>tfw you will never have a threesome with the two best ponies in existence.
>>25886218
Can't we just cuddle? There's nothing wrong with sex but that doesn't mean I want to fuck every pony I come across like one of those porn sims on newgrounds.
>>25886225
>implying you dont.
>>25886225
Agreed.
But people here call you reddonychanner unless you want to fuck every single pony.
>tfw rough, sweaty sex with the pie sisters after they get back from patrol
>>25886252
unf, edgy maud and pinkie are the best kind!
why are the pie girls the absolute best? so much better than any other shitty family.
>>25886218
Lyra and Bonbon?
Lotus and Aloe?
>>25886218
Life is such a bitch isn't it? though, I don't know what does your picture have to do with this thread.
>>25886715
celestia and luna re okay, but why do you want to be with them, they are immortal and you would just be like a small passing interest, nothing special.
>>25886218
>in existenceBut they're not real
>>25886822
It would be to me, regardless.
And besides, this thread seems to be focused on sex, rather than life projects and stuff
>>25886218
>the two best ponies in existence(pic unrelated).
Fixed
>>25886846
hello darkness my old friend.
>>25886908
i-it can be both
>>25886991
fuck you pinkie and maud are god teir waifus
>>25886218
>tfw you will never get to hug them and nuzzle them and pet them
Why does this hurt so much?
>>25887033
>pinkie and maud are god teir
Maud is good but Ponk is far up the "nah" scale
>>25886822
Who says they're immortal?
>>25887121your taste in waifus is shit m8
>>25887033
I like Ponka, but I just can't see her as waifu material. The only two I can really see as waifus are AJ and Flutters.
>>25887154
If my taste is shit where does that leave you? dead rat from the sewers covered in cockroaches-tier?
desu pinkie is funny at times and a good friend but i could never keep up with her well enough to forge a meaningful relationshipalso she isn't real, none of them are
