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>"I want to bear your child, anon!"
>"Make me a mother!"
Too vanilla for /mlp/ I guess. For what it's worth though, it is my fetish.
>>25791063
But Rarity...We are not of the same species, so we cannot reproduce as nature intended.But thank you for fulfilling my impregnation fetish.
>>25791063
I can't help you with that. A human and pony literally cannot bear a child together. Tis impossible, m'dear.
![rarity_eqg__wondercolts_pose_by_caliazian-d6orqxc[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GO3DA8d.png "rarity_eqg__wondercolts_pose_by_caliazian-d6orqxc[1].png")
>>25791154
>>25791155
Humans and ponies can totally interbreed.
Where do you think EQGs come from?
>>25791063
Rarity, will you be my mommy gf?
>>25791206
>>25791206
Sure, Anon!
>>25791063
"Well your forms checked out and everything is completely satisfactory on our end."
>You place the stack of forms to the side and smile.
"Rarity you are now the proud mother of Nyx!"
>You wave your arm towards the slowly opening door and watch as the little filly walks out beaming at her new mother.
>>25791063
But Rarity, I want you to bear Spike's child
>>25791063
And have to pay your worthless ass child support when you inevitably run out on me?
No thanks.
>>25791191
/r/ing a green of fucking EQ Rarity, who then time travels to the beginning of the EQ universe and then fucks pony flash, thus creating her own race.
Why must you taunt me.
>you will never marry Rarity and raise children with her
>you will never meet a woman you love as much as rarara
>you will never make Rarity a mother
Not even joking, this seriously hurt.
>>25791063
Uh, Rarity? There's just one eensie-weensie problem with your request...
>>25791063
>"..I'm sorry, what?"
>'Put a foal in me, darling.'
>"Rarity, I'm a grown man who finds it a chore to change my underwear, w-what would a career driven ambitious mare like yourself see in me as a provider and father?"
>'Oh Anonymous, darling, the ways here are NOTHING like you've explained how they are where you come from. Here I'D be the breadwinner and expected to provide for YOU, silly~"
>'..Reeeeheeeheeeheeaaaaaally?'
>>25791063
>World of magic ponies
>catbirds, manitcores, etc
>MAGIC
>Can't cross-species reproduce
Fuck this gay earth
>>25792914
>Rarity will never come across a pudgy, emotionally-stunted grown manchild
>Rarity will never see you as the archetypical animu shut-in girl
>Rarity will never realize that she would be your world if she shows you the kindness you never knew, and never believed you deserved.
>Rarity will never pull you out of your shell.
>Rarity will never help you grow as a person.
>Rarity will never receive your unwavering devotion.
>Rarity will never feel lonely because her fashion career makes most stallions think she's a dyke.
>Rarity will never feel reason to wake up in the morning now that she has you.
>Rarity will never feel like her business is the only thing she has in her life that makes it worth living.
>Rarity will never finally stop feeling empty.
>Rarity will never ask for your hand in marriage.
>Rarity will never ask for a child.
>Rarity will never get Twilight (the best pone at magic) to make it possible.
>Rarity will never let you fuss over her during the pregnancy.
>Rarity will never ask you to stay by her side during the birth.
>Rarity will never grip your hand so hard that it hurts.
>Rarity will never hold your offspring in her arms.
>Rarity will never tell you how glad she is that she married you.
>Rarity will never finally make you feel loved.
>Rarity will never make this life feel worth living.
>Rarity will never be real.
>>25795153
I am sad beyond all reason at this moment.
>>25795192
It hurt even more for me to write it.
>>25791136
You gotta sauce for the rest of the image looking at the filename I realised Trixie is apparently supposed to be there...
>>25791379
>having to pay a successful business owner child support
Ha. Just admit that you're a nigger and would likely be the one actually running away.
>>25795294
I wouldn't mind either. Going through the booru with what little tags there are in the picture haven't led me to the prize.
>>25791239
I like it
>>25795153
... Damn. Legitimate loving Rarity... That hit harder thanI thought it would.
The Rarity in this thread just seems so out-of-character
>>25794936
10/10
>>25791063
I'm sorry but it can never be
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>>25791988
>flash
>Discover that Rarity only married you as a trophy husband,
>Discover that Satyr children are considered like Asians in our world.
>Only married you for social standings.
>Leaves you alone most days,
>Discovering she fucks stallions at work,
>She conforts you and tells you it's only... for a job.
>Be replaced when a Black anon comes to ponyvile, so she can have even rarer black Satyr baby.
>Be filmed on where are they now, living in a homeless shelter remembering how it used to be.
>>25797111
>"I had never really expected to end like this"
>You wipe a tear as you look into the camera.
"Anon please tell us how you meet the fashionista Rarity Belle"
>"That was a long, long time ago"
>You relax into the old junk sofa, barely missing the broken spring.
>"It was a hot sticky night and I was alone."
WAVY FLASHBACK SCENE...
(Anyone want this?)
>>25797111
>>25797145
Literally no. This is the urban definition of a kekold story
>>25797111
>>25797145
no fuck off kekfag
>>25797185
>>25797190
Thanks didn't feel like writing.
>>25797246
Yes you did faggot or you wouldn't have asked. Be real
>>25795153
>tfw you want this so much that you know on some level you'll be disappointed in your future choice in wife
>tfw no matter how beautiful or caring or how much you have her call you 'darling' during sex she will never be your first choice
>tfw you'll never be allowed your first choice
>>25797369
!5N3PBHNITY is that you?
>>25797675
>mfw I know exactly what movie this is, and the exact contextGod I feel pathetic...
>>25796517
how do you know she's out of character? for all you know, she may very well want this, you don't know her secret interests
and don't pull that "Applejack lied, so she's out of character" bs
>>25795068
who said that? I don't remember anyone saying that. So you're just going to assume it's not going to work?
>>25791154
>Giving up before you even tried
>>25791063
"Ah... Nice to meet you too."
>>25800430
.... do it, we need this
>>25792877
I want the "females" on this board to stop commenting about how they are a "female" every time this or similar things come up.
>>25791063
>>25791154
There are part tree part wolves and part eagle part lions in this universe.
I think anything can breed with anything here.
>>25802308
Not only that, but with the vast number of intelligent species around, interspecies relationships must be perfectly normal.
>>25795153
>>25801599
this is the only board on 4chan where I honestly cannot imagine female posters existing
if we actually discussed the show that'd be one thing but literally like 90% of our threads are wish-fulfillment fanfiction about a male self-insert fucking horses and the other 10% is shitposting
>>25802578
I'd say they're around. There are a few threads of show discussion, but I think they die out because there isn't much discussion in them and they decide to blame the generals. Only time I see show discussion is when a new episode comes out.
That's a discussion for another time and another anonymous though.
>You will never be surprised by Rarity asking for your seed.
>You will never blankly stare as you try to stutter a response.
>You will never be reassured by Rarity that she'll be the breadwinner for you and your foal.
>You will never feel Rarity's tail wrap around your thigh as she gives you a wide smile.
>You will never agree to her request and catch her as she jumps into your arms and madly giggles. (pic related)
>You will never make small talk with her as she gives you directions to her home.
>You will never have her make you a custom suit.
>You will never lock up the shop after changing and strip for her arousal.
>You will never feel embarrassed by your pudginess as you flail about awkwardly.
>You will never be encouraged by Rarity whistling and throwing bits at your feet.
>You will never strip down to the speedo and bow tie she made for you.
>You will never take advantage of your newfound self esteem and sweep her off her legs.
>You will never carry the giggling mare to upstairs to her bedroom and lock the door behind you.
>You will never gently lay the mare down in bed and proceed to kiss her.
>You will never be told that you can skip the foreplay.
>You will never be smacked by the riding crop as you go to remove her drenched black lace panties.
>You will never be told to remove them with your mouth.
>You will never smell and taste Rarity's arousal as you tug down on her undergarment.
>You will never feel her magic envelope your banana hammock and slowly tug it downward.
>You will never gasp as her magic strokes your erect cock.
>You will never apologize for having a smaller dick than the stallions of her world.
>You will never hear her giggle and reassure you that size isn't everything.
>You will never wipe away your tears and embrace her once more as her magic continues stroking.
>You will never feel her tongue invade your mouth as your hand plays with her slit.
>You will never break the kiss and watch as the strand of saliva connects yours lips together.
>>25802796
>You will never be able to lick her juices off your fingers and share them with her.
>You will never share that intimate moment of penetration as your head slowly disappears into her folds.
>You will never share a throaty moan with Rarity as you go further into her passage and hilt.
>You will never shudder from the sensation of her walls squeezing around your prick.
>You will never give off a surprised moan as she wraps her forelegs around you and pulls you in for a kiss.
>You will never start to slowly piston in and out as you relish her flesh griping around you.
>You will never marvel how tight she can be as fluid continually gush out of her.
>You will never cry out as she bites your shoulder as she reaches her first climax.
>You will never chuckle when she asks if you enjoyed yourself.
>You will never tell her that you'd just started as you vigorously thrust back into her.
>You will never enjoy her pleasured moans and gasps as your balls slapped against her dripping petals.
>You will never wish for earplugs as she screams your name after her third orgasm.
>You will never feel the edge approaching as her screams slowly turn to mindless mumbling.
>You will never steal the longest kiss from her as you reach the point of no return.
>You will never feel your cock twitching violently as it shoots off thick ropey strands of semen deep into her womb.
>You will never roll over holding Rarity in places as she wheezes into your chest.
>You will never feel her slowly grinding her hips into yours as her instincts take over.
>You will never admire her face as her tongue lolled out the side of her mouth.
>You will never fall asleep and hear the quiet pop of your flaccid cock sliding out of her well basted pussy.
>You will never wake up with Rarity in your arms and be told those three words that every human wants to hear.
>You will never tear up when Rarity says I love you.
>You will never have to have biweekly sex because Rarity doesn't feel any different.
>>25802808
>You will never finally have an overjoyed Rarity give you the good news that you're going to be a father.
>You will never be surprised to start a new life with Rarity and your new foal.
>You will never ever experience such happiness anonymous.
>So the question of why even truly is the one that matters the most.
>>25791063
ok
>>25795153
o-oh
>>25802578
There are women who are into the fetishy sort of stuff that gets posted. If I had to guess, they'd lurk around submission is mandatory or colt cuddlers.
Similarly, part of the magic of all these smut threads is finding new fetishes to be into. I once wrote a story with Celestia eating a sandwich with cum inside, and it got a gay guy aroused. Sexiness isn't necessarily logical.
>>25803711
That was you? Shit, son, that was GOOD.
>tfw you will never EVER raise a child with Rarity
