>Potion seller, I am going into battle, and I need only your
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>Potion seller, I am going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions!
This is all I've got
>>25961203
Potions for a Templar?Absolutely heretical!
>>25961244
Don't you meantraitorous?
>>25961203
Uh, sure. Well, you see, here we have the potion of, uh... farsight. Yes, farsight. Drink this and you'll be able to see everything, uh, everything that's cummi-er, coming your way.
>>25961203
>I'm no potion seller, but I am a bit of a crusader myself.
>>25961203
>"Apothecary, I am going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions!"
"The apothecary doesn't sell 'strong potions'. For that you'd've to go to the alchemists."
>"Do they not deal with magics? Alchemy is absolutely heretical! Why, are you a traitor?"
"No, but I have a better proposition: for you see, a person of your kind hasn't been gifted by our Lord and Saviour to fight in battles, but instead beneath the bed covers."
>"... I see your point."
"Also, I have some certain potions 'of my own' that would most certainly result in more soldiers for the Lord than one fairladyon her own."MISSIONARY position
>>25961317
>>25961832
this is a nice idea
>>25961203
For the last time, I don't sell potions. I sold you one jar of horse cum as a joke and now you come here every fucking week. What do you want from me? Blood?
>>25961203
I don't have any, sorry. But I do have some blood vials!
>>25961203
My potions are too strong for you traveller.
>>25961203
I already used all my potions. Smh
>>25961203
I do have one of the sorts, but it's more for thirst.
>>25961203
Here have a bottle of nyx cum
>>25961203
For those uninformed. I present to you, THE POTION SELLER!
>>>/f/
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Potion%20Seller.swf
>>25965470
DAFUG
>>25962825
But i need them. Im going into battle.
>>25961203
>Templar
Sure, drink these
>>25961203
here, have this
it's an estus flask..... an undead's favourite
can we get a writefag in here?
>>25961366
"Sure, here you go."
>"This is a jar of cum."
"Yes, and?"
>She shrugs and downs the bottle before running off
>Locals find her three months later being gangraped in a minotaur den
>>25965514
Thank you sir.
>>25961203
Here yah go!
>>25961203
I have a potion of fortify restoration effect, it boosts armor emchantmemts by 1,000,000%
>>25966373
Thought that said estrus flask.
You can't handle my potions!
They're too strong for you!
>>25966373
Gives her a bottle of Sunny D. Don't forget to praise the sun daily.
>>25967332
This really expands my dong.
>>25967355
>>25967445
Praise die Sonne
>>25967433
Your restoration potions?
>>25967379
>Lvl 4
People actually sell this shit outside of quests?
DEUS VULT
I have potions, but the question remains; can you take ye flask?
>>25961203
P-potions?
Young miss, I do not partake in the fake magic of alchemy.
But if you are looking for a medic to ally yourself with...
>>25961203
I have a potion of fortify health that increases your health my 1 milion percent and a potion of ultimate healing
>>25961203
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Young miss, I do not partake in the fake magic of alchemy.
But if you are looking for a medic to ally yourself with...
>>25967786
Still hitting that bottle even after new year's are we?
>>25967332
I guess you can say she really took the bull by the horns
>>25965513
My potions are meat for the strongest and you are leary of the weakest!
>>25967420
Yea you would
>>25967564
Vult deus
>>25968043
Potion seller, you dont understand. I need only your strongest potions if I want to succeed in the battle!
