>>25782298
only the ones one the far right and left

>>25782298
i'm gay.
FOR THAT HORSE PUSSY

>>25782307
dammit
*on
and I meant I like those

>>25782298
I never said that, I just think you're all fags

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>>25782298
Who said I didn't like you?

>>25782298
Because you look like shit

>>25782298
No hooves, no horse pussy, no winking, no mane and tail, I could keep going.

>>25782298
Because teenage girls are the most uninteresting thing on the planet

t. a girl who is teenaged.

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>>25782298

"Why don't I like you? YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS!"
>They stand, mouths agape at your outburst
>Rarity: "That's rather rude Anonymous."
"Rude? Every day you're all asking me to sit at your lunch table, or inviting me to a party, or some other bullshit!"
>Arms waving to express your point, you start to step back
"I don't know any of you, none of you know me, yet you all keep trying to put in in porno teir situations!"
>Slinging your backpack over a shoulder, you turn to leave
>Only to walk headfirst into Principal Celestia's bosum
>Celestia: "Oh my, Anonymous, you need to be more careful, why don't you come by my office after school?"
"FUCK OFF."
>You run, away from these crazy fucking women
>Hiding in the bathroom, you catch your breath
>Inside a stall, you can hear the blatant sobbing of what sounds like Trixie, who emerges after a moment
>"Oh Anon, I'm so upset right now, if only somebody would comfort me and stick their coc-"
"FUCKING CHRIST."
>You bolt from the room, out the front door, and collapse on the front lawn of Canterlot High School
>Twilight Sparkle approaches you and rests a hand on your shoulder
>"Anon, you look upset, it there something I can do to you to help you
>Ignoring her choice of words, you cast your gaze upwards, to the clouds
"Damn the bastard who dictates my existence, I just want to eat my lunch in peace."
>The Writefag God chuckles, adjusts his underwear, and continues typing at his keyboard

1/Infinity

>>25782391
Please do.

>>25782494
No snout, clothes, no sexy legs, no coat

>>25782524
No ponut

>>25782524
>no horns
>no wings
>no special eye colors
>no ponut

>>25782561
>no special eye colors
Are you colorblind or some shit? EQG versions have the same eye colors as the ponies.

>>25782456
kek

>>25782298
I like you all except for Dash
because I love my Dashie

>>25782524
Autism tbhh

>>25782711
>Not being a bestialityfag
Just go

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>I don't masturbate to human women, mostly because I've never been with one

>>25782298
I'll take the most human looking one on the far right as best everything, thank you very much.

>>25782298
I like that you have feet but not horse pussies or ponuts, or tails, or ears, or any of their tendencies.

>>25782754
If you really have been with them, you would understand how much they suck.
Sure the vag is alright, but not the other shit you have to put up with to get your dick wet.

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>>25782456
Clever as fuck/10

>>25782298
>No Hooves

>>25782754
Yeah, totally, because unlike real women, I've actually been with a magical talking horse in real life.

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>>25783333
Quads confirm. Tell us, Anon, how exactly...?

>>25782909
V. Nice fan

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>>25783333
>I've actually been with a magical talking horse in real life.

Well...the quads don't lie, I guess...

>>25783333
tell us your secret, quad man

>>25784295
>not devouring the heart of the unicorn-tier rare pure virgin to gain entrance to equestria

>>25782391
>this desu senpai

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>>25782456

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cause them Crystal Prep bitches are way hotter.

>>25782298
Because, I don't like myself, and it gets hard being comfortable around people as happy and positive and seemingly fulfilled as you, even if you think your friendliness is enough to help me understand what it means to stop always thinking so negatively of myself, and finally be genuine.

Truth is, I'm not there yet.
A lot of us aren't.

>"..."
>"What?"
>"I think Anon had some bad tacos at lunch today."

>>25782787
wot

>>25782798
That's why you stick with mares, Anon. They only expect your love and food. downside no foals

>>25785343
Man that's some shit hair

>>25782456
Go on based Writefriend

>>25786633
This

>no style
>no grace
>funny face

How can I like others if I hate myself

>>25787875
Better than u tbhonest familu