>>26060945
Okay, I'll believe you.but only because you're such a sweetie pie.
>>26060918
>>26060925
So why couldn't your sister do the job?
>>26060878
thank u so much sunset
>>26060889
>inb4 you're gay
>everyone you know would hate you
>>26060889
>exactly because you're a lost cause
>but under one condition:
>she wants to watch and judge
>>26060878
>cuckquean fetish
>>26060918
>>26060925
Alternatively, she is your mother.
You niggas hoes, and I ain't even trippin
https://youtu.be/uxsIAD8nTno
This is the third time you've tried to get this thread. Just accept that no writefag wants to do it.
>>26060889
Yep, pretty much. Although I wonder how someone that lost even managed to get a female friend.
>>26064851
youd be surprised
