>tfw your central nervous system is reinstalled backwards
Can we have a claim your twist waifu thread?
First reply sets the conditions of your unholy union. No instant death/cuck.
>>25936232
The twist is she says things backwards
>>25936240
Taht hitw evil nac I
>>25936254
All her legs become wings and she has to live at 10'000 meters above the clouds forever. She can come and visit you for nineteen minutes at a time.
>>25936232
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25429896/
It hasn't been a year tho
Come at me
>>25936232
>tfw your central nervous system is reinstalled backwards
Were you that Anon who was having his removed?
Claiming my Queen.
>>25936262
good
wings are cute
>>25936286
She drinks half your blood every month and if you don't keep a perfect diet you die-t.
>>25936273
She can only truly love you if you allow yourself to become petrified by a basilisk/cockatrice and will only make love to you if you go through with the procedure.
>>25936273
She produces farting noises on a constant basis when excited
Come at me
>>25936340
Fuck you, not worth it.
>>25936403
It's too late to go back. She'll arrive in March.
>>25936399
traumatic experience makes her not talk anymore and she never leaves her basement and you are not allowed to enter
>>25936399
For ten minutes a week she reverts to Pinkimenia and will attempt to kill you. The time that she does this is completely random, and it could happen any time, even when you're asleep.
>>25936414
Guess I'll have to drink her.
>>25936432
nothing
she's perfect
>>25936432
She literally turns into a big giant mare. Retains her personality but she's a huge horse at you.
>>25936443
Hooray!
>>25936431
That would have bean more manageable.
pls be kind
>>25936481
she turns into apple
random pony eats it
>>25936492
That is against the rules. To eat an apple is the death of the soul.
>>25936481
She always does that face no matter what and can only communicate through the word "Appul"
>>25936502
That's what she's like anywhey?
Claiming nurse pone.
Claiming elitistic musical pony.
>>25936501
it's vore
>>25936517
and that's death.
>>25936330
Im actually ok with it.
>>25936509
She would enjoy putting little cameras down the end of your boner to see inside the human form. You don't need to but it would be a nice thing to do for her. She'll always want it and bring it up at least seven times a month until you relent.
>>25936512
She turns inside out for three days out the week and you need to maintain her sterile environment to keep her from infection and death during her inside out hours.
dibs
>>25936287
The wings got to go!
>>25936676
If you run out of money, she leaves you. Just like a real woman!
>>25936707
That's incredibly unlikely. Still a little sad though.
Claiming longest princess
>>25936886
She loves you dearly, but keeps you locked away in the castle your entire life, only allowing you to leave if you accompany her on royal buisness. If you ever so much as looked at another mare, she'd burn them to ashes on the spot without a moment's hesitation.
>>25936926
Worth it
>>25936232
claiming my sunshine
>>25936232
>central nervous system reinstalled backwards
Hold up, are you that weird fucker that had it removed?
>>25938280
She feels as hor as the surface of the sun to you during the day, but reverts to a normal temperature at night.
>>25936232
is it you
the guy from so long ago getting his central nervous system taken out
>>25938308
Fuck, as hot not as hor. Or she feels like a whore, I guess. Whichever.
>>25936232
CLAIMING CELLO HORSE
UNTIL DEATH
>>25936267
anon its been over a year
>>25938332
She is entirely made out of cellophane. Inside and out.
>>25938291
>>25938320
No. I'm only a pretender.
Claiming teach horsedidn't have any other picture
>>25938576
She make you take your whole education again, from kindergarten to doctorate.
Also, take this pic.
>>25938613
Thank you. My last computer hath melted.
Claiming best catbird.
Do your worst, you motherfuckers.
>>25938636
If she's ever caught in the moonlight she'll turn into sulfur dust and blow away in the wind.
>>25938440
ok the wait for the alien continues
>>25938708
Only eleven more months. Unless he was killed and eaten by a Celestine.
>>25938724
yo do realize he said 1 year
and the thread was 1 year and 1 month ago
I claim Lyra.
Give me your best shot.
>>25936232
Hit me.
>>25939594
No consequences
>>25939669
Once a night, she says go to bed seth
>>25939964
Really?
That's the best you can do?
Fine by me, we got off easy.
>>25939978
That was the point, anon(s)
>>25939990
thanks m8
