What should I name my new sword /MLP/? I don't know what kind it is since it is a gift.
>>25759524
Three-Rune Blade
>>25759524
dubs decides
>>25759524
thrust master
>>25759524
Dick
>>25759524
if it says made in pakistan on the blade
>urethra prod
otherwise
>horsecock
>>25759524
Kindness. I've always wanted to kill someone with Kindness.
>>25759524
Dildo for brave women
>>25759524
break it half
reforge it
name one half Love and the other Tolerance
>>25759524
GlimGlam
poopsock
>>25759568
Sounds perfect and amazing to use
>>25759585
Now That is how it is done.
>>25759524
Virginity Sealer+5
-Plus 10 in Dex
-15 Reduction in Intelligence (Who needs wisdom if one uses melee)Filthy meleefag
Lou Gehrig
>>25759524
>>25759592
Sunny Bunny
>>25759524
jamie fucking lannister
>>25759611
WINNAR!
>>25759611
HUEAHUEAHUEAHEU
>>25759524
Horsecock estoc
>>25759524
Its an Anglo-Saxon longsword by the looks of it. I say name it NorthSil
>>25759632
>>25759635
>not understanding the rules
>>25759649
Who said I needed rules when I have SCIENCE!!!!!
>>25759635
It's about 3.2 feet long
>>25759654
Science has rules, nigger. who needs science when i have MAGIC!
>>25759659
Yep. Anglo-Saxon sword. Keep it, and if someone get in your house, impale. the blades not made for a direct chop or slash. it was made for stabbing through cloth and leather armors.
>>25759675
Not too sharp. It is pretty blunt. Not heavy either. Has heads on the sides of the hilt.
The hilt of compensation
>>257596675
Who needs magic, when I have PINKIE PIE!!!!!
>>25759675
its not made for shit except looking neat on a shelf unless its actually a forged sword. i doubt OPs gift giver dropped a couple hundred bucks on that.
>>25759699
The guy I got it from died and his two sons and I were clearing the place out. I asked if I could have it and they said sure, it would be considered a gift.
>>25759689
The blunt force would have been used against chainmail armors. If its not sharp, I would say it may need reburred. or, something of the sort.other than that, you got yourself a killer.
>>25759714
Brilliant. I have a killer that has been sitting on a wall for celestia knows how long.
>>25759714
you're a dipshit, bluntforce trauma is a poor tactic vs chainmail, a small piercing point that penetrates the links is how you counter that.
>>25759708
does it say made in pakistan on the side? i'm serious here, they make a ton of decorative swords
>>25759524
>poo loo swords
Disgusting, you shouldn't name it anything, put it in the trash then buy albion
>>25759675
>Anglo-Saxon sword
Not necessarily, where are you deriving this?
>>25759714
>blunt against chainmail
Not even a little. Swords do not have a lot of weight and they're piss poor at transferring force. Educate yourself, it's just a shitty wallhanger
>>25759754
No made in place, nothing of the sort, just a symbol
Pic related
>>25759778
yeah thats a prop. dont try to hit a burglar (or anything else) with that, its likely the tang will bend, snapping the connection between blade and hilt, then the blade would fall out
>>25759837
Thought so. It seemed a little light for a steel longsword.
>>25759611
It scales with faith too faggot
>>25759849
you could always try to sharpen it and do a stress test. Grind it sharp, go out in a forrests and find a good tree and then start hacking. That should tell you a lot about the strength of the metal. If you want to be sure of course.
>>25759524
>owning a sword
also
>>>/b/
>>25759524
Horsecaliber
>>25759891
>hit a tree
>with a sword
Are you 12, trolling, or just a fucking retard?
>>25759917
>Not being able to cut down a tree in single swipe
Can you even gundam fight?
>>25759917
also do not try to sharpen a showpiece, you'll damage the finish which will lead to rusting.
>>25759931
>trolling
ok, i can be not angry
>>25759917
>>25759934
For a stress test you idiot. To see how much punishment a sword can take before it breaks/chips/bends. Granted the sword will be damaged but if it can't handle a few damages that can't be bended back into shape or grinded away then you have shit sword anyway.
Not >>25759891, I'm >>25759931
Not the same guy.
So yeah... he could be trolling. Or talking out of his ass.
>>25759986
How do you stress test guns? Do I just give it a good whack against a tree?
>>25760005
No you idiot, you shoot it with smaller caliber guns to see if it's truly the dominant weapon
>>25759986
of course its a shit sword, its a decoration, and even if it where a real forged weapon you dont go out and smack trees with a sword, they are not designed for that level of hardness, there is no reason to see 'how much it can take' you are intentionally damaging an object that is of considerable expense. most people dont have easy access to a local blacksmith to fix a shattered blade
>>25760023
This guy is not me>>25759986 and is trolling.
>>25760023
Do I shoot the tree, do I shoot a gun at another gun, or do I shoot the guns at eachother?
>>25760041
i know he's trolling, but am afraid some anon who is not very knowledgeable will go out and try to be a video game character and wreck something they like to look at
>>25760050
first, you climb the tree, then you use your gun to shoot smaller guns, if your gun jams you know he is weak and unwilling to heed your command. Cast it off into the nearest volcano so the great gods above may take his weak flesh and use it to temper better and stronger weapons
>>25759986
Ornamental swords are purposely made out of a cheap, fragile alloy to avoid the problem of people sharpening them up.
If you try to sharpen that sword it will most probably break like glass.
>>25759524
>warning: not mlp
"The Piece of Shit... DRAGON SHIT THAT IS!!!"OLL trade by Lisbeth who was knocked upon contact and fell (?)I'd be really glad if the ones who knows wha ti'm talking about were so nice to translate the full sentence Kirito spits in that dialogue. I couldn't catch the last words.
>>25760089
Alright, I think got it. But how do I get the smaller guns to stay still and will I get a tempered gun after or before casting my weak gun into the volcano? How many rounds will I need to unload before opening a portal to equestria?
>>25760035
If it's a well made sword, you're not gonna do any significant damage to it and even if you do then chances are you could straighten them out with a tang.
>>25760316
>If it's a well made sword, you're not gonna do any significant damage
Yes you will, you don't got and bang around a sharpened piece of metal. You'll chip the shit out of it.
>>25760316
>you could straighten them out with a tang
i'm going to go cry now, thank you anon
>>25760282
>smaller guns to stay still
Simple, force them at gun point, be careful, they might file for a lawsuit if you don't put them down quick
>will I get a tempered gun after or before casting my weak gun into the volcano
After of course, its spirit must be immolated in the earthen fires so that it may be reborn anew.
>How many rounds will I need to unload before opening a portal to equestria
One, apply directly to the head
>>25759611
Can I join your campaign?
I need to replace new pony with something ;_;
>>25760363
Sorry I used the wrong word. I don't know what the translation is to English but just imagine an instrument that can bend metal and that's basically it.
>>25760428
>>25759849
You realise historically long swords are usually between 3-4lbs brah look it up.
>>25759611
>using magic spamming/bows is somehow better
absolutely disgusting casul.
>>25759524
THE BANE OF NORMIE BLOOD
>>25759524
Pic related is what I own. Armors gonna be my specialty in taking down,
