Would you go through hell for your waifu?
>Three months ago you joined a call to take up arms against a threat to not only Equestria but to all life itself
>The Equestrian Crusades
>The Ponyzantine Empire threatened all of Equestria with death and now you were to defend it
>Unbeknownst to you, your lovely and faithful waifu, whom you left in the safety of your home, has bet her eternal pony soul with Tirek
>He will grant you a safe return home after the Crusades on the condition that you are faithful to your waifu while abroad
>If you were not, she would be eternally damned and you would have to fend for yourself
>You were not
>You fell prey to a seductress who took you in the dark of night
>Today, a blade has found its way into your belly
>Alone, death stands before you, scythe poised to strike you in twain
>He speaks in a sickening, raspy tone
>"Anonymous, you will pay for your sins, the price is eternal damnation."Any interest?
>>25866948No.
>>25867192
Aww
>>25866948
Yes! Let's us do this!
>>25866948
>mfw going through gluttony was fucking JUST
>>25868346
Greed was hard asf
>>25866948
PONIFIED DANTE WHEN?
>>25868372
>>25866948
If you're still around, at least one Anon is game.
>>25866948
Never played the game, but damn did I ever love that design. Not even edgelord.
>>25866948
"I was absolved of my sins!" you shout as the blood pours down your chest
>"The archbishop lied, Anon. Now come with me."
"No." You draw your sword at Death
>"Mortal you are mine!" Death raises his scythe
>You take the oppurtunity to dash in and put your sword through his belly
>Death stumbles back, emanating a dark laughter, he locks eyes with you and rips the blade from your hand
>One strike splinters your shield, nearly taking your arm with it
>A second narrowly misses your neck
>"Did you think you could cheat Death? Your soul is mine."
>He swings a third time, you step in close and grab the staff of the scythe
>You manage to wrestle it from his grasp and swing at him
>The skeleton pony falls as your strike nicks him about the face
>"No! Let me help you!" he calls out
>You bury the scythe into him, him ethereal body fading away
>You feel a strong desire to head homeward
Deus vult?
Deus vult.
>>25868647
Sorry to cut it short but it's almost 3am
I need to sleep
>>25868526
But that's just Sombra cosplaying as Dante.
