>"I'm going to fucking rape you!"
>>25913131
I'm going to swallow you with my dick and make you my scrotum hostage
>>25913131
>"Dude, you're like 3 foot nothing, shut up."
>>25913136
writefags pls
>>25913147
Spike's trying to get you to roleplay with him.
>>25913131
>Decide this was too funny so you feign fear
>Let the little dragon push you on your stomach and assume the position
>As his cock comes out of its slit, you start to giggle.
>"What's so funny!?"
"I guess you could call that a dick."
>Start laughing hard.
>He gets so frustrated he goes soft.
>Laughing even harder.
>Rarity comes over.
>Sees Spike with a tiny little pinkie finger of a cock between his legs and you on your back crying from laugher.
>She snorts and suppresses a giggle.
>Spike starts to sniff and he runs away screaming that you're an asshole.
>>25913131
well this is convenient
>>25913174
C'mon man. You couldn't let him have this at least once?
>>25913222
Even trips can't make a good Spike episode.
>>25913136
seconded
![945907__safe_solo_screencap_dragon+quest_peewee[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qYEnWGm.png "945907__safe_solo_screencap_dragon+quest_peewee[1].png")
>>25913131
He's talking to his Peewee his Phoenix
>video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA0TdXuwBpU
>>25913131
Don't even think about it M8, I fucking stole a T-rex from the zoo one Time, Don't even start this shit with me, I'll fuckin WREK you scrub.
>>25914361
Shepard
>>25913136
>>25913131
>>25916272
this ripe
YOU want to rape me?
You'll have to fight me first, theropod!
>Spike:"Who are you calling a theropod bitch? I'm a dragon, and..."
"Are you serious? Let's fight, if you accept it. If you win, you'll have the right to rape me!"
>Twilight's like "You two stop that! Spike, she just want to provoke you"
"i'm right you know. So Spike, come out and fight."
>Twilight:"Tiara!"
"Twilight, this is none of your business, please stay out of this."
>Twilight:"You really want to fight a DRAGON?"
>Spike:"She fucking do. And I'm gonna fuck her multiple passes"
"aw"
>Twilight:"You really want to fight over ... Over what exactly?"
>shrugs
>Spike:"Twilight please stay out of this."
>Twilight:"You know what? Go ahead. Yeah, I don't care anymore you can do whatever you want to. Go ahead, I'm watching. In fact I want to see you how you're gonna fight and then will see who of you knows better."
>grin, looking at the subminiature and underdeveloped dragon
"I'm sorry that might end up being disappointing. Twi. So you still want to rape me?"
>Twi:"If he ends up raping you, you know, I won't do anything to stop him. Spike, if she wins, I won't stop her either."
>Spike:"Ah'm not afraid of a vermin like her. She's a bitch regardless."
>we're all getting outside, in front of various ponies around.
>Spike's getting ready to attack
>look at him straight in the eyes
>stand in position of defense.
>i don't know any of his strong or weak points, but I'm gonna know them very soon.
"show me."
>Spike:"what a"
>he's moving.
>I'm charging on him
>Spike's bifurcating, avoiding me, letting me slide next to him
>Jump backwards
>keep standing facing him
>our first move determined our playground on the place. nopony seems to try bothering us.
>Spike might be thinking the same thing, smiling arrogantly
"In a few minutes this smile will be something you'll regret.- HA!"
>charge and jump on him
>he's attacking seriously this time.
>>25916612
>flip over spike
>thump his belly,
>turn over and buck on his face.
>i bet he's lost at least two or three teeth with that
>is he okay?
>c'mon fight back, you wanted that right? other ponies are watching you.
>look at him
>get up. fight me. FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT YOU FUCKING...
>ah! he's pissed now.
>he's rushing on me, and start throwing up fire.
>he's fucking serious now. me too.
>spike managed to finally hit me. it's nothing but gave him the advantage of attacking more seriously.
>He's punching me the best he could, alas he's not very good at this
>kick him back, and punch his face.
>shit my nose's bleeding
>haha wait no, that's actually starting to get fun-URGH. he's kicking me in the guts...
>buck him in the groin. throwing him on the floor
>do it again just for the fun
"what the .."
>did i just ... like, pressed his dick eject button accidentally or something?
>he didn't notice it yet
>Spike:"So what? You think i keep my balls down here like stallions? nice try!"
>watching this pink flaccid wang unsheathed is actually cute and ... SHIT he's actually rushing on me again
"HEY!"
>after doing some barrels on the floor, I'm back up, head-butting the young dragon into the crowd
"y... you, spike, really you're stubborn. Maybe we're not that different."
>Spike's grunting out loud and fights randomly
>every move is predictable, I don't even feel like wasting my energy attacking, bucking him or anything.
>hit him again
>is Twilight really doing nothing at all but watch us
>reach Spike, run on him and hit him again as soon he tries to get back up
>wait there for him to get back up
"What are you doing? Also your cock's outside."
>Spike:"What? Oh fuck!"
>Spike's pissed and tries his best to push it back in, looking around, notices the ponies laughing at him being obliged to sheath it back in manually.
>Spike:"You are SO DEAD Diamond Tiara!"
"Ignore them, Spike. They're not here fighting. Stop being so pissed at me, you're fighting like a brick. "
>>25917544
>"Ignore them, Spike. They're not here fighting. Stop being so pissed at me, you're fighting like a brick. "
>Fighting like a brick
Surely that's how you win any fight, right?
>>25917582
If we're not learning anything after a fight, what's the point. Also what honor is there fighting an adversary who's completely out?
>>25917544
>he's looking at me like,
>Spike:"What are you talkin' shit about?"
"The only one I'm pissed at right now is Twilight not doing anything to help her only child into winning this fight. But I'm doing my best ignoring this and will fight you anyways. You can beat me, so try to concentrate and ignore the rest already."
>did he get it?
>nope. >headbutt then.
>he's spitting that green fire, i wonder if it sends everything he's burning straight to Celestia.
>Spike somehow managed to jump over me and now holds me, trying to keep me down
>just invert him and stand over his neck, locking him on the floor
"Still want to rape me, Spike?"
>he's mad right now, breathing out loud
>place my vulva over his sheath and sit in there, holding his arms
"looks like I won this round, but just for me, show me what it's like to get raped by a cute dino like you. You just got to get hard. Can you?"
>Spike:"I can't when others are watching"
>look around
>Twilight's saying nothing.
"Looks like I won. The end wasn't even fun."
(tbc)
>>25913131
Try me. i dare you
>>25916612
>>25917544
>>25918210
I read the whole thing, and I STILL want you to go away and hang yourself from the nearest sturdy beam.
>>25913131
>"I'm going to fucking rape you!"
>Spike
>baby dragon
...so basically the male equivalent of Flutterrape threads, then?
>>25916298
>*unzips dick*
>>25913131
"...Fucking what?"
>y'know, up until now this had been a fairly normal Tuesday
>you picking on the guitar and generally being a lazy sack of shit around Twilight's castle while she's out Friendship Lessoning
>Spike doing the chores like a good little house-dragon, sweeping and mopping and reorganizing books
>sure, you'd given him a ration of shit, scattering crumbs of the cake you'd taken a slice of on the floor he'd just washed
>honestly, if he'd just asked, you could've swept them up, instead of being an uppity little bitch about it
>but instead, he wanted to whine and cry and scream at you
>and now we're here
>"I said..."
>he stomps his tiny tender claws up to you, eye level with you only because you're laying down on the couch, and glares daggers at you
>"I'm. Going. To FUCKING. Rape you!"
>you give him what you consider to be a generous moment to realize what he said and take it back
>...
>nothin'
"Heh."
>you lean the guitar you'd been strumming on against the back of the couch, careful not to let it drop
>it's your baby, after all
>then, with an almost serene calmness, you turn back to the still-fuming little twerp and swinging your legs off the couch
>about the time you're seated upright, the realization is starting to dawn on him
>"Um..."
>when you've gotten to your feet, he's beginning to back up from you, all his earlier fury draining away as he finally picks up on the height difference
>by the time he's turned tail to run, you're at full height, and with one fell swoop you reach down and grab his spaded tail as it's snaking away
>you give it a yank and the purple-and-green shit lets out a whimper as you hold him aloft, upside down
"Where do you think you're going?"
>when you shake him you can practically hear his head rattling
"C'mon, you insufferable shit, show me how fuckin' big you really are!"
>his headfins flatten back, wincing in anticipation of a good and proper beating
>and god dammit, he'd deserve it, after the way he's been lately
>>25919394
>but Twilight would probably ban you from the castle if you left her 'number 1 assistant' even more purple than when she walked out
>you settle for dropping him on his stupid face, letting out a derisive snort
"That's what I thought. 'Rape me' my ass."
>you flop down on the couch again, guitar practically already in your hands
"You want to take a poke, bring your fuckin' b--"
>a bolt of pain blossoms from your cheek, throbbing behind your eye as you feel a scaly claw connect with your face
>you can see his shit-eating grin from the corner of your eye
>you don't really remember what happens next
>you recall throwing yourself off the couch and after your assailant
>dimly you can remember hearing a squeak of terror as you full-body tackle him
>but when you come fully to, you realize you're straddling him, one knee on each arm
>and his neck twitching under your finger as he struggles to breathe
"--you, you fucking--! I swear to God... I'll..."
>you blink a couple times, letting the pressure off the reptile's throat
>he coughs and gasps for air
>whether from the pain or shock, tears are welling in the little dragonling underneath you as you regain your composure
>almost gingerly, you back off of him, his claws scrabbling for purchase as soon as they're free in an effort to get away from you
>he fairly well drags himself from under your weight, and you watch him scurry off towards whatever room he claimed in the castle
>the adrenaline ebbs, and you suddenly become aware of your other hand, nails digging into your palm from being clenched so tight
>you realize your breathing is slowing down a little
>oh shit, Twilight's going to turn you into an orange if she hears about this
>you have to get some ice on your face for the swelling
>as loathe as you are to admit it, you should check on him, too
>sweep up the crumbs you left on the rug
>put the dishes in the sink
>clean up the precum on the floor
>maybe lay low at... Lyra's for a few days?
>...
>huh?
>>25916612
>anon came out screaming and swinging a hammer , hitting both of them, killing them
>>25913340
Goddamn it, I remember that being one of the first videos I watched on youtube and favoriting because I was crying of laughter.
...I can't believe its been 6 and a half years.
>>25913131
Promises promises.
This green is terrible, kill yourself
