Captured by ORCS!
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>"It pains me to inform you that Princess Twilight was kidnapped by a massive Orcish raiding party."
"Well what are we waiting for, we have to save her!"
>"I'm sorry, our troops are not strong enough to combat their superior forces. We're pulling out of this area. I'm afraid you'll have to give up on any chance of seeing Twilight again."
"Which way were they headed?"
>"North, but it's suicide, there are camps everywhere, Orcs so widespread they've pillaged and raped the local townsponies, we can't do anything to help, just barely maintaining our forces on the border."
"So if I wanted to rescue Twilight, I'd need to do it on my own?"
>"That's correct. I'm sorry Anonymous."
>>25993275
"Ha! Da puny 'umie tinks 'e can save 'is 'orsie all by hisself, does 'e?"
>>25993715woops, forgot pic
>>25993729
Ork. i'll trade ya the puny poni for a sick pack of fosters grog and a pack of lewd eldar playin cards
>>25993729
iz dis da pone unting thred?
my little waaagh friendship is Orky
>>25993810
I uze to wonda wut WAAAAGH could be
>>25993833
my little grot,
until big boss shared 'is Stompin with me
>>25993859
sharing Dakka
>>25993899
is suppos' ta be Big Fightin' ya git!
cuz' it be tons ah fun!
>>25993275
Are they going to
>rape her?
>>25993275
>>25993729
Noice
>>25993942
u wot? how iz we gonna make nuff daka then?
Mah troops are too tough for them pony-like folk, nothing our archers can't handle with our dark arrows watchin us.
You think you can came waltzin in all sneaky like and git away wit it?! We'll se ow sneaky you a're when I cut dem legs right unda ya!
>>25993275
That means they've wrecked Fluttershy's house as well?
>Yes sir, but I don't see why...
Tell Discord that they made Fluttershy cry, problem will be sorted out by lunch.
>>25994976
Mah boyz did a ole lot mor than reck er ouse, we ad a uge cooked shy cream pie long wit som meat slop suprise.
>"Orcs you say?"
>>25995101
>Best queen
>Hooves
