>"I've got you now Anon. Let's see you meme your way out of this one"
>>25761066
Quick! Twilight! You got Dubs! Check em!
>>25761066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0
I'll just play this...
>memed
>>25761066
I want to cum insideTwilight Sparkle
>>25761066
Never gonna give you up
>>25761076
Listen to the bughorse
Check your dubs and calm down
>>25761090
well meme'd
>>25761066
I want to suck on Twittlelight Spickle's horn
>>25761066
'k
hows it feel having your own tricks used against you?
nothin' personal, Kid.
>>25761066
i'm a big guy...FOR YOU! SUPLEX!
>>25761066
>memes in almost 2016
>>25761066
>Hanging upside down in Twilight's telekinetic grip, you cross your arms over your head and nod.
"So it seems."
>You stare at Purple Nurple for a long moment.
>Then, opening your mouth, you say two, simple words."Build it."
>At once, the space between you becomes a flurry of activity.
>Small, stinky men illegally enter into Equestria through a two-and-a-half dimensional whole
>They blabber in their native Bean Tongue as they erect a giant fixture between you and Princess Piggy.
>Then, just as quickly as they appeared, the stinky figures vanish back to their home; but not before cleaning out Rarity's gem stockpile.
>As the marshmallow pony wails across town, Twilight calls out to you through the wall.
>"That's all very impressive Anonymous, but I don't have to keep eye contact to maintain the spell."
"I know."
>Reaching out, you touch the wall.
>It lurches.
>It sways.
>And then it collapses on top of Twilight.
>As you pick yourself up from the ground, nursing the bump on your head and dusting yourself off, you fix the rubble with a glare.
"There's a reason why the Made in America sticker matters."
The power of Christ compels you
>>25761213
What's this? A thread woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees should solve this!
>>25761066
>RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
>>25761223
>filename
I chuckled
GlimGlam Thread!!
>>25761066
>rape
>>25761066
>>25761122
dubs<double dubs
I agree
>>25761190
Y'know, this has me thinking. Like 95% of all AiE stories involve Anon being immune to magic, but the idea of Anon being a literal mememancer? That sounds like it'd produce some keks.
>>25761709
It might be good for a few laughs, but it wouldn't age well at all. Within three months it'd be forgotten because we'd have moved onto the next forced thing. Case in point >>25761471
>>25761076
I've seen your attempts elsewhere cheeselegs, they haven't been successful.
>>25761122
any savvy anon edit this to say teleports in?
>>25761853
So are you saying youwitnessed
these dubs?
>>25761066
>Glancing at your HUD, you are dangerously low on dank memes.
>You look right and left, but find nothing meme worthy.
>You gulp as Twilight advances on you, her magic glowing threateningly.
>Twilight backs you against the wall, sweat now pouring down your face.
>She could have ended this easily, but she wants to see you squirm it appears.
>"I'll be fair and give you once chance to meme, or you could surrender now. But if you try to meme and fail..."
>Twi chuckles darkly.
>"You'll wish you hadn't."
"..."
What do you do? Evens win, odds fail. Dubs amplify the outcome.
>>25761066
"Nothin personnel...kid..."
>And then Anon puked spaghetti everywhere, drowning Ponyville in marinara sauce.
>Twilight released her telekinetic grip on Anon as she was overpowered by the pasta avalanche, and Anon surfed the tidal wave of noodles all the way to Celestia's throne room in Canterlot.
>Sunglasses floated down onto his head as Celestia stared at him, mouth agape in confusion.
>"..."
>"Uhh, hello, Anonymous. I'm terribly sorry, but you've interrupted by afternoon rotini. I'm in the middle of my favourite pasta-ime. I like to engage in some silly noodling after lunch. Care to join?"
>>25761944
Wizard
>>25762067
>shout "NEVER GUNNA GIVE YOU UP" at her
>>25761066
"I DINDU NUFFIN"
>a group of zebras show up along with every major news outlet from Canterlot
>they all scream "HE DINDU NUFFIN"
>Twilight is labeled a racist and is forced into suicide by constant harassment from SJWS
Lived to meme another day
>>25761066
Smh desu I though this was a nice board.
>Twilight is easily blocking all of these memes
>the dankness can't penetrate through the force feild
>She's casually sipping tea
>but then
>the she suddenly turns in fear as her only weakness stands before her
>Hotwings
>but little did twilight know, that she was actually a plate of hotwings the entire time
>the force feild lowers, as the sound of plates and a teacup shattering on the ground follows
>>25761066
Oh dear Twilight, there's always a meme dank enough to beat you or anyone else on this fucking planet.pic very much related
> The carriage bounces across the desert outside Appleoosa.
> You are riding in the back of a carriage with two other anons and a pony.
> Sacks over your heads.
> The pony in the carriage is Twilight, you can smell her.
> The carriage stops and you're pulled out.
> You hear a familiar male voice.
> "Twilight Sparkle, I'm Royal Guard!"
> Flash Sentry.
> Thinks he's stealing your wifu.
> I don't think so Tim.
> "She wasn't alone."
> "You don't get to bring frinds."
> Twilight finally speaks up.
> "They're not my friends!"
> "Don't worry, no charge for them."
> "Why would I want them?"
> "They were trying to grab your waifu. They work for the waifu stealer, the faceless man."
> "Anonymous?! Get 'em on board, I'll call it in!"
> justasplanned.jpg
>>25763109
> You and the tow other anons are loaded onto a balloon.
> Flash Sentry acting like a badass.
> Trying to be alpha, failing miserably.
> "The letter I just sent to Canterlot lists me, my guards, and Twilight Sparkle here. But only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my balloon!"
> One of the anons is pulled away.
> "Who sent you to rape Twilight Sparkle?"
> You hear a unicorn horn zap.
> "He didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next?"
> The other anon is pulled away.
> "Tell me about Anon! Why does he have no face! ... Lots of loyalty for a hired hoof!"
> Enough of this bullshit.
"Or perhaps he's wondering why somepony would zap a man before throwing him out of a balloon?"
> "At least you can talk, who are you?"
"It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our dong."
> The hood is pulled off your face.
> Flash Sentry nearly shits himself when he realizes who you are.
"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the suit."
> "If I rip that suit up would you cry?"
"It would be extremely embarassing..."
> "You're a tough guy."
"... for you!"
> "Was getting caught part of your plan?"
> God this fucker's dense.
"Of course!"
"Twilight Sparkle refused our advances in favor of yours. We had to find out what she saw in you."
> Twilight has been staring at you since the hood came off.
> You know that look.
> She tries to hide her feelings for you.
> "Everything! I... love everything about him!"
>>25761122
>>25763116
> Flash Sentry grins like a retard. He actually believes it.
> "Well congratulations, you're forever alone! Now what's the next step in your master plan?"
> Time to ruin this poor sap's world.
"Stealing your waifu! Right in front of you!"
> Six gryphons swoop down from the clouds and board the balloon.
> Yous grab Twilight and hold her tight to you chest.
> The gryphons affix a harness you and Twilight and prepare to fly you away.
> Flash Sentry still can't graps the enormity of his failure.
> "No, this can't be happening! I'm the love interest here!"
> Your two fellow anons begin strapping themselves into harneses as well.
> You put a hand on the shoulder of one and stop him.
"No. They expect one of us to remain a kissless virgin, brother."
> "Have we expanded dong?"
> You feel a stirring in your pants.
"Yes. The dong rises."
> The gryphons carry you and Twilight into the sky.
> Twilight is snuggling against you.
> One of her hooves is trying to unzip your pants.
"Calm down Sparkle, now's not the time for sex."
"That comes later."
>>25763044
Don't tempt fate.
>>25763128
This is good stuff anon, always like to read an original story from a big guy like you.
>>25761066
What're we gonna do on the bed?
=3 *pomf*
>>25761066
>"But would you really attack me?"
>>25761066
How can you have me, ifYOU CAN'T SEE ME
>>25761122
>>25764069
IT CAN CUT THROUGH A TANK!
>>25761066
Oh I will Twishit, but first you need to eat all the eggs.
>>25763109
Is it bad that I already knew exactly where this was going by the second line?
>>25761066
Okay, but I warn you,it will be extremely painful
oh... no.... my waifu has me captive... oh.... whatever will I do?
I guess I'm her captive now.............. .oh........ no........
>>25761066
MEME TIME IS NOW, YOU CANT SEE ME
>>25761944
checked
>>25763044
check'ddo it faggot
I deploy my signature move.
Are we a kill?
A KILL?!
>>25765840
Get the fuck out of this thread before I break you
*muffled music grows louder*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Time to FIRE MAH LAZER!
>>25761066
Meme my way out of this?
I already memed out of this.
>>25761066
MEEM!
>>25768287
watchmen was great
>>25761066
Candlejack. What now, fa
>>25761066
*grabs her by the throat*
Back the fuck off!?
>come back to mlp after 2 years of absence
>it's still as 10/10 as it used to be, with more generals unfortunately
Truly the best board on 4chan
>>25761066
Nothin' personnel kid, but I gotta jet
>>25770025
The edit in >>25768287 was subtle indeed. I didn't even notice till I looked at the larger image.
>>25762067
crush her in a wave a spaghetti
>>25763109
>>25763116
>>25763128
Glorious
*Sigh* Dual wielding memes it is, then.
