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Twilight wants to buy your Soul for 1 million bits.
2016-01-04 00:37:20 Post No. 25984867
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Twilight wants to buy your Soul for 1 million bits.
Anonymous
2016-01-04 00:37:20
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>"I' want to buy your eternal soul Anon."
"Preposterous, there's no such thing as a soul. As a staunch atheist I do not believe in a soul."
>"Then you won't mind selling me something that you don't even believe exists right? I've already got the contract written up, take a look."
"How much?"
>"One million bits."
"Are you serious, haha! You're gonna pay me, 1 million bits? I can buy a mansion in Canterlot and hire enough mares to start my own brothel, and you're just gonna give me that, for my 'soul'?"
>"Thats right, it'll be the easiest million you ever made."
>She gives you the contract, it reads,
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>Upon signing of the contact the soul of Anonymous shall henceforth become the private property of Twilight Sparkle. And upon his death she may claim it to do with his eternal soul as she wishes.
>Anonymous shall receive 1 million bits tax free from Twilight Sparkle upon signing the contract.
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>Plus other such legal certification telling you that this is an official legally binding document.
>"Whaddya say Anon? Theres a lot of things you can do with a million bits."
Well?
