Can we get a Derpy thread around here?
Only if your write some green.
>>25857913
Fuck no. Derpy is overrated and is literally the worst pone on the show.
>>25857924
I've never written any green before and If I did, its gonna be shit. Im fucking horrible at it
>>25857938
>Overrated
>Worst pone
Die slowly
>>25857938
Don't you be talking shit about my waifu.
>fists clenched and sweating bullets
>you finally worked up enough nerve to tell her how you feel
>she's sitting at her desk eating a muffin
>brilliant sunshine streams in through the window, making her mane shine with the radiance of liquid gold
>"H-hey, derpy..."
>She turns around and faces you
>Derpy stares deeply into you with one of her eyes, the other fixated on the ceiling
>"I just wanted to let you know that you're a really cute horse."
>Derpy blushes hotly and nearly chokes on her muffin
>Completely overwhelmed with excitement, she lifts off from her chair and flies as fast as she can
>She slams into the wall, hard
>You walk over to her
>She fucking died
This was my first green story. Did I do good?
>>25858257
7/10 it was alright.
>>25858348
What was wrong with it?
>>25858397
Not enough sex.
Anyone have the green from that whole Derpy prom general?
>>25857938
>derpy is worst
>not twist or pip
>>25858631
Derpy is good
