>"Stay your blade, Anonymous, I submit, I submit! Don't bring any further harm to my people - I surrender. Let them go and I will be your slave."
>>26049031
>Implying Twilight wouldn't learn some shit about Friendship and then get a dues ex that allows her to blast you away with rainbows
>>26049031
THIS IS SPARTA!
>>26049031
I was just peeling an apple you retardedly pacifist horse.
>>26049031
Very well
Your first job as my slave is to go enslave all the other ponies
I agreed to leave them alone but I can still rule them through you.
Do a good job and I may even give you some autonomy to make minor decisions about your slaves yourself.
>>26049031
>Anon the Conqueror, the inter-dimensional Terror of the Everfree, Despoiler of Griffonstone, and Ransacker of Appleloosa, looks down at the little purple horse through the slits in his helmet's visor.
"Very well, equine princess. I accept your surrender."
>He sheathes his baleful blade of dark magic, and kneels down to look the princess in the eye. "My first command then, Princess."
>Twilight gulps, her eyes stricken with worry as she contemplated the horrible punishments and tribulations the fell human would foist upon her.
>"W-what is it?"
"Roll over.""Belly rubs.
>>26049031
This isn't even what the Gospel meant!
>>26049031
What happened to your neck?
>>26049031
>Stay, Anonymous! Submit! Submit! Don't try and leave again. By royal decree, you are my salve."
>It's a Mary Sue anon thread where he can defeat ponies for some reason thread
>>26053222
>It's a Whiny Faggot anon post where he complains about pointless shit post
>>26053222
You don't deserve those trips.
>>26053222
Yeah, because predators don't normally have a severe advantage over prey. Give your trips back to Bateman, and then go hang yourself.
>>26053593
Do you even watch the fucking show? AJ peels apples for her cider.
These fans of the fandumb, I swear.
>>26049031
Throw in the Crystal Heart and you have a deal.
>>26049229
Dammit anon she's just a child!
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>>26055688
Not using your slave for sexual purposes
>>26049031
"Sex slave or regular slave?"
>"... There are other kinds?"
>>26049031
Time out, Twiggy. I'm sorry, I just not comfortable with this kind of roleplay. Can't we just cuddle?
