"Anon! Could you help me this Hearth's Warming? I have to deliver presents to all the good little Foals this year since Luna is sick, and I have to do it all in one night!"
>>25831143
>"Mom, she got in again."
>>25831143
I'd be glad to help. I've got just the thing to deliver to all the good little fillies and colts.
>>25831143
No, Christmas is for children and faggots.
>OP's fw
>>25831143
Why would Luna deliver presents? Was she always the one who delivered presents? If so, isn't that like Krampus delivering all the Christmas gifts?
>>25831177
>Christmas
>Not Hearth's Warming
fuck off.
>>25831184
She is literally fucking Santa, what is the difference?
>>25831178
Think about it. she's Princess of the night, she has to deliver all the presents in one night...which can be as long as she wants it.
>>25831189
not sure. just wanted to find a reason to tell you to fuck off.
>>25831204
>being this butthurped about Christmas
>>25831143
Sure, but how much can I really do ? I'll run to the nearest 10 homes or so but ill be knackered after that. I don't really know how much I can help you with all the presents purple book horse.
>>25831222
Nice trips, but they won't save you from my public education, because I actually paid attention!
but Christmas has 'Christ' in the name and Jesus Christ is fake and never existed ever. The history books have been altered to pander to Christians oh I'm sorry...I mean, Idiots that beleive in a magical sky man that science has already proven as an impossibility.
>>25831247
you're the fucking elf.
>>25831256
>being a theist
>>25831267
>Being an ist
>>25831256
>le bingbong maymay
>muh atheism
Back to reddit please
>>25831267
O don't believe almighty science because meme.
>>25831275
>>25831321
>implying
>>25831330
>lying
>>25831299
But Reddit is filled with Christians and millennials from upper middle-class families! I don't wanna go back!
>>25831177
>not celebrating the solstice
What are you, a faggot?
