>>25755431
>Am I being detained, as it were?

OOGA BOOGA I DINDU IT
WE WUZ PRINCESSES N' SHIT

>>25755431

>"I DIN DO NUFFIN, OFFICER!"
>You push up your aviator sunglasses by the brim.
"Sir please step out of the car..."
>The zebra looks round.
>"WHAT'S A CAR?"
"SIR THIS IS YOU FINAL WARNING, COMPLY OR FORCE WILL BE USED!"
>"I SAID I DIN DO NUFFIN!"
"SIR!"
>You whip out your batton.
"I TOLD YOU!"
>The zebra lifts up his hoof to scratch under his collar.
"PUT THE GUN DOWN!"
>"WHATS A GUN?"
>You pull up your radio.
"We have an armed and dangerous individual."
>Nobody replies, just the sound of static greets your ears.
>"WHAT CHU DOIN!"
>You bring down your batton onto the side of his head.
>The zebra falls down the floor.
>You slip out a small bag of weed and drop it next to him and continue to beat him.
>"STOP! SOMEPONY HELP CALL THE GUARDS!"
"I AM THE LAW!"
>After a beating the zebra lays their KO'd by your 'Lawful force'
>All in the days work.

>>25756246
Kek

>>25755431
Need porn of this sexy stallion.
I want him to cum inside me.

>>25756246
haha epic dude police are evil!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqDcblM3o80

>>25756246
Keeping Equisteria great.

>>25755431

>>25759309
What are you talking about, Anon? European police isn't evil at all.