>HOOFSIES!
I want to coat her face with a huge load of hot, sticky cum.
>>25927995
SHE GAVE ME HOOVSIES, I FEEL SO SPECIAL!
>>25927995
I like how this episode was about Applejack being born in le wrong generation and the other ponies being mindless sheep gobbling up whatever corporate Equestria shoved down their throats
>>25928053
that's one way to interpret it i guess
>>25928019
Same, but on her mane and tail tbqh
>>25928053
applejack's farmerhat becomes a fedora?
>>25927995
>>25927995
"Don't touch me."
>A deathly silence falls over the entire crowd, with you standing there, arms crossed.
>Pinkie nudges you.
>"Anon! What are you doing?! Do you know who that is?!?"
>The lady gaga pony looks at you with a worried look, then to her manager.
>"Hoo-Hoofsies?"
"If you touch any part of my being with that stamp, I will break you into chewable bits, cook you at three hundred and fifty degrees, and smother you in gravy, and serve you with roasted asparagus, and mashed potatoes."
>There's a loud collective gulp, as she slowly backs away from you.
>Once out of range, the Mane 6 surround you, with angry, and/or concerned expressions. Especially Applejack.
>"What in the hay was that all about Anon?! She just wanted to show some love to her fans!"
"Good. I'm not a fan."
>Recycled gasp soundbit.mp3
>"She's Countess Coloratura! Tippy top of the top hot supserstar singer!"
>"Even more famous than Sapphire Shores!"
"You know what? You're right. Here Pinkie. Rarity. Take this as an apology."
>You reach into your pocket, and put absolutely nothing into their hooves.
>"?"
>"There's nothing here."
"Right! Those are all the fucks I give!"
>You push your way out of the pony circle, and start to leave the event.
>>25928084
A tail job by her.
>>25929207
.......Go on...
>>25929207
>>25929207
>>25929207
More.
>>25929207
Come on, edgeanon. Do the thing.
>>25929207
>>25929341
>Spiky
>EdgyBut Twilight handles Spike all the time
>>25929397
>>25927995
who wants glitter hooves all over their dick?
>>25929207
I'm curious about why this anon hates Collie so. Is it because her Countess persona reminds him of your typical pop-idol shit from earth?
Or maybe he takes offense to normie ponies making a big fuss out of some pony he's never heard or had mentioned around before?
>>25929474
i do
>>25929569
>>25928019
So you want to collect cum from other guys since you can't muster a huge load...
>>25927995I want to give Coloratura hoofsieson her butt.
>>25929207
>Anon leans his feet back and skates away on his "heely" shoes
>Unfortunately, the wheels on his outdated shoes weren't designed to roll on grass
>Anon slips and falls face-first into Pinkie's new experimental spaghetti cannon, causing it to blast Ragu-soaked pasta over a distance of 200 feet
>>25929207
Be careful with that edge you might cut someone with it.
>>25929207
>>25929728
The watermark ruins the picture.
>>25929207
>nothing personnel, kid
>>25929207
CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL
>>25929474
I want glitter footprints on my face.
>>25929207
Holy shit, please continue.
>>25929728
>You will never be a stage coordinator for Rara's concerts, specialized on lightning.
>You will never end up best buddies with benefits with her.
>You will never spend the time after some shows drinking and chatting with each other.
>And you will never sometimes find yourself having sex with her.
>the kind of sex that is kind of kinky.
>As in simple roleplay.
>More specifically, you won't find yourself with her dressed up once in a while in her Countess Persona, she showcases by now only rarely on stage.
>She will never tell you that she considers it actually rather liberating to once in a while dress up like that and act like a slight airhead, the way her ex-manager sometimes asked her to do.
>She will never ask you to treat her like the Countess instead of Rare, meaning she wants to a certain degree be dominated.
>You will never find yourself getting a hoofjob by her, during which she will use strawberry tasted glitter on her hooves, covering your dick in so much glitter it starts sparkling like a Twilight vampire.
>She will never end up smearing the glitter al over your tip when using her mouth along the length.
>Finally, you will never end up on the coach, sitting, while she rides your lap like a filly in heat.
>You will never tease her by whispering lines from her "Spectacle" song into her ears, before pushing yourself so frantically in her, she comes at the spot.
>>25930488
Well, of course not. Only a pathetic greentexter would have a fantasy like that.
>>25930523
Oh snap!
>>25930488
>meaning she wants to a certain degree be dominated.
Don't you mean to have her dominate you? Because as the Countess she seemed to be far to aloof to let anyone dom her.
