Why can't Scootaloo fly?
>>26006515
Her head's too big.
>>26006515
Twilight stole her wings.
Her parents are a pegasus and an earth pony. She has wings, but has the genetics for earth pony.
For the same reason Spike hangs around scratching himself and sighing.
>>26006515
Wing autism
>>26006515
Look at her tiny wings. There's your answer.
Same reason Metroid can't crawl
>>26006548
but Pound Cake can fly around like a motherfucker at only a few months old?
>>26006554
No, Scootaloo has friends. Twilight Sparkle knows how to operate her fax machine, though.
>>26006515
Shitty writing.
>>26006515
cuz pone god is a dick
Because there is no Jesus
>>26007077
just like our god
Because of this thread.
>>26006515
I want to kick Scootaloo
>>26006515
Cos she's shit, even Fluttershy knew how to fly at her age
>>26007099
>implying god exists
>>26006515
Because you touch yourself