They don't know.
They will never know.
>>25772773
maybe they do know and don't want you to know they know
>>25772738
My parents don't care and think it's just similar to pokemon and whatever. All cartoons look the same to them.
>>25772804
Or maybe they know that I know that they know. So they just know not to admit that they know. So as not to confirm that I know they know.
My mom likes the show and doesent live with me, my best friend made fun of me all the time until he left his phone laying around and I found a shit ton of rainbow dash pics on it and my dad doesent dare say anything because he lives at my house and im 23 by the way in alabama
>>25772738
They don't know, only had a slip up once.
>Watching pone.
>Dad walks by.
>Don't notice like i usually do.
>Too late to switch tabs.
>Full screen pone.
>Fuck, play it cool."What you watching Powerpuff Girls?"
>Used to watch together when i was young."Yea something like that."
mfw He keeps walking.
>>25772738
My mom thought I was buying the toys so I could tear them apart and rape them
>>25772892
You mean you weren't
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bqMeKz6MuJ
Nobody gave a shit.
>>25772904
Not like making a vagina slit, even though I don't ruin my plushies by doing that.
She thought I was literally fantasizing about mutilating them, and fucking their wounds. Cutting their heads off to fuck their neck holes and shit.
I have never felt more insulted.never heard that REEEE before
>>25772988
So what your saying is you do fuck them?
If that's the case she's right.
Pic related pretty much sums it up.
>>25773030
No, I said I don't ruin my plushies by slicing vagina slits into them.
D-O N-O-T
I could just by a fleshlight if I was that desperate.
>>25772738
"What's that on your key-chain?"
>"A pony.
"A pony?
>"Yup."
"Why a pony? Are you seeing someone?"
>"Nah, I just like them."
"Oh...Huh."
As long as I'm not dead I could not fuck it up anymore.
>>25772904
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bqMeKz6MuJ
I didn't know Buu visited /mlp
>>25772738
No one cares, but my dad gives me shit every once in a while. Because you know, that's how dads are.
1. He'll say something "rainbow rush" every once in a while, and pretend to sing the, as he put it, "my little ponies" part
2. A coulple of days ago, he brought up the time I watched the season 5 premier on the living room TV. Only one that had digital cable on it. "I still can't believe I came out here and you were watching that"
My response to any of that was a light chuckle, head shake, and a sarcastic "love you too Dad" response.
>>25772904
please link the source of that reee
>>25772738
Mom: "Whatever makes you happy I don't care."
Dad: Something along the lines of "Son are you gay or something? It's ok if you are."
"No Dad, its just a show I like and I enjoy using it to make people feel uncomfortable, as well as a community of people that use it to make sick jokes."
"Okay son, whatever makes you happy."
My mom knew so little about MLP that she bought be a cheap Gen 3 styrofoam pony for a dollar as a joke for my birthday.
>At least she tried.
>>25773316
that's good tbqh
/mlp/ has one seriously powerful ally
>>25772738
They don't give a shit. In fact, they don't give a shit about me for like 5 or more years ago...
>>25772738
>implying I have or will ever reveal my power lever
>>25772891
>Parents come to help me move house
>I cleared up best I could before they arrived
>Place still a miess
>Thought I'd hidden all my pony evidence
>Mom: Honey I found some old bits of crap on the floor here whilst sorting waste paper
>What do you want done with them?
>Points to them on floor while cleaning window.
>One is a little promo card for a French convention.
>OH SHIT
>Wait
>Was folded over, blank on back
>Kinda hard to notice unless you opened it and looked.
>Asked to sort this shit, mom hadn't seen it.
R-r-right?
>>25772738
Why would my family know or care ?
Are you implying MLP is the only questionable thing you do/watch ?
Gochuumon wa usagi desu ka, now that's something hard to explain. They still don't care and neither do i.
>>25772738
they´ve seen me do weirder shit
ponys are pretty tame
They didn't because they don't know
Daily reminder that if you like something, you don't have to share it with your family and friends, and expect that they will not judge you.
>>25772880
>my best friend made fun of me all the time until he left his phone laying around and I found a shit ton of rainbow dash pics on it
and you're still friend with such an hypocrite fag?
>>25772738
Well they liked my Luna plush.
>>25772738
my mom bought me pony shit
Why would you ever tell anyone? What do you gain? Acceptance? Hide your shame like every other person.
family doesn't know and probably wouldn't care
friends bought me a pony plush for my birthday as a joke
twice, because i had multiple groups of friends, so now I have a plush RD and Twilicorn.
pretty okay with this
everyone's just okay with it, why should they care
>>25772821
>My parents don't care and think it's just similar to pokemon and whatever. All cartoons look the same to them
This pretty much. I have pony merch laying around as well as plenty of other dorky shit, I highly doubt my 60 something year old parents are in tune enough with cartoon trends to even know what MLP or bronies are...
Mother thinks it's cute.
Father didn't give a shit.
My mom walked in on me watching it once and gave me shit for about two weeks. "Isn't that a little girls show? You don't really like it do you? So why were you watching it then?"
Ive make special sure never to be watching it when she's around again.
Parents didn't give a shit as long as I was passing my classes
Sister on the other hand
>has aspergers out the ass
>didn't really interact her prior due to having little common ground to talk about
>she finds out about me and ponies
>decide to show her a few episodes
>she's instantly hooked
>now it's all she'll talk about around me since it's the only thing she and I both like
>took her to one of the Hot Topics so she could buy some of the figurines
>she doesn't get social cues and the fact liking ponies is a bit unusual
>starts chatting up the store clerk on if she watches mlp
>store clerk politely tells her that she works 3 jobs and doesn't really have time to sit down and watch it
>still doesn't get social cues
>keeps pressing by saying she should just buy the dvd collection online (basically just canaried what her dad got her for Christmas)
>clerk politely states that, again, doesn't have time
>continues to bring it up saying she could just pull it up on YouTube
>finally chime in and tell her that the lady is busy and doesn't have time
>she finally drops it
>mouth "sorry" to the clerk
>pay for our crap and leave
>>25772904
Oh man my sides
>>25772738
Why do you keep making these threads?
>>25772904
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bqMeKz6MuJ
nice reddit cancer
