Did you...um...have a nice day, /mlp/?
>>25859357
I did, I managed to drink three bottles of wine tonight which was fun
twinkle is nice
t. lyrafag
>>25859357
Mate, no one gives a single shit in this entire, like society mate. Just blaze weed m9 because no one cares, just get a fat joint and just smoke it mate, because no one in this current day and age and this society gives a single one.
Open your hard earned window and fokin, jump out. Hit your fat 'ead on a car and, just die mate, just die.
>>25859357
It's a pretty good day now that' you're here, Twinkleshine.
>>25859357
Nope I'm very low on Energy and Insomnia is driving me crazy. :/
>>25859368
I wish Lyra would be with her other friends more often. But I guess shipteasing is more important now.
So, Lyra likes hands, Colgate/Minuette is into the brushing of teeths.
But what's Twinkleshine's fetish?
>>25859399
Overdressing?
>>25859399
Shoes.
>>25859399
unimportance
>>25859412
Well then she's really going to like me.
>>25859412
y u so mean tho
>>25859357
The day has only begun.
>>25859425
This, Australians get off me board, re
>>25859418
Twinkleshine, your feelings can go to hell.
I need to gather pony tears, for a spell.
>>25859425
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>25859357
No.
I never have nice days.
Being a fucking virgin does that to you.
>>25859377
Well hello there Anon. I'm afraid I can't stay and chat.Don't want to get banned for "roleplaying" again.
>>25859438
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE WUZ
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE WUZ
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE WUZ
*instinctively looks around for royal guard*
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WUZ
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE WUZ
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE WUZ
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE WUZZ
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
PRINCESSES N
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
*evolves from a primate*
>>25859465Then why do you post such threads?
It's clear RP is what you want.
>>25859438
Hey, don't you talk about my friend that way you filthy zigger!
>>25859465
I came into this thread hoping for some cheering up lurking some light pone RP.
Fuck you.
Fuck Scruffy also.
>>25859489
#Triggered
#CheckYourGreenPrivilege
#ZebraLivesMatter
>>25859479I was actually greenbaiting.
>>25859507Oh, sorry.
>>25859507
Really? This is like the worst prompt I've ever seen, grats.
>>25859494
Y-you too Anon...
>>25859467
I want /pol/ to fucking leave.
>>25859520Even after telling us you were just greenbaiting, you can't stop playing Twinkleshine. Admit it, Anon, you wish to be the little pony.
>>25859526
>not knowing about /mlpol/
There's the door faggot >>>/out/
>>25859526
>implying /pol/
hello reddit
>>25859538
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>25859467
That was the best
>>25859520
>>25859532
She wants the hot. Monkey. Dick.
>>25859532I am the little pony.
I told myself yesterday I'd write a short story about me and myOCthat's also mytulpagoing on a thematic "date" as an ease in to writing pony and I didn't end up doing it.
So like a 4/10 day, maintaining the status quo of disappointing everyone I can, including myself.
>>25859555
Trips confirm. Here's something just for Twinkleshine.
>>25859561Maybe if you write a long enough post, in green format, it's not RP.
>>25859563
>not writing a self insert fic about you and your OC
Nobody is disappointed anon.
Relieved is accurate
What does she like? Or do, I never payed much attention to her. I already do that for the all seeing apple.
>>25859561
Why Twinkleshine? Why not a better pony?
>>25859568
I'd feel the same, but it could be just a solo piece with that character, or some OC created just for the story and in any case I wouldn't share it. I just felt it would be a compelling and easy thing for me to write about because it's a character I have a sense of, and would break my writer's block when it comes to writing pony, but I never remember my resolutions until I fail them. The case is actually that if you don't like MLP's fanfic generals you should be relieved. :^)
>>25859595
Hard to find a pony much better than this tbqh family
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/27/1031181.jpg
>>25859526
This.
>>25859526
>>25859642
Nice samefagging there ledditcuck.
>>25859391
This really.
>>25859357
ehh, it was pretty average. Got up at four in the afternoon, never left the house, played fallout for five hours, ordered a pizza, fapped to airplanes, twice
you know, one of those days
>>25859642
>>25859526
>Hating on /pol/
Are you Jews or Indians?
>>25859357
y-you too...
>>25859686
Not him, but is it really wrong to disliking a board? Does everybody have to love /pol/ to the point where it becomes polchan? Just let him have his own opinion, isn't that what /pol/ is about? Inb4 kike, nigger, tumblr, reddit, sjw, cuck, or what ever meme word you want to throw at me I really don't care at this point.
>>25859712fuccboi
>>25859712
You sound salty anon
I wasn't going to reply to you at all as I had no counter point but now I'm compelled to call you a nigger.
There you go faggot.
Can't I be allowed to love /pol/ in peace? Stop oppressing me.
Sleepy as hell, but my day went well
>>25859686
>Posting in /pol/
>Being Indian
>Intelligent discussion
>>25859357
just woke upcan't leave this place
>>25859712
he's a poltard and can't understand viewpoints and opinions that differ from and conflict with his own so he assumes you must be from a third world country or a part of a religion he's been told is bad because you can't be a normal person and disagree with him
>>25859750
You are fueling the fire. Get ready for all the (you)s f
>>25859750
Just tired of the anti /pol/ meme
It's a pretty decent board if you aren't a bluepilled shmuck
>>25859357
Time is irrelevant to me.
Days meld into one another, like raindrops in a puddle. Sun becomes Moon, Moon becomes Sun, and the idea of a contained hour becomes as meaningless as a single snowflake. Perhaps that is why I am staring at the snowflakes falling, with a sense of familiarity.
I only woke up ten minutes ago. but I got my favourite cereal so good.
>>25859629
U-unf...
>>25859764
>"It's a pretty decent board"
>he actually believes that
Really though, isn't /pol/ all about how the jews actually are bad and that only jews say that jews aren't bad? that's the same thing here. /pol/ actually is bad and only /pol/tards say that /pol/ isn't bad.
See? You're a jew and you didn't even know.
>>25859776
You clearly haven't been there
So I forgive you for being retarded.
>>25859357
no... http://www.ifortuna.sk/sk/stavkovanie/nahlad_tiketu/index.html?ticket_id=MjEyNTc1NzU2NDk4MzIwMDqux2NpSgLPD3UhUfE%3D&kind=MAIN
>>25859712
tbqh i don't even like /pol/ that much but i hate /pol/ boogeymen posters the most. He clearly doesn't know what he's talking about so why did he post in the first place?
>>25859764
also this, I love to watch dumbasses spout crap which is easily proven wrong by spending five seconds on the front page of the board
>>25859776
no, it isn't. Maybe go spend more than a second there and you'll actually see
>inb4 /pol/tard
>>25859776
>he thinks the jew meme is for real
Yes, good goyim...
>>25859776
wew, better stop now before this turns into an ideology thread lad. Just let it rest and lets go back into ponies
>>25859357
Jesus Christ it's 5:30 in the morning. What the fuck am I still doing here?
>>25859779
>>25859781
I have been there, and I never stay. I go there when there's shooting or bombings to follow the happening.
And look, /pol/tards defending /pol/, who would have thought.
But what I really don't like is /pol/ spreading their idiocy to other boards. Something I'm not helping with right now.
>>25859790
This man is right. Ponies are more important. Post ponies.
>>25859811
>Ponies are more important. Post ponies.
Just had to have that last word in first right faggot?
>>25859820
Yes. Of course.
>>25859811
>/pol/ spreading their idiocy to other boards
what do you even mean? If you're refering to my post here >>25859467 it's an /int/ meme, hence why people are shitting on the idiot who called it /pol/ crap. /pol/ boogeyman is worse than /pol/.
>>25859824
The pimp look is good on her.
>>25859830
How about the astronomer look?
>>25859829
/int/ is basically the same thing family, and ever since they added flags /pol/ is arguably /int/ 2.0.
>Twinkleshine will never sneak up while your eye is closed with the other in a telescope and steal a kiss
Why even live?
>>25859835
She is an astronomer in my headcanon.
>>25859851
It makes sense I guess, with the stars on her booty.
>>25859357
SHUT UP AND FUCK ME!
>>25859843
Oh I'm well aware
>people always exclaim /int/ as /pol/ 2.0
>addition of flags makes /pol/ into /int/ 2.0
Devilish
>>25859850
you should probably just kill yourself since what you want most in life is completely impossible
>>25859853
Twinkle, twinkle, little star butt
How I wish I had you to rut
>>25859843
You are obviously very new here, lurk more in other boards. And WE WUZ KANGS is now a sitewide meme. pic related
>>25859856
All right.
She's not got as much GIRTH as Flitter does, but she'll still tear your ass open. You'd better bite a pillow, she's going in dry.
>>25859858
Thanks for the pep-talk, Twinkleshine.
>>25859866
>implying sweet gentle Twinkleshine would dry-fuck Anon
>implying she wouldn't use plenty of lube, go slow, letting him relax and loosen up at his own pace, and tenderly love his as with her horn
>>25859868
ur welcome fampai
I recommend jumping from a really tall building so you'll at least get a sense of what flying is like before you die
>>25859872
>horn
if that's what you think man, I won't tell you otherwise
>>25859877
Just imagine the pavement is the sound barrier.
Throw your hands behind you and do that sonic rainboom like you've always dreamed.
>>25859877
That's some solid advice. I can pretend I'm doing a Sonic Rainboom.
I go to Equestria when I die, right?
>>25859885
>not wanting to be anally penetrated by unicorn horn
What are you, some kinda faggot?
>>25859465
Oh shit, I've been there.
But really it was a warning, I would host a bunch of circle jerks and have laid low for such a long time it doesn't even matter.
>>25859888
of course
we all do, right? our own perfect version of equestria, where we can live all the dreams and fantasies we've been having for five years now
>>25859898
Well I really want to make a good first impression. So I'll dress like a Wonderbolt, and go skydiving, much higher up than a a tall building. I'll take my shoot off and shove it away so there's no going back. Equestria, here I come.
>>25859888
Trips confirm. Godspeed, Sidewalk Rainboom Man.
>>25859892
I'd rather take her 16'' dick
so yeah, a faggot
>>25859526
Found the subhuman
t. Ben Zonah
>>25859898
I want to tug that tail...
>>25859926
it would be extremely painful
>>25859712
While true the boards had better times arguing against them is like arguing against facts - if you manage to do it, you can be happy, like saying the sun being in the sky doesn't make it day and warmer than night
>>25859931
You're a big mare, 16" apparently.
>>25859934
FOR YOU
cockshaming is her fetish
Greentext time
>>25859944
>"Wait, you're 16" for me? Twinkleshine, I, I don't know if I can take that." Anon sputtered
>Twinkleshine grinned slyly, her horn glowing, as if casting a spell to change her anatomy.
>"Was casting a spell part of your plan?" Anon asked, knowing where this was going.
>"Of course." She replied.
>"What's the next step of your master plan?" Anon queried.
>>25859357
I woke up, didn't I? So no, Twinkie, I did not have a nice day.
I liked the idea of the sexy slumber party from the other night better.
>>25859984
>You will never feel a hoof spreading a pore-clearing face mask on you while your hair is braided by unicorn magic
>>25859866
Oh boy thats what I always wanted. Thx /mlp/
>>25860000
At least I can check those quads.
>>25859357
No, I have a string of shitty days for a while now. I don`t know what I want from my life. Not even fallout or any other game does it for me.
>>25859864
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>25859357
I need a drink, do you have any money?
>>25860000
How do you clean pores that way?
>>25859357
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>25860026
Go on a hike in the woods.
>>25859357
i pulled a muscle in my back or something and am in extreme pain when getting out of bed and i have not slept in 30 hours because people keep making me do stuff
>>25859656
hawt - now if only someone who could actually draw would take this idea further.
It was going okay, then I decided to visit a pony board cause 'hey I like that show ' and 'I bet it will be fun'. Now I'm full of shame and cringe.
>>25862653
At least we're self aware of our autism here unlike the rest of this godforsaken fandom.
>>25859507
>once upon a time there was a mong named anon and some no name unicorn whore
>and then they fucked
>the end
There's your green nigger.
>>25859357
Yeah, a Merry Christmas to you too. Cunt.
Twinklebump
>>25862967
They're happier than us, though.
Is it better to see yourself for who you are and hate it, or be blissfully ignorant?
