>"Nightmare night! What a fright! Give us something sweet to bite!"
>"Come on, Anon. What's the matter?"
>"Don't you have anything for us to bite?"
>>25802881
>Anon glares at the girls.
>"Y-You're supposed to say something like "*unzips dick*"
>He glares harder
>"At least say something! Anything! We made greentext and everything!"
>A blood vessel pops in his eye
>"Okay, okay, we're leaving..."
"Ugh. Finally."
>Anon goes back to shitposting
>>25802922
parody green is so much better nowadays.
>>25802881
>>sweetie in full tatchi vamp garb
I will give her all the candy then encourage her to have her vampire thralls learn their place to earn it.
>>25802881
>Vampires
Not even once.
>>25802881
Sorry girls, you're off by about two months.
>>25802881
Babs is fatter than that
No, I'm not a pedophile
And, I'm calling your parents for dressing in such provocative outfits! Have some decency!
>>25802881
IT'S FUCKING DECEMBER, THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG
>that scooter
>>25802881
>>"Don't you have anything for us to bite?"
*sigh* here we go again
>>25804672
>*cooter
ftfy
>>25806516
Fuck off.
>>25802881
I remember that thread
>>25802881
I have something that makes you see everything as candy.
>They take his drug and proceed to suck his dick, thinking it was candy.
>But Anon made sure to make them think that this candy was like a jawbreaker.
>>25802881
Sweetie looks dapper as fuck.
>>25802881
>"Bite me."
>Door slams in there faces as the children hear the sound of Anon cackling as he eats candy.
grils pls its december and too cold for you to be out here dressed like that
