"I'm off to go fight in the war, wish me luck Anon!"
>>25839273
>skirt
>Kalishnikov
> 70's US army uniform
> 70's US army helmet
>in grey camo
>no body armor
>no radio
Well it was nice knowing you, 'cause whatever army is desperate enough to issue that gear is going to get absolutely rekt.
>>25839772
Chechens get desperate so they force the Russians to fight their waifus
>>25839780
Chechens did nothing wrong.
>>25839846
>Chechens
>nuffin wrong
pick one
>>25839862
Go away ruski.
>>25839273
You're joining the Resistance?
TRAITOR!
>>25839273
It ain't me
>>25839951
IT AIN´T ME
>>25839958
I ain't no senator's son, son.
>>25839983IT AIN`T ME
>>25839772
"Sorry Commander, Is this better?"
>>25840421
I like how you ruffed up her hair, looks good in the helmet. could have done better on the flag, should have been the /mlp/ flag
>>25839273
>>25840421
>US Army
everytime
>>25840438
>>25840466
"Ready for deployment sir!"
![[US Army Intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mShHIzQ.jpg "[US Army Intensifies].jpg")
>>25840583
>>25840617
"What are your orders?"
>>25839273
Put out that cigarette soldier!
You don't want the chinks to smell us from a mile away, don't you?
>>25840673
we have heard from sources one of your friends may be a spy for the french....applejack has been i dentified as a traitor and is to be taken out!
>>25840673
First off get rid off that crap gun and get a real one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJAsdTGX-9Y
>>25840673
>no sidearm
are you even trying?
"What was our first mission again?"
>>25840874
Destroy bugs
>>25840799
"Well then what the heck am I supposed to do with this?
>>25839273
"Okay, good luck. Love you sweetie, see you for dinner."
>Twilight kisses your cheek and happily skips out
>Another day, another "war"
>You thank your possibly existent god that THIS Earth's version of war was basically large scale debates that are all a part of a collection of "wars"
>Instead of burning Jews, Hitler ran racial tariffs that made him very unpopular
>Your girlfriend is a hero and is in no risk of getting turned into a bloody paste
>It's good to be you
>>25841117
1. Deploy bipod
2. Point at enemy
3. Shoot at them in short, controlled bursts, while other troops flank the enemy position.
>>25839772
There's actually units of Kurdish women fighting ISIS.
Apparently, if they get killed by women, no going to virginland.
>>25841117
That's a big gun
>>25839273
Do it for the Empire, Twilight. Show the Rebel-Scum our power.
>>25839273
How does it feel being massive overglorified tool?
>>25841524
That's absolutely fucking fantastic.
>>25840799
>Crap gun
>one supply cost compared to 3 supply points
>one shot kill to stomach and chest along with ap ammo.
>>25841965
Somebody's mad. Did a GI kek you Anon?
i aint no fortunate son
You're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback.
>>25843936
>why'd you join the marines Twighlight?
>I wanted to be the first pony on my block to get a confirmed kill.
>>25843936
>>25840421
That's a negitive private. In fact you look like a soup sandwich. Didn't you get the memo on the new OCP? Of course not. Your a failure to this unit. I can't believe you got through basic and don't know your shit. Hooyah!
>>25839273
>>25840421
>>25840583
>>25840673
>>25840874
TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S PLANE WAS SHOT DOWN OVER THE SEA OF JAPAN
It spun in...
There were no survivors.
>>25844149
>There were no survivors.
Bane?
>>25839273
Hey, Twilight. I see you've just joined the Army. I'm an Army vet myself, you know. How do you think I taught Our Town how to march and parade?
Sing with me, Twilight! Prove to me that you're worthy of a sergeant's chevrons.
>Oh, they've got no time for glory in the Infantry.
>Oh, they've got no use for praises loudly sung,
>But in every soldier's heart in all the Infantry
>Shines the name, shines the name of Rodger Young.
>>25841550
You're dead. The Empire is dead.
ALL HAIL THE FIRST ORDER!
>>25844662
The First Order is a ripoff of Nazis
>>25843901
projecting much, private?
>>25844721
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
>>25844721
b-but muh evil troops tropes
>>25845200
Is it bad that I thought it looked cool? It is isn't it?
>>25839273
Does anyone else find girls in military uniforms sexy?
>>25844721
>the original trilogy empire wasnt space nazis
>>25847807
How was the OT even vaguely space Nazis?
>>25847736
Fucking kill yourself faggot
>>25848652
In an era of Lazy Fat Tumblrites you'd bash a lady who wants to put on a Military Uniform?
>>25848652
Would you fiddle wartwis diddle?
>>25841524
Based kurds
>>25848722
jesus christ what kind of mutatet landwhale is that?
>>25849033
It's acceptable for women to destroy their bodies like this here in America.
>>25846956
Nah m8, they looked badass.
>inb4 literally belongs in the trash
>>25849090
Why? Why is this being accepted? I mean, I'm very much of the progressive mindset, but why is it considered OK for anybody to kill themselves like this? I thought suicide was considered illegal.
>>25849420
Can you imagine what kind of bangin body is underneath that suit of stormtrooper armor?
I want to Fuck Phasma while she keeps her helmet on.
>>25848563
>stormtroopers
>authoritarian government
>worship of supreme leader bordering on religious fervor
>obsession with building giant superweapons that sound really cool on paper but have glaring design flaws in reality
>officers wear nazi style uniforms
Are you retarded?
>>25840421
The gun swap. You swapped your reliable AK for that thing? Why not just shoot yourself and have done with it?
>>25849500
>1947 model kalishnikov
>better than the M16A2
Better than the M16? Yes. The M16A1? Yes. But the M16A2 onwards? No.
>>25844155
Thanks for reminding me of that moment in MASH Captain Bringdown.
I want to see pictures of ponies/ponyhumans in Military Uniforms
So, from what I'm seeing here, she hasn't actually done any war stuff and you guys have just been jacking off over guns the whole time, correct?
>>25850769
I wanted some green too, but I guess what else can you expect right?
I wanna see Twilight go to war where the fuck is my green?
>>25849426
You don't have to imagine, Anon.
This is her.
>>25839951
>>25839958
>>25839983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
>>25849425
because some women are lazy and stupid
>>25842509
my nigga
>>25839273
"With your shield or on it, Twilight."
>>25849500
It's called slavshit for a reason.
>>25853291
I wasn't being specific to any gender. Being an unhealthy fat fuck isn't good for anyone.
>inb4 tumblr
>>25840583
You've got a lot to learn rookie.
>>25840874
You guessed it fighting patrol time.
