I identify as fluttersexual. What about you?
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I identify as fluttersexual. What about you?
>>25922579
dont start this shit here, go back to >>>/t/umblr
>>25922579
my gender is apple
>>25922579
I identify as attack helicopter.
Check your privilege
>>25922579
I wonder how tight Fluttershy's pussy is. Each thrust in her heaven hole must feel like an orgasm.
>>25922688
Where did that come from?
please respect my /ll/ heritage, we are not here for your perverse entertainment
>>25922579
I am an ammosexual.
>>25922870
This is my porn folder.
>>25922870
Maybe she should stop being such an intolerant bigot
I identify as TR8-TOR kin
>>25922579
I identify as a horsefucker.
What has become of my life?
>>25924033
>you are 70 years old
>Your nephew's son came over for the weekend
>"great uncle, what was it like when you were young?"
"Well, as a young adult I was so connected to my little pony pornography that the fact I masturbated to it become a huge part of my identity. I even found myself identifying by the term "horsefucker" more than terms like "white", "male", "son", "father", or any other label. All my free time was dedicated to talking to people who also masturbated to my little pony pornography, and we shared a special bond because we stimulate our male sexual organs to anatomically correct cartoon equine pornography of a 1980's Hasbro toy franchise."
>"But, didn't feminist revolution get rid of that?"
"Yes, that is why I was castrated among many other males at the age of 18, other than the ones selected for breeding of course. I was a pretty oppressed minority, you should check your privileged today."
>Your nephew's son took out his privilege checker 2000 and injected himself as the privilege running through his veins was checked.
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