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2015-12-22 16:16:01 Post No. 25850329
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2015-12-22 16:16:01
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>"Hey Anon did you take out the traaash?"
"No."
>You say stuffing your mouth full of chips.
>Some of them messily falling over your stained white wifebeater as you watch re-runs of Jerry Springer.
>"When are you going to stop watching porn and start taking responsibility?"
"Gee I dunno, when are you gonna stop being such a cunty purple bitch of a wife huh?"
>"Did you pay the cable bill Anon, there's this new show I wanna watch and it's on at 3:00."
"Yeah, don't worry about it."
>"Did you make payments on the mortgage?"
"You know, you're a fuckin Princess, I don't understand why you ain't got the dosh to shell out for this shit yourself."
>"I'm the Princess of Friendship, not the Princess of Finance, money can't buy friends after all."
"Ok first of all, money can buy friends, and secondly, are you telling me that the only person bringing in income is me, and you got the fuckin gall to sit there and bitch at me!"
>Twilight starts crying,
>"W-why are you yelling at me?"
"Oh don't you fucking start, oh here come the water-works, better call the fucking waaambulance, whittle Twi is about to have a meltdown!"
>"You know, I don't see why you have to act like a child every time I try to get you to do something, I mean you work at a convenience store for crying out loud! Meanwhile I'm stuck here taking care of your two children, which by the way, are both humans because you INSISTED I mate with you in the human world. And now here we are!"
"Boo hoo it's so hard to stay home and take care of babies!"
>"Yeah, it IS hard, I've got to do all the cooking, all the cleaning, all of the check balancing, you don't take fiscal responsibility for anything and you make outrageous purchases that WE can never afford!"
