>"Did you go into my panty drawer, Anon?!"
>>25752920
Not only did I go inside it, I was sleeping in it, too.
>>25752920
Yeah. It was empty. Care to explain yourself?
>>25752920
Anon could not respond back, for he was a wall
>>25752920
No, I just searched through it.
>>25752943
hmmmmmm
>>25752920
"I won't lie, I did. Still this doesn't explain why it's full of WALLETS, instead of panties"
>>25752979
>"Those aren't my wallets."
>>25752920
Wait you don't wear boxers?
>>25752998
"..."
>clenches fist
>points at a label on the drawer, stating "Sonata's Wallets - DUN U TOUCH X_X"
>>25752920
"There is no Anon here, little miss frowny face! I am the Panty Pillager, terror of undergarments and lacy lingerie everywhere!"
>You spin around to face Sonata, your face masked by a pair of frilly pink panties.
>"W-Wha... Anon, take those off this instant! Take 'em off or I'm telling Adagio on you. Why would you even want those on your face anyway? You're too big to be playing masked wrestler now."
"For you."
>"That doesn't make any sense! Take them off right now, I'm warning you."
"Do you feel in charge?"
>"You're so mean, I'm telling Aria!"
"Yes, tell her that her favourite pair of black silk unmentionables feel oh so sensually decadent cradling my balls."
>>25753172
You've been wearing them?
>>25753172
Run, Anon! Run!
>>25753229
No, girl, I've FAPPED into them
>>25753229
Adagio and Aria come running at the sound of Sonata's screams as Anon breaks into song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BuHZ10BWes
>>25753281
>Adagio blushes as Anon throws off his trenchcoat revealing his lingerie clad body beneath.
>"A-Are those my suspenders?"
>Anon smirkssexually.
"Oh come on, Dagi baby, why don't you live a little?"
>>25753172
>>25753271
>>25753309
What the fuck is wrong with Anon?
>>25752920
Yes Sonata. I also pissed on all the pink ones.
>>25753324
He's a free spirited happy go lucky scamp, give him a break.Also he smoked, like, a lot of meth.
>>25753329
>I also pissed on all the pink ones
So did she.
>>25753172
Wow. Uh, you can keep those. PLEASE. I insist.
>>25752927
kek
>>25753172
Anon was never the same since Aria dropped him on his head when he was three.
>>25753014
>it turns it she's been stealing wallets
>>25753324
>>25752920
>"I've been going in your panty drawer for the past week after you and your bitch sisters hypnotized me and used me as an all-you-can-eat-bad-vibes-buffet."
>"That means you haven't fucking changed your panties all week, too. Dirty fish from the waist down no matter what you look like now..."
>>25752920
Yeah, I wanted a taco
Why do you keep them in there anyway?
>>25752920
Fuck you bitch, I live here now.
>>25752920
"... No?"
>"Oh. Uh... Do you wanna?"
"Yes!"
>>25752920
Anon living with the dazzlings green when?
