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>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/
Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: Only you can come up with your idea unless someone else already did.
Last thread: >>25700117
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Napone nostalgia bread
>>25716601
fhtagn!
>>25716610
Oh Napone, you are missed.
>>25716643
>napone will never fug aryanne
why even live
>>25716643
s-sauce?
>>25716767
derpiboo.ru
ALRIGHT
Finally did it even though I could have been done a lot sooner.
>>25716790
...thanks
>>25716643
Magician, I literally just clopped to the non-cropped. Femanonpone a super duper cute
>>25716834
SHUT UP YOU WHORE
I have an idea: Let's make up statistics about CYOAs and CYOA-related issues!
85% of all CYOAs never get completed.
>>25716863
Cyoag is 100% autismo
Four out of five CYOAs contain lewds just because the QMs feel compelled to include it, even though they would much rather go without it, but it's good for business.
>>25716888
I said "make up". Any chinaman would envy you for your trips btw.
100% of all QMs have at least one player whom they despise.
>>25716994
I don't despise any of my two players.
>>25717001
Let me rephrase: 100% of all QMs whoare not overwhelmingly underrated and preetty cool dudes
>>25717036
So QMs who are overwhelmingly underrated aren't cool dudes?
>>25716916
Hey U include lewds becauseI need the practice.Also because,I'm a bit of a pervert.
>>25717051
It's obvious they aren't.
>>25717051
No, imagine it like excel: QMs who are not AND(overwhelmingly underrated; pretty cool dudes)
Less than 100% of all QMs are male.
100% of all players who are not also a QM are male.
>>25716810
I'm fine
>>25717103
That's a cute stallion.
>>25717055
You are one out of every five QMs then.
>>25717103
Cute.
10/10 would hug tenderly
>>25717115
I want Flashbang and Whispen to do pretty stallion things together
>>25716643
I didn't much care for ST, but goddamn his smut is quality.
So why is pot cardboard?
>>25717115
Please don't let this become a meme
>>25717414
So treads has something to ride around in
>>25717414
Because he's not an adventurer. Being normal is the point. It's actually really smart.
>>25717437
Pic of Treads riding Pot when?
>>25717414
Because he doesn't have a super tragic or edgy backstory like all the other characters in JAD. Well, he has daddy issues so he's about halfway there.
>>25717448
>he thinks being normal is an excuse for being flat
you can criticize JAD, anon. This is a safe space where innkeeper can't get you.
>>25717448
>It's actually really smart
>>25717463
I have that image stuck in my head now
Not sure how to feel about it
>>25717463
>Treads riding Pot's dick while yelling "FIRE!"
>>25717624GUNNER, HEAT!
>>25717624
>whoops, misfire
>>25717159
Hoofball?
>>25716643
Firealpaca master race
>>25717624
Why not just use a tank-shaped dildo? It's just as lifeless.
>>25717749
Hijacker, pls.
>>25717748The tip toucherThe medial ring matchmakerThe ball ballet
>>25717624
Man it's about to HEAT up in here!
>>25717749
Don't you make me bust out Flash again!
Pones WILL die!
>>25717751
Shots fired
Active threads
SamQuest: >>25680616
Coltquest: >>25690903
Bank Robber: >>25717292
Galloping Steel: >>25696743
FOE: >>25678415
Vampony: >>25715786
JAD: >>25664258
Semantic Error: >>25592329
Archipelago: >>25612611
Space: >>25711865
Across the Ocean: >>25686232
Goat Sacrificing: >>25649578
Sunset: >>25612666
Crystal Warlock: >>25649578
>>25717930
Errr... the REAL goat sacrificing >>25611490
>>25717639
>the gunner is in heat
>>25718016
Did they also die on the pyramid mission?
>>25717103
Neeeeeerd!
>get home from errands
>4chan is broken
>fuck it, time for vidya geams
>check back
>threshold is kill
Guess I walked into that one. Sorry; I'll make a new thread tomorrow. In the meantime, please accept my halfhearted apology and this almost-lewd picture that was inspired by a couple of Anons in the last thread.
>>25718153
>Turn me into cookies
Headcanon of Dandy being an awkward virgin who doesn't really understand how sex works, accepted.
>>25718044
Cheeky
>>25718153
For a second I thought his hind leg was something else.
>>25718153
>pants extend all the way
That looks weird.
>>25718153
It's okay Inept sempai chan sama, we still love you.
Dandy X Rem green when?
>>25718524
>There were thes two scientist
>And they met each other
>And the had to deal with a lot of shit
>So that let them bond better
>And then they fucked
>>25718575
6/10 didn't have my fetish
>>25718587
Anyone want to add macro to the greentext for this poor anon?
>>25718618
>There were thes two scientist
>And they met each other
>And the had to deal with a lot of shit
>So that let them bond better
>And then rem got poison joke powder
>Made dandy into small scientist
>and then he fucked the ponut
>>25718642
9/10 bretty good
>>25718642
>Rem not calling in her huge daughteru
>Rem not teaching her how to dom Dandy while he squirms underneath her
>>25718676
>Dandy pinned under daughteru's gigantic ponut
lucky pone
>>25718717
>>25718676
I'm too busy to draw this, Can some other drawfag pick up the slack?
>>25718761
a-anon pls. I need this
>>25718761
lolno I'm done for today
>big mares with big tufts
>>25718761
>>25718771
Give me a moment... I will return.
>>25718787
wonder if she has butt freckles?
>>25718887
Well if she's anything like mom...
>>25718887
Man, these big mares just get better and better.
>>25718897
Oh yeah, her mom's are like, Tera, Sea Foam, Cherry and Rem, right?If she's part unicorn, where's the horn?
>>25718904
Dandy's going to get a front row seat to how great they are
>>25718975
She's got a crazy eye instead.
>>25718975
She doesn't need a horn, she has a third eye that lets her do super magic with her inner energy, and it can probably shoot sweet ass mind bullets or eye-beams!
So, I've come to notice that shit is dead on Wednesdays and I still feel like washing the chlorine off of myself before I sit down and do anything.
So out of curiosity, would people rather I work on some lewds tonight or run my quest?Personally I'm a little torn be cause I feel like taking a break today, but I also don't want to leave SE where it is right now. So telling me to do what I want doesn't really get me anywhere.
>>25719310
Do some lewds.
I'm busy.
>>25719310
>>25719310
We have zebra waifus to get to know and SleepyBytes to make real.
You should probably take the break though.
>>25719310
Whatever floats your tub man.
>>25719310
Which will result in the least amount of suffering?
>>25719351
That stripped rump will be all ours
>>25719310
We need more somewhat pregnant Fruit Flank and Gar, and maybe Nadine as the futa father.
>>25719392
yeeeeeees
>>25719432
>>25719449
>These flat asses
Tyra's better be more plump than that
>>25719518
File better be getting all up in that
I always wanted to ask this one
Was estrus ever implemented in a CYOA
>>25719474
>not liking the tight tush
wew
>>25719432
>All of these zebras
>Pyre still hasn't delivered on Amara and Emery lewd green
>Is likely dead in a ditch somewhere
>gonna update today
>power goes out for the whole fucking block as I'm calling the elevator
>no way up otherwise.
Guess the train ride is getting delayed
>>25719639
Hijacker confirmed for kill.
>>25719639
>No way up other than the elevator
Is there at least a fire escape? If shit burns down everyone on the upper floors are fucked.
>>25719671
What he means is "I'm too lazy for stairs".
>>25719639
>Oh no, the elevator is out. However will I get upstairs?
>>25719671
The fire escape is locked from the outside and no one is home.
>>25719693
Apologies, hick here.
Do people actually design buildings with no stairway?
How the fuck does that make sense on any level?
http://imgur.com/Fk7oulG
I'm not sure if this is what you all were looking for, but I did my best.
>>25719874
I love you ST
>>25719874
w e w
e
w
>>25719874
Poor Dandu, how's he going to work his way out of this one?
>>25719874Going in the Fap-Folder.
Undertale-esqe CYOA when?
>>25719874
>Excited Rem noises in the background
>>25719965
Hopefully never.
>>25719965
I'm working on one as we speak actua-
>>25720001
Oh....nevermind
>>25720006
Well I wouldn't mind.
>>25719965
>Tumblrtale
>>25720006
Undertake cyoa sounds like funkill em all
>>25720028
Just because Tumblr likes something doesn't mean that thing is Tumblr.
>>25720040
You're right. It makes it ruined.
I'm in. Jimmied the lock. Power is still out.
>>25719813
There is a stairwell, but it's locked from the outside. Land lord does it to keep punks from hanging out in there/homeless from sleeping in there
>>25720074
We are sending Nips to come and take you home torape andprotect you.
>>25720108
Hey, clearly he's had a hard day.
Quit billying him.
>>25720122
Highjunker is for eternal billying.
>>25720108You can't rape the willing.
>>25720108
>Implying Nips wouldn't build a bike-powered generator to supply him with power.
>>25720174
>Implying Nips isn't already in the process of tracking Hijacker's IP to do that.
>>25720182
>implying Nips didn't knock out the power himself so he had an excuse to go
>>25719874
>Face pressed right in her dock
>didnt post the secret club linkhttps://picarto.tv/TheBathWaterHero
>>25720074
IRL CYOA with Hijukes when
>>25720615
>Everyone just gets on a train.
>>25720749
>suddenly music blasts through the speakers
>it's from silent hill
>it's gonna be a long ride
>>25720788
>you must find the three items of power to reach the front of the train
>the conductors cap
>the hidden cudgel
>and the tracing paper
>>25720874
>you finally collect the items
>you finally receive theicekey
>you unlock the door
>you get to the front of the train
>you observe that the front of the train is also the back of the train
>the train is simply going in circles around the planet
>in an infinite loop, like a snake eating itself
>tfw the train is showing no signs of stopping
>tfw you don't even remember when you got on it
>tfwthe ride never ends
>>25720934
Sounds rather comfy tbqh lad.
>>25720934
i like train rides. this is fine.
how many liberties do you like a writer to take with the world in a cyoa? do you prefer it when they stick to show canon or go full autism with headcanons and made up lore
>>25721263
Yes.
>>25721263
I prefer they do it good.
>>25721263
>>25721279
>>25721286
Pretty much
Just so nobody can say that I'm a lazy piece of shit without empirical proof.
http://i.imgur.com/jLv2Rl2.png
>>25721363
wewewewew
>>25721363
dat knee, wew
>>25721363
>a bad feel and a good unf
>>25721363
But big and stupid was a nice pegasus who didn't want to hurt nobody.
>>25721363
Your art's getting better all the time, Bathwater. It gives me hope for my own shit.
>>25720038
Genocide is the worst routesansthe final battle. The game is much funnier during neutral/pacifist routes
how many races is too many for a cyoa?
>>25721650
when you hit plane ponies, then you have gone off the deep end.
>>25721677
i aint aiming for that level of autism. ive wrote down like 9.
>>25721569
This
While the undyne and sans battles are awesome, it pales in comparison of all the caracter interaction you miss
>>25721684did you include humans?
>>25721692
No.do you want the list? i have reasons for everything thats how bad ive gotten
>>25721698yes
and having a reason for everyhting isn;t bad. It's quite good, actually.
trains you to make good design decisions.
>>25721698
>>25721706
Not that reasons are really needed depending on the environment. The Spaces have a wide variety of races with no issue just because they made that part of the environment from the get-go.
>>25721706
get ready.minotaur
gryphon
pony(pegasi, earth ponies, bat ponies and unicorns)
changeling
gnoll (diamond dogs)
dwarf
kelpie
dragon
mothzees (breezies mashed with moth pones)
the halflings (satyrs, elves, centaurs)
earth exists in the universe, at one point earth and hors world were linked by big ass gates, the gates were destroyed in ancient times, but some humans were stranded which is why the halfling races exist.
>>25721692
I wonder if Hijack will get any worse with anon as MC.
I kinda want to vote for it just to see the trainwreck.
>>25721723
there is a good reason why humans were canned as a playable in hijack
>>25721721
>mothzees
oh my
>>25721728
moths r cute. just d-dont look at their mouths
>>25721721
>dwarf
WHAT
W H A T
H
A
T
These ARE the fithy. short, drunk motherfuckers that punch and toss other motherfuckers as well as ores n shit, right?
>>25721739
yes. maybe. i dunno, i thought it would be cool to have them be like rivals to the diamond dogs. i dont really like the idea though in hindsight
>>25721726
Is it for people like me that would vote for it just because people don't like it?
Also I thought Essy and Greg are humans.
>>25721767
Esmeralda is an earth pony and Greg is a book
>>25721752
Make em tiny, angry, bearded minotaurs or monkeys if need be.
>>25721782
Are you Hijacker or just an anon.
I'm not 100% on Essy, but I know Greg mentioned being either human or made by humans.
>>25721782
nah. i dont need em. on a different note, what about sub-species/construct races, like people infected or cursed to be something or things made by magic?
>vampire
>werewolf
>homonculus
>golem
etc.
>>25721793
Esmeralda WAS human as was Greg.
Then at some point before they showed up, they lost their bodies or something.
>>25721813
Then mentally they're still human.
>>25721803
Love the idea of a humanoid rock milling about
As for the others, you'll get an 'eh' as I don't really care one way or the other.
But that's just me.
Now that I have my tablet pen back, I will indeed be continuing AoO here.
so yeah. I am back to CYOA, mostly.
>inb4 diapers
>>25722044
Hyp
>>25722044
Will you be making things a bit lighter so we can see them?
>>25722044
I have no idea what AoO is.
>>25722044
Full reverse on darkness, going for extreme light now?
>>25722063
Adventure of Octavia: Bandage Quest
>>25722061
well I'll try.
>>25719534
None that I've folllowed
>>25722044I liked Titan better
>>25722063
>there are people here who don't know about ponykai
Our MCs are a colourful group when they're not Aryan.
>>25722044
rki, ponykai, RITS
Old Guard is here. The end days arrived.
>>25722303
No, anon. This a new beginning.
The days of shit and wait are ended. The days of content have arrived.
>>25722292
Ponies are supposed to look like rainbow vomit. If they're colorful, it means we're doing it right.
>>25722289
>post-ponykai newfags
>>25722292
Yeah but that also means that they're shit
>>25722328
Time to step aside.
>>25722328
>The days of diaper fetishes have arried
>>25722292
Is Treads a second class Aryan?
>>25722328
>kai
>rki
>content
>anything but short posts and random waiting between running days
>>25722364
Time to discontinue /cyoag/
>>25722328
I'm pretty sure you're way overselling rki and ponykai.
>>25722379
>overselling
>Implying a QM has any selling points
>>25722370
>>25722379
Yeah I mean, the last AQ thread only had like 5-6 story posts, followed by 2 months of nothing before starting Sam.
>>25722044Fukken hype for bandagequest.I'm happy to see you back.
>CS basically commits suicide with updates
>Kai just so happens to return
Top fucking wew
>>25722442
>battered wives coming back believing he's legit interested
Top fucking lad
>>25722044
Was it the r8 that drove you back or the nerf to the AK/M4?
>>25719874
B-but daughteru poops from there
>>25722542
We don't know that.
>>25722545
Lets go ask Dandy
>>25722587
AKs are cancer anyway.
I remember back in beta when the P90 was released everyone had the same reaction that people are having to the R8 today.
It's kinda funny how nothing really changes.
>>25722599
He's a little preoccupied
>>25719965
Worst type of crossovers.
>>25722600
what beta?
>>25722633
But what is batcancer was what we needed all along?
>>25722644
Well, that's why I said ESQE.
>(X) with ponies
Is boring.
Why are big mares so popular?
>>25722662
Because they can snuggle you and say comforting things and keep you safe in their embrace.
>>25722645
CS beta?
Meta was SMGs at the time and dominated by the MP5.
>>25722669
And extra larges ponuts.. Don't forget the ponuts
Every cyoa mare is for big
>>25722328
>ponykai
>content
You weren't here back then, were you? people complain about nips having too many quests and not running any of them, Kai invented that.
>>25722765
It's good that he promised to focus on AoO then, huh.
>>25722793
Yeah and pumpkin panic is a 1-month quest. :^)
>All these big mares
MMP cyoa when?
>>25723017
right now
>>25723017
Will they hug us and keep us safe?
>>25723025
No, only their husbandos
>>25723072
But what if we are the husbando?
>>25723099
But you can clearly see here that you are not. Even the squirrel beats you out
>>25722793
Yeah, I am. SteamQuest and Titan are dead as far I'm concerned.
also I cant remember my trip. so, rip
>>25721721
>no crystal poners
>>25723231
crystal boners
>>25723231
you mean just sparkly earth ponies?
>>25723254
>not wanting to be a sparkly pretty pony
>>25722171
Unfortunate somebody should consider it
>>25723257
if it makes you feel better, i view crystal ponies as just a different nationality of earth ponies.like i'd imagine not every pone was happy joining up during the founding and left to to found their own nations.
>>25723254
>you mean just horned earth ponies?
>>25723287
So what about this guy?
>>25723291
>you mean just earth ponies with holes and bug wings?
>>25723303
>you mean just earth ponies with hands?
>>25723300
eh i dunno.
>>25723166
What aboutPeacekeeper? We have an unconscious, intoxicated mare at our mercy.Ripperino.
>>25723231
Only the "loveless" ones.
Anons quick idea for a thread!
You are a pone, the wilds of the world are primal and wild. You were born into a herd of pones, but due to raiding your herd has been reduced to yourself and your mate.
Now you are fit with a passion, a passion to rebuild your herd back to it's former glory and return to the top of the food chain once more. To do this you have to capture other ponies, break them into your herd and use them to help grow your herd either with raiding or by lewd struggle snuggles! Other things to include would be base building to increase your herd size, structures to incrase success chances on certain abilities and maybe some other ideas. Thoughts on it? Or is this too autistic for the board of blue?
>>25723324
>that purple asshole who's eye highlights aren't hexagons
>>25723325
But that's just a game.
>>25723331
>Purple
Hijacker, pls.
>>25723287
>"Crystal ponies are shit 'cus they're not my kind of canon!"
>>25723300
>>25723317
>"Fuck u!"
>It's still perfectly okay when batfags are like this because their fanmade headcanons are a-okay!
>>25723345
The difference is that all these things about bat ponies are canon
>>25723345
>complaining about bats which are canon when his autistic list has moths, dwarves, satyrs and other autism.
>>25723356
>he has a list where he throws ideas around
why it must be autism!
>>25723345
>he didnt put in crystal ponies that means he must hate them!
wew lad
Bat ponies are never going to be a respectable race on this board again are they?
>inb4 they never were
>>25723355
>>25723356
>"all these things about bat ponies are canon!"
>Implying it's canon that they love and worship mangoes
>Implying they suck blood
>Implying they can hang upside down
>Implying so many things that fans has made up about them
Batfag detected.
>>25723380
Well... not here at least.
>>25723300
>pone falls out of their weird 1000 year banishment
>immediately guns for Equestria to start pumping out halfbreeds
These crystal poners got those priorities straight.
>>25723365
>autistic ideas aren't autistic in list form
Okay...
>>25723380
Not when people keep replying to Shiny.
Just report and move on. I know it's tempting, but just don't.
>>25723380
A fanmade race? They never were.
>>25723382
But if they didn't love and worship mangoes explain this picture
>>25723392
Shiny isn't even trying any more, it's just the same copy-paste. Not even directed at specific cyoa bat autism.
>>25723412
Anon, don't encourage Shiny.
>>25723392
>Shiny
>"Everyone who don't love muh special batcancer OC is just one single person in the entire world!!!"
>>25723417
whos shiny?
>>25723421
hownew.ru
>>25723412
>explain this picture
>The fanmade picture made by fans of the fandom?
>>25723421
The guy who keeps spamming /cyoag/, Urban, and Vampony with
>Batfags are the cancer that are killing CYOAs.
>>25723425
fairly new to the cyoa discussion.im guessing its an anon whos always pushing for bats
>>25723431
oh right, disregard this >>25723435 reply
>>25723426
And if they couldn't hand upside down then were did this come from?
>>25723431
I don't think he cares about the CYOAs anymore. It's now just "batfags are cancer"
>>25723421
Everyone who doesn't love the same thing the /CYOAG/ loves.
>>25723444
Anon. Stop.
>>25723444
You're not helping.
>>25723435
For a long time there was an anon who would troll any cyoa that had bats in it and would complain about them being fan-made autism. One day he forgot to take off his name and quickly deleted his post, but it was seen through people with 4chanx.
Turns out the troll was a namefag named 'Shiny' who was actually a guy from the bat general. Most likely Shining is gone by now and this is LGG guy or some other single troll.
>>25723391
im not sure why your upset with me anon? is it because i suggested something autistic? im sorry i was only trying to come up with ideas, nothing else
>>25723444
>And if they couldn't hand upside down then were did this fanmade picture come from
Jesus fuck, you batfags really are autistic
>>25723458
sux
Can I hate bats too?
>>25723459
>is it because i suggested something autistic?
Yes.
>tfw alch didn't post the batgoat
>>25723468
Why would someone make something that wasn't canon? Don't be silly Shiny.
>>25723480
Well of course you can
>>25723481
oh okay.
>>25723491
Stop replying.
>>25723488
Alchemy pls.
>>25723468
Do you have any picture evidence of them NOT being able to hang upside down?
>>25723495
But if we bother him enough maybe he'll say something different. Like someone in an rpg.
>>25723506
You're just as bad as Shiny.
so discounting the shitposting, what makes the bats so autistic? is it the forced edginess, i can see that.
>>25723512
You got something better to talk about or would you prefer bumps?
>>25723515
a lot of the bat general stuff is in fact pretty autistic but almost none of it ever applies to cyoa bats, it's just bantz.
>>25723515
What's actually edgy about them?
>>25723515
It's a combination of the special snowflake nature and the edginess.
Honestly, though a lot of people with batpony OCs are pretty sperg, and a lot of batpony OCs are terribly designed, they're not really an issue.
>>25723528
>t-they live in the dark and have scary eyes!
>>25723523
I was interested in the conversation about Crystal ponies that turned into batfags and Shiny flinging shit at each other.
>>25723536
Says who? And since when was that edgy?
>>25723506
Do you have any picture evidence of them BEING able to hang upside down? You know, a picture that isn't made by an autistic fan of the fandom?
No? wow, guess that means everything the fandom has made up about them is pure fanon.
>>25723530
>Honestly, though a lot of people with batpony OCs are pretty sperg, and a lot of batpony OCs are terribly designed, they're not really an issue.
I think you could change that to "a lot of people with OCs are pretty sperg, and a lot of OCs are terribly designed" and very little changes.
>>25723540
Well... what about crystal bat ponies?
>>25723546
>And since when was that edgy?
You did it champ. You discovered the point I was making.
>>25723540
What conversation?
>What about crystals
>Crystals are just earth ponies
>This guy isnt
>oh
That was the extent of it.
>>25723549
True, but it seems to especially hold true for people with unironic batpony or alicorn OCs
>>25723540
im still here. i didn't include crystal ponies because i legitamately forgot they were a thing
Choosie should have been a bat pony tbqh
>>25722764
Fascist lies, Treads is for small.And for bully.
>>25723555
So what, you'd rather go back to the same song and dance that we've done twice a week for the past three months?
>>25723515
forced edginess, blood sucking, loving the darkness, being loved by princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Loving mangoes; nearly every single thing about them is made up by autists just so they could finally create that edgy-looking and special OC they've always dreamed about.
I think I've got the solution. We need to come up with a topic that's even more autistic
>>25723550
>batgoats
>crystal batponies
>four-legged jellyfish seaponies
WE'RE FUCKING PIONEERS
how do we make the fanon races. Not autistic? seems like an insurmountable task
>>25723587
i propose we talk about spoons
>>25723573
As opposed to nothing or bumps? Sure. 1-2 people having fun bantzing is better than no-one having fun.
As opposed to an actual conversation, no. I just don't agree with you that there was a conversation being lost here.
>Day 245
>Res promised to deliver us from the batfag scourge
>Like fools we elected him to the cyoa chancellery and granted him emergency powers to end the crisis
>If only we had known what was to come
>>25723587
I saw we go back to talking about milk. That was fun.
>>25723592
The simple answer is to just use them if you want to.
If you're going to be autistic you're going to be autistic. a plane pone might be an early warning about autism, but a plane autist is still going to be autistic when writing earth pones.
If you're capable of not writing autistic characters than there's no reason you couldnt write a half-decent fanon pone.
>>25723621
how do avoid writing autistic characters then? aside from the typical
>u r the best, everyone loves you and all the cute girls slobber on your dick
>>25723632
>what is every mc
>>25723617
>semi-skimmed master race
>>25723632
http://codexes.tumblr.com/post/134482082558/alliaofrph-writing-helpcharacter-writing-a
>>25723647
useful. thnx
>>25723642
usually a pony
>>25723566
>>25723592
>how do we make the fanon races. Not autistic? seems like an insurmountable task
How about this?
During the magic showdown between Twilight and Sunset in the EqG universe, a few humans ended up in Equestria.
Everyone who says this is autistic is a genuine autist, for this is canon, no matter what everyone else chooses to believe.
>>25723659
>"You're still not invited."
>>25723659
>bigger than big mare
impossible
>>25723660
>E
>q
>G
>c a n o n
>>25723643
>not whole milk
Contemplate suicide
>>25723659
Why did you do this, anon.Are you a part of alien conspiracy?
>>25723673
no u
>>25723673
Wow Anon enjoy your fat. Skim milk a best.
Best tasting too.
>>25723670
>Waah, muh headcanon doesn't match with the show's canon!
>Waaaaaahhhh
>>25723673
Full, complete, un-watered down master race reporting.
GUYS
BLITZ NEEDS TO BECOME SMALL AGAIN SO HE CAN HAVE BIG EVE PROTECT HIM
>>25723690
>w-why won't you accept humans in Equestria?
I like 2% milk.
>>25723681
>not milk straight from cow
Dude...
>>25723660
Even if you can make the argument that something is technically not autistic, that doesn't then make it a good idea. To QM a CYOA you must appeal to an audience so you're somewhat beholden to popular opinion and tastes.
What the fuck happened here.
>>25723717
Nothing too out of the ordinary.
>>25723717
milkpone
Crystal Warlock running currently.
>>25723713
>>25723744
>We'll never see her again
>>25723703
>M-muh headcanon!
>>25723716
>"Even if you can make the argument that something is technically not autistic, that doesn't then make it a good idea."
>Implying it's an argument
>"My headcanon is awesome while the show's canon suckssss!!!"
Guess you're a batfag.
No, seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?
Technically not autistic? Fucking hell, man, Everything that's autistic is EVERYTHING that the fandom has made up that is pure fanon!
>>25723761
>we will never make blue drink from her again
what was she anyway? like, just a lactatin mare or a hyrbid of some sorts?
>>25723783
You're gonna need to try harder Shiny, pretending you can't read isn't a good bait.
>>25723785
She is a tauras.
>>25723738
So from a scale of Batponies to Shadow the hedgehog how OW THE EDGE is this quest?
>>25723813
It's beyond the scale.
>>25723808
so like a pony crossed with a cow?
>>25723813
pic related level of egde
>>25723794
>Pretending you can't read my autistic headcanon about a fanmade species isn't a good bait
>Implying it's bait at all
>Implying it isn't the truth
Holy hell, the batfags really have crossed the line, haven't they?
>>25723833
thank mr skeltal
>>25723847
the bats arent fanmade though, they just have a shit load of fan made content and headcanons made up about them.
>>25723833
Thanks Mr.Skeltal
>>25723579
you should take a nap shiny :^)
>>25723833
thank mr skeltal
>>25723861
>they just have a shit load of fan made content and headcanons made up about them.
Exactly, so how are they any different from humans, satyrs, mothponies, or any of the other species mentioned here every now and then?
>>25723901
They're canon.
>>25723901
Because none of what you listed has any actual show appearances.
>>25723901
>he finally acknowledged something other than bats
Interesting
You know whats pure fanon? 99% of depictions of magic in CYOAs. So you going to complain about that Shiny?
>>25723901
>humans have lots of fan made content about them
holy goddamn shit. all myhtlology is just fanfiction
the difference (i think) is that batautisits probably feel superior because the batnies have shown up in the show to some degree. making them feel validated in some way probably.
>>25723906
>Humans are canon
Good of you to finally notice.
>>25723909
>Because none of what you listed has any actual show appearances.
>EqG
>Waaah, humans aren't canon because -I- don't like it!
>Batponies
>Kekekek, even though this hasn't been in the show, it's canon that they love mangoes and blood and all that shit that the fandom has made up about them :^)
Batfags really are autistic
>>25723981
But humans aren't in the show
They're in the movies :^)
>>25723929
You know what's pure fanon? 99% of everything in CYOAs.
>>25723981
>Humans are canon
Gonna need screenshots.
>>25723947
>How are bat ponies different from moths if you ignore the thing that makes them different?
Do you see how this is a silly question?
>>25723981
Humans aren't canon because Mcgarthy directly stated the EQG would never crossover and impact the show. So a human in equestria will never be canon.
Bat pony fanon, by comparison, is what they act like or what they do. Sort of like how unicorns are fanon. and earth pony magic is fanon and pony fighting that isnt nerd slapping is fanon.
>>25723981
nobody said that was canon, YOU are the autistic one, batfag, i think i'll make a knowyourmeme page about you batfag, aka shiny
>>25723710
This shit needs to happen more!For healthier bones you see...
>>25723548
>a picture that isn't made by an autistic fan of the fandom
Shiny please. I thought we were cool.
>>25724044
We need more CYOApone teats.
>>25723998
This.
>>25723813
Fairly edgy yet somewhat fun, but so far too few players to tell how it'll turn out in the future
>>25724056
Which cyoapones have the best teats?
>>25724077All of them
>>25724065
i'll join in after i catch up on 3-4 threads
>>25724077
Rems are swolen from a lifetime of unused milk.
>>25724081
How can you tell?
>>25724086
they'll be fine, she has the babby pony to think about now.
>>25724017
>Humans aren't canon because Mcgarthy directly stated the EQG would never crossover and impact the show.
Because their Tweets means so much, right?
Forget about what the latest EqG movie showed about portals into Equestria being made; THIS RANDOM ANONYMOUS person's headcanon is more important than the actual show!
>Bat pony fanon, by comparison, is what they act like or what they do.
>Everything the fandom has made up about them is canon
Jesus fuck, how autistic can you get?
>>25724086
>big daughteru suckling on Rem's teats
When can we have Northern back?
>>25724100
an EqG movie isn't the show though.
I cannot tell who's baiting who at this point. It looks like a perfect time to get drunk.
>>25724086
>have a child now
>those teats get to be used
I NEED THIS
>>25724105
Never, Anon. It's over.
>>25724121
noon on a thursday?
>>25724132
Well, yeah?
>>25724121
>>25724132
>>25724139
Bath pls
>>25724096
>big daughteru laying under Rem to get that milk
>>25724122
>have never drawn real lewd
>now want to draw this
fug.
>>25724163
Do it.
>>25724163
JUST
>>25724163
At least try
Please?
>>25724147
What's that?
I'm too busy making ponies suffer.
>>25724179
>4chan offline for me
>CYOAG is up
Is it a sign?
>>25724189
weird.
>>25724189
CYOAG has grown too powerful to stop.
>>25723833
thank mr skeletal
>>25724179Nice.
>tfw "crotchtits" is not a derpibooru tag
how am i supposed to get references now
>>25723632
It's under "crotchboobs". I don't know why it doesn't alias.
>>25724302
>>25724305
Teats also works and is a bit more specific.
>>25724302
It better be proper teats instead of crotchtits.
>>25724371
Can they have small mounds at least?
>>25724381
Small mounds is proper for a lactating mare, big blobs of fat isn't.
How about a cyoa about nyx, just after waking up in the forest?
>>25724533
No go away, you spout nyx constantly in the anon filly thread, go back there and think about what you've done
>>25724533
Except not everybody has read past sins
fuck it, i need anatomy help with these crotchboobs.picarto.tv/pandacraft
>>25724561
I'm not for or against, but I will point out that summing up nyx to the point in the forest would be pretty easy.
>>25724569
>craft
>>25724558
actually there's 2 of us
>>25724589
>>25724561
basically we would make nyx not have a shit story, just trying to survive, or something
"Nyx quest"
Trottingham: i swear to Satan, if there's another downtime today... edition continues:
>>25724666
>>25724163
Think we can summon ST again?
Gay horses take forever to color.
>>25724533
How about you go fuck yourself?
>>25724744
No, i'm here to stay
>>25724721
God's work Anon.
God's work.
>>25718241That was intentional.
>>25715987
Hnnng, those bedroom eyes and that blush... Thanks so much!
>>25719874
Not even three days in and Dandy's already fugging monstrosities... Dr. Lumis would be proud.
>>25722292
>Muffin Top with her new-old hat
Thank you for including her!
Now that my OCD is temporarily sated, Threshold's back up!
>>25724899
>>25724910
>Thank you for including her!
For clarity's sake, that's an old Bathwater drawing that I just coloured.
>>25724593
>guy who cant into anatomy doing lewd
>being excited
NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/oqLyK7u.png
>>25724800
How about you stay and fuck yourself then?
>>25725036
That's not how crotchtits work. Those look ridiculous.
>>25725036
I like it
Not bad for a first
>>25725107
I'm sorry anon, i was working under the assumption that with her on her back her teats would be pulled down and flatter.
>>25725107
Real horses can't spread their legs either.
>>25725167
That's not spread.
>>25725190
Yeah, and it looks better that way, you're right.
>>25725215
uuuu
>>25725190
Does anyone have that one pic of a horse standing on its hind legs kind of like >pic related
I saw it a couple of times, here or on /b/, but never saved it
Who was it yesterday that was complaining about getting noodles? It was in the stream chat and i can't remember. They said they wanted noodles but were to lazy to get them.
>>25725475
Noodles you say?
>>25725475
rits
>>25725497
That's a terrible design for a sign. That noodle will catch all the rain water and it will be damp an moldy and full of shit in there. Just think "rain gutter".
>>25725501
No, it wasn't me. It was some one else that was complaining.
>>25725497
SHHH! take that down!that's for the ending!
>>25725519
>Implying it isn't flat
>>25725138
crotchtits are a pain in the ass to get right.
Alright, Starting the confession portion of the thread.
I kinda wish I started Ascent instead of starting Semantic Error. in fact, that was actually the original plan. I originally meant for Semantic Error to replace 11-54 when we got to the end of that since the level of technology in those two quests is similar. But at it stands I'm currently rotating between Cyberpunk, and 90's level tech supplemented with super science instead of fantasy and high tech. As of now, unless I get really worn out, I'll probably try to finish 11-54 before starting up Ascent.Although I do really like Semantic Error thus far, people bringing up Entrapment recently and my dumb ass doing art related to the quest isn't helping me not feel this way about the situation.
>>25725589
That's a really cute horse on the left.
>>25724940
Then thanks for coloring her.And thanks Bathwater. Again.
Also am I the only one having trouble posting images right now? It takes like five minutes after clicking the 'Choose file' button for the damn image folder to pop up.
>>25725656
Seems to be working fine for me.
Maybe you're just inept.
boop
>>25725803
Needs two Rocketeer headstones.
>>25725803
I'm not sure it's right to have Biggs or
AQ there, considering that the QMs are still active.
The guy who runs vampony had an old quest that's dead but it's not there.
>>25725838
gunsmith killed gun quest?
>>25725838
>expecting consistency
>>25725851
>>25725838
Caracole isn't dead, at least not yet.
I am having a good deal more fun with Vampony right now though, so until they realize how shit a QM I am and kick me out or something I'm gonna stay on there.
>>25726069
Bathwaterism seems to be contagious.
>>25726261
care to enlighten me what exactly do you mean? i rarely come here, but i mostly hear about nips, quests dying, memes and other shit
>>25726530
lurk moar
we up
>>25726535
>>25726547
knew i'd get this reply
i have been, i don't follow all 500 posts so there's that, i have too many threads to catch up on
>>25726619
>not being here since the first thread
>>25726619
RITS pls
>>25726650
the only browser i can use is the ps3's browser
just fuck up my life fAm
i lurked all last thread, though
>>25726650>not a general
>>25726653
That's not me though.
>>25726715
Not with that attitude.
>>25726619
He's referring to Bathwater's depression/inferiority complex/self-loathing about his ability.>implying he's the only one
>>25726757
Oh, i remember a cap showing his tumblr saying something about that, i think
>>25726776
Ready for a healthy dose of Urban?
>>25726793
>anti-racist cyoa
lolno
>>25726826
anti-racist...cyoa...
Lookit these gay horses.
http://i.imgur.com/f12cwfj.png
>>25726850
noice
So I'm going through the archive to try and find the very first thread
But all I'm finding are threads I've been in
But I'm pretty sure the site didn't exist in the very first one
But I have awful memory and maybe I'm remembering things wrong
>>25726863
The archive existed prior to this thread.
>>25719534
Aight said he thought about using it in Heat.
>>25726850
Thanks
Have a cookie
>>25726863
Here's the first thread.
http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22792617/#22792617
>>25726863
>>25726910
why tho
nothing interesting happened in the first threads
>go way the fuck back
>find this
WEW
EW
W
>>25726941
>22M
holy shit it feels like yesterday
>>25726850
Photoshop edit of Blitz andGarwhen?
>>25726910
Huh
So I actually have been here since the first thread
Colour anon is a treasure.
>>25726941
I don't get it.
>>25727046
Then you never will
>>25727062
NEVER EVER
I'd like to take a moment to apologize to every writefag I've silently (and loudly) judged on the grounds that writing seemed to be quicker and easier than drawing.It still is, but holy shit the gap is a lot narrower than I thought, as my over-and-hour between updates is clearly showing. I'm not used to this level of effort.
>>25727206
>wanting to read ugly words when you have pretty pictures
>>25727062
I guess not. I haven't read Persona Quest and it's too long to start from the beginning.
>>25727404
>lolsoradumquestxD
already shit
>>25727404
Yeah, no.
>these bantz in the secret club
>>25727472
hot stuff, lad
>>25725589
Confession: I want to run a CYOA but never find the time to do it unless I do it in the early morning or late night.
>>25726910
That's not the first thread.
Perhaps it's the first with the anonpone archive, but we did have some meta CYOA threads before then.
>>25727614
That was the first in this particular thread series where it became a general.
>>25727614
>>25727627
http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22396826/#22396826
nips pls
You can now pin your favorite quests.
>>25727940
very noice
>>25727952
resuming
>>25727940
voting system when
>>25728003
Next week.
>>25726910This thread is amazing me. Thank you for posting it.
Thread is dying
How do we make it die faster?
>>25728083
Fall in love with it, like I have.
>>25728083
batponies
>>25728132
REEEEEEEE
>>25728124gay
>>25726910
I wish I could let these anons know everything that's gonna happen so they could be prepared for it
>>25728191
I wish I could lie to these anons and get their hopes up only to let them slowly die over time.
>>25728191
But anon
A single post in the past could ruin everything
Any dubs, trips,or quadsthat have affected any quest could change that story completely
>tfw sudden urge to JUST
>brain says no as soon as I try to draw/jot down ideas
>Secret club having in-depth discussions of milk, candy, and candy milk.
Prospective QMs take note.
>>25728424
candy milk pony quest when
>>25726892
Figure if qm was bad at writing lewds it wouldn't rly work
New thread when?
>>25728750Soon.
>>25728923
New bread pls
Kay >>25728941
>>25728937lol jk new thread never fgt,
