>"A-anon, are you sure this 'prostitution' business is a good idea? Twilight told me I'm not supposed to touch ponies there."
You are Spike's pimp. Wat do?
>>25867298
I would fire him
>>25867298
She told you not to touch /ponies/ there. Not /anons/.
Spike, its time to begin your dong expansion training
>>25867298
Backhand him and tell him to work that corner.
>>25867298
tell him to shut and hop on this dick
>"R-Rarity? Why are you here? You know what, nevermind, Anon, I changed my mind. I could get used to this job."
>>25867514
Little did he know that Rarity was there to give Anon her profits for the night.
"How's my top bit bitch doing tonight?"
>She giggled as her magic levitated a rather large brown sack towards you.
>Taking hold of the sack you heft it up and down getting a feel of its weight.
"That's why you're the best doll."
>Spike silently stared mouth agape.
>>25867298
Only if they don't let you, now go back to that corner.
>>25867835
Need more
>>25867835
Keep going. Wanna see Spike's reaction to learning that his Rarity is a whore.
>>25867835
>>25868509
>>25868584
>"Rarity, n-now that we're both..you know, in this profession..what do you sa-"
>'Ooh poo, Spikey, but you know it's against office policy to date co-workers.' Rarity says as she gets into an suv full of ziggers
>'Ciao, darling!'
>>25868687
what a shitty office policy
spike should rise to the top job and take over when anon retireres then he can ditch the policy and go out with rarity
>>25869922
Yeee
>>25869922
in fact if i was good at writing i would probably greentext this but i cant write
i can sort of sculpt though i might make a prostitute spike sculpture (but probably not)
>>25868687
"No time to talk about that now Spike, your first customers are here."
>Spike turned away from the departing SUV and bumped into the larger stallion, landing on the ground with a thud.
"Now Big Mac, you realize that cumming inside will cost you extra right?"
>Big Mac smiled and nodded over to his friend.
>"Ya'll don't have any policy about two for one sales do you?" A much larger stallion questioned.
"No, not at all. I only ask that you not permanently damage my bitches."
>"That's just my luck." Mumbled Trouble Shoes as he dropped a sack of bits at your feet.
>"Come on Big Mac, it'll be my treat this time around." The large stallion spoke as he grabbed hold of Spike by the nape.
>"Big Mac simply smiled. "Eyup!"
"Have fun you three, oh and Spike, you can take tomorrow off to uh, recoup your facilities."
>>25871131
>take tomorrow off
Nigga must have some fuckin wolverine regenerative abilities if his shattered pelvis and wrecked anus can recover that fast.
>>25871154
Who says you can't sell slightly damaged goods at discount prices?
>Anon's business practices.