I want Princess Celestia to pee in my mouth
>>25729453
You know, back in my day we at least used the right image for this.
quite sorry god sir i am a newfag <3
>>25729453
I kinda want Princess Celestia to pee in your mouth too.
Provided that I don't have to watch it. Just knowing that it happened is enough.
>>25729453 why dont you want to watch, it can be a threesome
>>25729517
Only if I get to pee in OP's mouth as well.
>>25729453
I want celestia to use dark magic to utterly rape my brain and leave me a brokenly submissive maid she transformed into a mare.
>this will never happen
>>25729453
I want to overthrow Celestia and replace her one party dictatorship with a Democratic Republic with a constitution and bill of rights.
>>25729453
>not realizing it's like having someone spraying burning gasoline into your mouth
"How did Anon die?"
"Someone pissed a line clear through his skull."
>>25729607
Where does she pee? In a tungsten toilet?
>>25729642
Don't ask what they have to do with the other Celestian byproduct, other than it cuts the heating bills for the palace by a third. Half if she had Mexicoltian for dinner.
>>25729453
Where did I put that estus flask, Praise the Sun!
>>25729453
I want Princess Celestia to crawl in my skin.
>>25729453
I want this as well
>>25729453
I want her to pee in mybladder.
>Anon in Equestria
>No skills
>No willingness to learn
>No willingness to make friends
There's only one job suitable for him:
>Royal toilet
>>25729674
is it weird that i now want more dark souls/mlp "iwpctpimm" crossover shit?
>>25729453
Sunny-D and rumyum yum
I want Princess Celestia to sit on my face in my fart.
