>"Ok Anon. Don't tell her I said this, but Fluttershy is an absolute animal in bed. She has some fetishes that would make even the dirtiest of Stallions feel guilty about. I can't even look her in the eye now."
>>26053368
But you're my love, Scat Pie.
>>26053368
ok, so what's the secret?
>>26053368
But Pinkie, you're all animals all the time.
>>26053368
>You turn and cup your mouth, shouting to the whole town
"HEY EVERYBODY, FLUTTERSLUT'S A FREAK IN THE SHEETS!"
>All the ponies stare at the now cowering pegasus, whispering to each other
>She runs away crying
>Asshole deed accomplished for the day
>You pat yourself on the back for another job well done
>>26053471
Pinkie being into scatplay is my fantasy
>>26053694
Top shelf anon. Looks like you've got your priorities in order fucking over the worst pony like that.
>>26053722
What the fug
>>26053368
Wait pinkie
H-How do you know this stuff? A-and why are your eyes so yellow?...
>>26053368
>"B-but I'm right here Pinkie. Why would you say such a mean thing? I... I..."
>[sobbing intensifies]
>>26053471
>>26053722
Worst fetish. All the characters would be repulsed by scat. Sorry.
>>26053368
>Ponk then proceeds to tell you how fluttershy likes tohold hands in publicandhave sexual intercourse in the missionary positionfor the sole purpose of procreation.
>>26057573
>hold hands
Go sit in the corner.
>>26057573
This is a blue board. Reported
>>26053368
>Fluttershy is an absolute animal in bed
Carlos, take off the Ponko mask. You aren't fooling anyone.
>>26053368
>Fluttershy is an absolute animal in bed
Does she like itpony-style?
>>26053368
Why would anyone feel guilty about a fetish? Is it a murder fetish or something?
Real talk Flutters probably has mad fucked up fetishes that would put most anons to shame.
Would you stillhold handswith her knowing that?
>>26060202
B-but Anon,she doesn't have any hands
>>26053368
>She has some fetishes that would make even the dirtiest of Stallions feel guilty about.
>I can't even look her in the eye now.
...Where's the Dong, Pie?
>>26053368
But I am Fluttershy Pinkie!
>You begin to cry.
>>26060382
Holy shit you're right, wtf I never noticed.
My whole life is a lie. Am I even real?
