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Does Equestria have pornography?
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Does Equestria have pornography?
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>>25752341
Well, they do have Applejack, so...
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Almost every mare is a 10/10 cutie.

Gender ratio heavily tipped towards females.

Heat cycles that drive mares into a frenzy of lust.

They don't need porn.
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>>25752697
>Stallions have to hide in bunkers to avoid being raped by packs of mares in heat
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>>25752341
They probably don't have as much need for it.
Ponies are naked most of the time, so if a stallion needed something to jack off to they could just use any picture that happened to show a glimpse of mare pussy. Or just recall glimpses they caught of their friends, sisters, mothers' pussies throughout the day.

That said, I imagine they'd still have dedicated hardcore porn - images showing explicit intercourse and/or fetish acts, made for the sole purpose of being fap material.
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>>25752341
Nope. There aren't any jews in Equestria to encourage such degeneracy. Plus they're naked all the time and comfortable with their bodies so there's not any shame or deviant sexuality.
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>>25752707
makes me wonder who is the Heather Brooke of Equestria
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They have enchanted comic books, perhaps they have magical interactive pornography
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>>25752697
Well...time to get the stamina enhancers
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>>25753209
Applejack.
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>>25753261
Wasn't there a pic of Pony Sunset Shimmer getting pleasured against the wall by a magic pony-ish entity that she's summoning with her green magic?
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>>25752341
>>25752697
Makes it seem like porn would be geared towards mares then
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>>25753404
>drawing by a fan

And why do we care?
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>>25752341

Yes. However, it's very much not like human porn as far as "hardcore" gets.

Ponies don't get off on nudity. They get off on clothing- stallion porn is provocatively dressed mares in the pony equivalent of lingerie, with the photographer using a little wet spot at the appropriate places to simulate heat. Also, the magazines are scratch-and-sniff at the appropriate naughty spots.

Mare porn is much the same way, but is far more likely to have actual nudity and unsheathed stallion bits. Cock rings are a common component of mare porn, as it indicates a naughty stallion that's kinky enough to try and stay hard for a minute or more.

"Having your nose in a book" is Equestrian slang for "reading dirty literature", and it's often used as a lewd joke in plays and such for showing a character is naughty in a foal-safe way.
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>>25754036

There's plenty of non-hetero porn in Equestria as well- far more filly-foolers than colt-cuddlers, though both exist.

Example below: The pony below was dyed and photographed for one "Trixie Lulamoon's" private collection somewhere in Canterlot. When asked, Trixie was discreet about the identity, but said "I told her to keep her own glasses on" and "she needed the bits to pay for an atrociously unkept house".
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>"Yes! Yes! I needed the bits to pay for the house. How did you find me? I even changed my mane!"

>"...my glasses?"

>"...you want to do another pictorial?"

>"*sniffle* That's a lot of bits...and it'll be anonymous?"

>"Wow, Anon Photography. It's even in the name! I'm not wearing the same glasses this time..."

There are more copies of the resulting calendar sold than the entire stallion population in Equestria.
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>>25752341
I remember some old fanfic with Lyra and some stallion who owns a porn store. Anyone recall it?
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Stallions just belly slap themselves until they come all over the ground And some pony else slips on it whenever they feel like it
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